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Old 09-24-2009, 04:35 PM   #1
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A rather, ahem, large baby is born.
Holy Crap.

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Old 09-24-2009, 04:39 PM   #2
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:46 PM   #3
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The thing that gets me is that this baby is 2 feet long. Well, and 19 pounds....

Holy Crap. Again.
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:48 PM   #4
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Cesarean, thank goodness.
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Cesarean, thank goodness.

Kinda like lifting an engine out of an old '55 Chevy....
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:18 PM   #6
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I feel for the mother.
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:33 PM   #7
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I didn't do it.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:31 PM   #8
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My son weighed less a couple of weeks ago on his 1 year old visit.
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My son weighed less a couple of weeks ago on his 1 year old visit.

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Old 09-24-2009, 09:40 PM   #10
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Jesus. Undiagnosed and/or untreated gestational diabetes?
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:42 PM   #11
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Names are irrelevant for the cocky and funny.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:45 PM   #12
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Names are irrelevant for the cocky and funny.

Nicely played.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:18 PM   #13
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Will she ever be able to have sex again? I mean, John Holmes is dead. What hope does anyone else have of satisfying her.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 PM   #14
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Will she ever be able to have sex again? I mean, John Holmes is dead. What hope does anyone else have of satisfying her.

Wow. That is tasteless and not even funny, fuck face.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:27 PM   #15
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Did you just call yourself fuck face?
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Will she ever be able to have sex again? I mean, John Holmes is dead. What hope does anyone else have of satisfying her.

Maybe Smiling Bob can help.
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:35 PM   #17
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Wow. That is tasteless and not even funny, fuck face.

r u kidding it was hysterical
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:40 PM   #18
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Did you just call yourself fuck face?

It's possible, pig. I might be self-hating. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only self-loathing here because I lack the strength to post coherently. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

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Old 09-24-2009, 11:23 PM   #19
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Wow. That is tasteless and not even funny, fuck face.

It could just be his way of asking for sex in a cro-magnon sort of way.
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:08 AM   #20
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It's possible, pig. I might be self-hating. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only self-loathing here because I lack the strength to post coherently. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

Drop. Your. Keyboard.

Somebody needs to lay off the sauce...
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:51 AM   #21
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Jesus. Undiagnosed and/or untreated gestational diabetes?

That's exactly what my wife asked when I told her about this...
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:25 AM   #22
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And here I thought my ten-pounder was a big baby. Goodness!
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:29 AM   #23
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Wow. That is tasteless and not even funny, fuck face.
Well the birth was caesarian, so you are also functionally illiterate.
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:30 PM   #24
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The thing that gets me is that this baby is 2 feet long. Well, and 19 pounds....

Holy Crap. Again.


My son was 25" long and 9lb 8oz...

Then again he is 5'4 and 105 at 8....

But, 19lbs WHAT
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:56 PM   #25
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Well the birth was caesarian, so you are also functionally illiterate.

No I'm not. I meant what I said.

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Old 09-26-2009, 12:17 PM   #26
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Jesus. Undiagnosed and/or untreated gestational diabetes?

My first thought as well. An AP report I read this morning says that she has full blown diabetes. Her other children were 10 pounds and 11.6 pounds at birth.
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