Attractive investment advisor jailed for looting money from client

Galaxy · 07-21-2009, 07:20 PM

hxxp://www.nypost.com/seven/07212009/news/regionalnews/manhattan/banker_beauty_in_inside_job_180463.htm

Chief Rum · 07-21-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

hxxp://www.nypost.com/seven/07212009/news/regionalnews/manhattan/banker_beauty_in_inside_job_180463.htm

lol...I suppose this is probably typical of the NY Post, but nice reporting there. Half the info is a description of her MySpace page.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-21-2009, 08:19 PM

Having seen the picture in the Post story, I think we need to have a talk about the meaning of the word "hot".

For starter's: that chick ain't it.

Mustang · 07-21-2009, 08:23 PM

Idiot.

Wonder if she is enjoying Rikers Island

Chief Rum · 07-21-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Having seen the picture in the Post story, I think we need to have a talk about the meaning of the word "hot".

For starter's: that chick ain't it.

I don't know, she don't look too bad. I would call her attractive.

I would agree that "hot" might be a tad strong, but then it helps a ton if she has a great bod, too, and you can't tell that from the head shot.

Galaxy · 07-21-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I don't know, she don't look too bad. I would call her attractive.

I would agree that "hot" might be a tad strong, but then it helps a ton if she has a great bod, too, and you can't tell that from the head shot.

Did you see the other picture? If you click the "next" button below the picture on the right, it'll take you to the other picture.

I guess "hot" might be a tad strong. But you can't say she's not at least attractive. Changed the title to that point.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-21-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I guess "hot" might be a tad strong. But you can't say she's not at least attractive. Changed the title to that point.

I feel somewhat guilty now, since "attractive ..." doesn't really have the same FOFC feel as "hot ..." for a thread title but I do believe it's more accurate.

I mean, turn out the lights & if she's a sound sleeper then yeah, there's definitely a stage in life where you do her if the opportunity presents itself. But hot was too strong unless you're looking to go home early or it's within 30 minutes of closing time.

Swaggs · 07-21-2009, 11:02 PM

I think she looks pretty good in that second picture (not so much in the close up of her face).

Fidatelo · 07-21-2009, 11:21 PM

I guess if I was 19 again and drunk at a party and a chick like that started playing with her beaters, then sure, I stuff the image in the spank bank for later that night when I pretend I had the nerve to talk to chicks. But at this point in life, that's some forgettable skank right there.

miked · 07-21-2009, 11:34 PM

I'm gonna pull a Lynch here and say most single peoples (or when you were single) would tear that up. Internets are funny.

Mike Lowe · 07-21-2009, 11:38 PM

That's a beauty?

bhlloy · 07-22-2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by miked

I'm gonna pull a Lynch here and say most single peoples (or when you were single) would tear that up. Internets are funny.

OK, hitting it when single does not equal worthy of being called hot in a national publication. Not in a million years do those things ever equal each other

She is very average, even in the second picture. Wouldn't stand out in a crowd at all to me. But yeah, I'd still hit it (if single)

Groundhog · 07-22-2009, 12:30 AM

I've done worse, but I wouldn't really say "attractive". Average.

Apathetic Lurker · 07-22-2009, 06:50 AM

I'd say hitworthy, but then my standards have been lowered in my old age

aw hell, who am I kidding, I have no standards

Honolulu_Blue · 07-22-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Lowe

That's a beauty?

As far as invesmenet advisors go? Yes.

fantom1979 · 07-22-2009, 08:07 AM

Not my type. There is something just wrong about her face. Its hard to see with the mixing bowl in the way, but I think she's got a little pot belly as well. I am not a fan of that.

Galaxy · 07-22-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by miked

I'm gonna pull a Lynch here and say most single peoples (or when you were single) would tear that up. Internets are funny.

I would agree with you.

MikeVic · 07-22-2009, 10:20 AM

She's totally attractive and totally hittable you people!

Coffee Warlord · 07-22-2009, 10:43 AM

That "article" (and I use the term very loosely), describes her pretty much as the kind of person I would want to punch in the face on principle.

Schmidty · 07-22-2009, 11:04 AM

You internet geeks crack me up. Someone cue up the "Way below my standard, sharp knees" picture.......

MikeVic · 07-22-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

You internet geeks crack me up. Someone cue up the "Way below my standard, sharp knees" picture.......

Maybe you have a picture you can share that would change everyone's minds?

Schmidty · 07-22-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Maybe you have a picture you can share that would change everyone's minds?

Ok. This is a Fark one, not mine. And it's old.

MikeVic · 07-22-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Ok. This is a Fark one, not mine. And it's old.

I didn't mean that picture! You know what I'm talking about.

