Fox News: Target of Opportunity

Tarkus · 04-07-2003, 08:48 PM

US bombs the crap out of house many believe contained Saddam and his two sons. We shall see. Numerous sources apparently claimed they saw them go in and not come out.

Tarkus

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 08:49 PM

Could it be? Probably not, but we can hope.

AgPete · 04-07-2003, 08:53 PM

NBC just stopped programming to report the same thing and said if Hussein & sons were in there they are dead. Supposedly, this was a very reliable intelligence source. Can't wait to see which general or public official is allowed to lead the new Iraqi government because they told us where Hussein is.

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 09:14 PM

MSNBC reporting US troops are moving toward the bombsite.

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 09:25 PM

Fox News: Not only did the US have visual of Saddam entering this home, but they where listening to his conversation. He was discussing leaving the country as the bombs helped him leave the world.

Tarkus · 04-07-2003, 09:33 PM

Boy, I'm really hoping they got him. It's really beginning to sound like it.

Tarkus

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 09:38 PM

Four 5,000lbs "bunker-buster" bombs dropped on this house. If anything is found, it going to be pieces.

Tarkus · 04-07-2003, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
Four 5,000lbs "bunker-buster" bombs dropped on this house. If anything is found, it going to be pieces.

I'm hearing four 2,000 lb bombs, but in any case enough to take them out. Apparently, there's just a big whole where the building used to be.

Tarkus

Hammer755 · 04-07-2003, 09:43 PM

Looks like Saddam may be meeting a close, personal friend soon.

astralhaze · 04-07-2003, 09:43 PM

"Hey guy!"

sabotai · 04-07-2003, 09:48 PM

"Relax!"

Maple Leafs · 04-07-2003, 09:50 PM

Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

sabotai · 04-07-2003, 09:50 PM

He'll bring out a hand puppet that was made to look like Saddam and declare that Saddam is perfectly fine.

astralhaze · 04-07-2003, 09:53 PM

I'm sure they have plenty of stock footage they can use.

AgPete · 04-07-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

LOL

Are you sure we're in Iraq yet? I think I heard from their Information Minister that we were still building up in Kuwait.

Fritz · 04-07-2003, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this...

"Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

Kenneth knows the frequency.

sachmo71 · 04-07-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hammer755
Looks like Saddam may be meeting a close, personal friend soon.

"Hey Satan..." :pushesrubberweenieupthroughthecovers:

It is going to come true, except his sons will be with him.

EDIT: Damn smilies.

Hammer755 · 04-07-2003, 10:22 PM

I just heard something on FoxNews that I found very interesting.

It seems as though we've been able to track Saddam pretty closely throughout the entire war. The communication system that Saddam and his sons used was purchased from Britain in the mid-80's. The Brits assured him that the encryption was unbreakable. However recently, they developed the technology where they could break the encryption. So, we have been able to follow Saddam pretty closely for some time now.

The final detail that led us to Saddam was the tape of him walking through the crowd that surfaced recently. Our experts were able use the visual information from the tape - landmarkes, smoke in the background - in conjunction with Saddam's communication system to pinpoint almost exactly where he was located.

Hammer755 · 04-07-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo71
"Hey Satan..." ushesrubberweenieupthroughthecovers:

It is going to come true, except his sons will be with him.

EDIT: Damn smilies.

Relax guy, who else would I be thinking about, Liza Minnelli?

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 10:53 PM

I hope everyone saw the flag that was put over Saddam's palace yesterday: UGA baby! Dawgs done took over Baghdad!

tucker342 · 04-07-2003, 10:55 PM

I really hope they got him...

mrskippy · 04-07-2003, 10:59 PM

I hope they got the information minister too.

Oh wait ... he has to survive to say ... "It didnt' happen. That was a Hollywood set."

KWhit · 04-07-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrantDawg
I hope everyone saw the flag that was put over Saddam's palace yesterday: UGA baby! Dawgs done took over Baghdad!

What did I miss?

GrantDawg · 04-07-2003, 11:10 PM

One of the soldiers with Greg Kelly pulled out a UGA flag and was waving it outside the palace.

