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Old 06-20-2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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Iowa tackle charged with riding a moped while drunk

How the hell does an offensive lineman even fit on a moped?

Iowa Hawkeyes offensive tackle Kyle Calloway arrested on drunk driving charge - ESPN
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Old 06-20-2009, 04:52 PM   #2
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6'7", 317 pounds.....

That must have been some moped.
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Old 06-20-2009, 04:52 PM   #3
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whew.....thought we were the only ones.....

In that past year Clemson has had 1 o-lineman break an arm and miss a game riding a moped and another arrested for DWI on a moped....
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:03 PM   #4
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How the hell does an offensive lineman even fit on a moped?

Iowa Hawkeyes offensive tackle Kyle Calloway arrested on drunk driving charge - ESPN

I don't know how Iowa football players getting arrested while drunk is even still news.
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:21 PM   #5
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whew.....thought we were the only ones.....

In that past year Clemson has had 1 o-lineman break an arm and miss a game riding a moped and another arrested for DWI on a moped....

UCLA lost their starting tackle last year (Mike Harris) because he fell off of an offroad vehicle roughly the size of a moped (hurt his knee when he tried to stop himself from falling by putting his foot down, I believe).
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Way to show institutional control, Ferentz.

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Old 06-21-2009, 02:10 PM   #7
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I don't know how Iowa football players getting arrested while drunk is even still news.

I am mostly intrigued with the concept of a 300+ pound person on a moped.
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:13 PM   #8
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UCLA lost their starting tackle last year (Mike Harris) because he fell off of an offroad vehicle roughly the size of a moped (hurt his knee when he tried to stop himself from falling by putting his foot down, I believe).

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Old 06-21-2009, 02:40 PM   #9
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Heh...we had so many damn o-linemen go down to injury last year, I tend to get them confused.
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:42 PM   #11
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Heh...I was thinking of the cartoonized version of those two from the Simpsons when I read RomaGoth's post. Nice pull.
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:49 PM   #12
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This is some funny shit.
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I keep picturing Robert Gallery on a moped as the default image of this story.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:03 AM   #14
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6'7", 317 pounds.....

That must have been some moped.



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