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Old 07-07-2009, 02:51 PM   #1
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Apparently the Regal Beagle Doesn't Know When to Cut People Off...

or...

WTF happened to Janet?!?!





'Three's Company' star cited for drunken driving

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. – An actress who starred on the hit television series "Three's Company" has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.

Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests.

Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:52 PM   #2
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She was never much to look at but when I saw that picture it was just DAMN.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #3
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #4
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I think Larry put a roofie in her drink
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #5
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SHe apparently grew old, imagine that, a human being aging...
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:57 PM   #6
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DAMN

She's no Kathy Griffin, but still - I agree with you.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:58 PM   #7
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Ya, it's been 25 years, I don't think she looks too bad for 60 (considering this is a drunk mug shot).
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:58 PM   #8
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SHe apparently grew old, imagine that, a human being aging...

Yeah, but I swear I saw her not so long ago (probably in one of those post-John Ritter death career retrospectives) and she didn't look anything like that.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:59 PM   #9
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Yeah, but I swear I saw her not so long ago (probably in one of those post-John Ritter death career retrospectives) and she didn't look anything like that.

She's drunk, it's the middle of the night, she's stressed out, and probably hasn't showered for a while. Give her an hour to clean up and she's fine.
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:02 PM   #10
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I always wanted to be the meat in a Janet and Terry sandwich (Chrissy never really did it for me).
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:20 PM   #11
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:58 PM   #12
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She looks more like Mr. Furley than Janet.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:44 PM   #13
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:06 PM   #14
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hey brad
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:10 PM   #15
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Sad to say I think she looks better in that mugshot, than she does in my memory. I was not a Janet fan....but then again I couldn't stomach Three's Company as a sensitive child, because there were just TOO many misunderstandings, and it made me anxious and worried. Impressive, yes?
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