HornedFrog Purple · 04-07-2003, 11:36 PM

If the Minister of Information was captured would he go on television and deny it?

Swaggs · 04-07-2003, 11:38 PM

Very interesting moment in time.

We may have just killed the leader of another country. Probably better for the world and the future of the Iraqi people, but still a very odd occurence.

The Afoci · 04-07-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
If the Minister of Information was captured would he go on television and deny it?

"This isn't me, it is an imposter. I am much sexier than that, this is an insult to me" spits in own face "Go away you fake!"

04-07-2003, 08:53 PM	#3
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	NBC just stopped programming to report the same thing and said if Hussein & sons were in there they are dead. Supposedly, this was a very reliable intelligence source. Can't wait to see which general or public official is allowed to lead the new Iraqi government because they told us where Hussein is. __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

04-07-2003, 09:33 PM	#6
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Boy, I'm really hoping they got him. It's really beginning to sound like it. Tarkus __________________ Winning may not be everything, but losing isn't anything.

04-07-2003, 09:43 PM	#9
Hammer755 High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Houston, TX	Looks like Saddam may be meeting a close, personal friend soon. __________________ I failed Signature 101 class. Last edited by Hammer755 : 04-07-2003 at 09:43 PM.

04-07-2003, 09:43 PM	#10
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	"Hey guy!" __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

04-07-2003, 09:53 PM	#14
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	I'm sure they have plenty of stock footage they can use. __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

04-07-2003, 08:49 PM	#2
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Could it be? Probably not, but we can hope.

04-07-2003, 09:14 PM	#4
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	MSNBC reporting US troops are moving toward the bombsite.

04-07-2003, 09:25 PM	#5
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Fox News: Not only did the US have visual of Saddam entering this home, but they where listening to his conversation. He was discussing leaving the country as the bombs helped him leave the world.

04-07-2003, 09:38 PM	#7
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Four 5,000lbs "bunker-buster" bombs dropped on this house. If anything is found, it going to be pieces.

04-07-2003, 09:48 PM	#11
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"Relax!"

04-07-2003, 09:50 PM	#12
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Can't wait to hear the Information Minister on this... "Bombs? What bombs? There were no bombs. How could they drop bombs, when we control the sky? And who is this Saddam you speak of? Our leader is named... um, Kenneth. Yeah, that's it."

04-07-2003, 10:22 PM	#18
Hammer755 High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Houston, TX	I just heard something on FoxNews that I found very interesting. It seems as though we've been able to track Saddam pretty closely throughout the entire war. The communication system that Saddam and his sons used was purchased from Britain in the mid-80's. The Brits assured him that the encryption was unbreakable. However recently, they developed the technology where they could break the encryption. So, we have been able to follow Saddam pretty closely for some time now. The final detail that led us to Saddam was the tape of him walking through the crowd that surfaced recently. Our experts were able use the visual information from the tape - landmarkes, smoke in the background - in conjunction with Saddam's communication system to pinpoint almost exactly where he was located. __________________ I failed Signature 101 class.

04-07-2003, 10:53 PM	#20
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I hope everyone saw the flag that was put over Saddam's palace yesterday: UGA baby! Dawgs done took over Baghdad!

04-07-2003, 10:55 PM	#21
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I really hope they got him...

04-07-2003, 10:59 PM	#22
mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	I hope they got the information minister too. Oh wait ... he has to survive to say ... "It didnt' happen. That was a Hollywood set."

04-07-2003, 11:10 PM	#24
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	One of the soldiers with Greg Kelly pulled out a UGA flag and was waving it outside the palace.

04-07-2003, 11:36 PM	#25
HornedFrog Purple Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Worthless, Tx	If the Minister of Information was captured would he go on television and deny it? __________________ King of All FOFC Media!!! IHOF: Fort Worthless Fury- 2004 AOC Deep South Champions (not acknowledged via conspiracy)

04-07-2003, 11:38 PM	#26
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Very interesting moment in time. We may have just killed the leader of another country. Probably better for the world and the future of the Iraqi people, but still a very odd occurence. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

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