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Saddam's chauffer!!! This is good!!!
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner of the pig what happened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happened to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell them?" asked President Hussein. The driver answered: "Good evening. I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." |
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04-04-2003, 11:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: speak to the trout
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04-04-2003, 11:11 PM
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hahahahahaha
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04-04-2003, 11:14 PM
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Oh man, thats good.
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04-04-2003, 11:22 PM
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Course the only problem with this is ... what's an Iraqi doing with a pig? Perhaps dog would have been better. Read it with dog and tell me if that sounds better.
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04-04-2003, 11:27 PM
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No, a dog sounds to mean.
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04-04-2003, 11:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
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How about donkey/jackass?
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04-04-2003, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I don't get it?
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04-04-2003, 11:42 PM
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jackass is good too.
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04-04-2003, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I just figured it out, I'm a little slow tonght. LOL
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