Schmidty · 07-22-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I didn't mean that picture! You know what I'm talking about.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MikeVic · 07-22-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galaxy · 07-22-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

That "article" (and I use the term very loosely), describes her pretty much as the kind of person I would want to punch in the face on principle.

Would you still hit it?

DanGarion · 07-22-2009, 12:06 PM

THANK GOD WE ALL ARE MARRIED TO OR DATING SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!

Apathetic Lurker · 07-22-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

THANK GOD WE ALL ARE MARRIED TO OR DATING SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!

Does a hand model count?

DanGarion · 07-22-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Apathetic Lurker

Does a hand model count?

Only if she gives you hand jobs....

*sorry but it was just begging for that response...*

dawgfan · 07-22-2009, 09:06 PM

If the question is: "If I were still single, would I hit on her?", the answer is...maybe. Depends on a number of things - is that some extra bulge there at the waist, spilling over the jeans? Does she have nice enough jugs to overcome that (and her nose)? Most importantly, what's her personality like? Is she good at flirting? Does she seem like she'd be fun in bed?

She's certainly not what I'd classify as "hot" - from what little evidence there is of her, she's on the low end of "attractive".

Schmidty · 07-22-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

If the question is: "If I were still single, would I hit on her?", the answer is...maybe. Depends on a number of things - is that some extra bulge there at the waist, spilling over the jeans? Does she have nice enough jugs to overcome that (and her nose)? Most importantly, what's her personality like? Is she good at flirting? Does she seem like she'd be fun in bed?

She's certainly not what I'd classify as "hot" - from what little evidence there is of her, she's on the low end of "attractive".

What the fuck do you look like? Brad Pitt?

Schmidty · 07-22-2009, 09:11 PM

Cuz he's hot.

Groundhog · 07-22-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

THANK GOD WE ALL ARE MARRIED TO OR DATING SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!

I don't think it's a matter of that. Is she hot? No. Is she unattractive? Not really. Is she attractive? Well, not really either. She's the kind of girl that I'd go for if everything else clicked, but not solely because of her looks.

Knowing what we know about her now, I don't think everything else would have any shot of clicking, so she gets a no from me, which I'm sure will just break her heart.

dawgfan · 07-22-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

What the fuck do you look like? Brad Pitt?

I'm certainly no Brad Pitt, but I do OK.

I saw another pic on her MySpace, and it appears that additional evidence is moving her up in the "attractive" scale. Still wouldn't call her "hot" though...

Galaxy · 07-22-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

I'm certainly no Brad Pitt, but I do OK.

I saw another pic on her MySpace, and it appears that additional evidence is moving her up in the "attractive" scale. Still wouldn't call her "hot" though...

She still has a myspace page up?

cuervo72 · 07-22-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

If the question is: "If I were still single, would I hit on her?", the answer is...maybe. Depends on a number of things - is that some extra bulge there at the waist, spilling over the jeans? Does she have nice enough jugs to overcome that (and her nose)? Most importantly, what's her personality like? Is she good at flirting? Does she seem like she'd be fun in bed?

She's certainly not what I'd classify as "hot" - from what little evidence there is of her, she's on the low end of "attractive".

The uncropped version of the pic from the article (seems to be on her facebook page still) makes her look fairly juggy. Looks ok here, too: hxxp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/07/robin_katz.jpg

Better than the average where I went to school at least.

dawgfan · 07-22-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

She still has a myspace page up?

It's up but private - you can only see her profile pic.

Karlifornia · 07-23-2009, 02:02 AM

I'd fuck Lily Allen, I'd fuck this chick, I'd fuck pretty much any girl.

The only question to be asked is, "Would they fuck me?" I think Lily Allen would fuck me. I don't think this chick would fuck me, being a corporate money mover or whatever. They don't tend to like guys with tattoos who bite their own toenails as a party trick.

sterlingice · 08-02-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

That "article" (and I use the term very loosely), describes her pretty much as the kind of person I would want to punch in the face on principle.

(To other people's points, if it's someone I would want to punch in the face and she does sound like it, I wouldn't want anything to do with her no matter how hot she was)

SI

Desnudo · 08-02-2009, 01:31 PM

Would hit it. Probably carrying infectious disease though.

MrBug708 · 08-02-2009, 02:56 PM

Def. an 8

Noop · 08-02-2009, 03:08 PM

She is a bit of a muffin top but I would gladly shoot some baby batter on or around her face.... then again I bet she swallows.

07-21-2009, 08:19 PM	#3
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fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	Not my type. There is something just wrong about her face. Its hard to see with the mixing bowl in the way, but I think she's got a little pot belly as well. I am not a fan of that.

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	She's totally attractive and totally hittable you people!

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Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	That "article" (and I use the term very loosely), describes her pretty much as the kind of person I would want to punch in the face on principle.

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