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Old 05-08-2009, 08:32 AM   #1
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Found! The absolute GREATEST video in the history of teh Internets

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Old 05-08-2009, 08:38 AM   #2
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Aww shite. I just crapped myself in awe.
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:39 AM   #3
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It's OK if I masturbate to this, right?
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:44 AM   #4
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OMG.......BOWLING!!!!!!
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:47 AM   #5
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omg - is that a pumpy-bowling video?
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:02 AM   #6
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VOTE Toddzilla
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:06 AM   #7
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The most impressive part is my ill head nod at the end.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:18 AM   #8
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the most impressive part is the strike!
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:37 AM   #9
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Is there anything that Pumpy CAN'T do?!?
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:43 AM   #10
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My high game bowling like that is 186. I'm going to be ecstatic when I hit 200 bowling backwards. One of these days...
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:51 AM   #11
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Perfect the skill, go pro, bathe in bowling groupie sweat.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:25 AM   #12
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I have that same exact shirt, hat, and bowling skills.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:27 AM   #13
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Pumpy Tudors is the baddest ass bowling bounty hunter in the universe.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:28 AM   #14
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the most impressive part is the strike!

Nonsense. The best part is the nonchalant reaction.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:40 AM   #15
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I wish StarBuck still visited FOFC. I really just did this for her.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:49 AM   #16
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Meh....

Would have better if he didn't look back to see the strike.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #17
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Meh....

Would have better if he didn't look back to see the strike.

Or had a bowling ball with a rose in the middle of it.
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Old 05-08-2009, 11:56 AM   #18
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Can you do that on Wii?
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:18 PM   #19
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Meh....

Would have better if he didn't look back to see the strike.
Agreed. Unfortunately, when I released it, it felt like it was going to hit heavy on the head pin. I had to look back to see if it would. In fact, it did, but I got some pin carry. So my ball and I were both reading the lane properly, but I had to look back to make sure.

Err, that's far more response than anyone was looking for. Damn.

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Or had a bowling ball with a rose in the middle of it.
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Can you do that on Wii?
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:26 PM   #20
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Not gonna happen!

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Old 05-08-2009, 12:26 PM   #21
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Is that Colin White your bowling with?
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:33 PM   #22
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Is that Colin White your bowling with?
Is that me approaching you with a toothbrush?
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:38 PM   #23
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Holy crap! Get this guy a contract!
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:40 PM   #24
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:42 PM   #25
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I like how he approaches the lane and at the last minute.. psyche!! And he turns around. The thing even curved, impressive.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:05 PM   #26
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Wow. Pumpy's got mad skills!
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:07 PM   #27
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The head nod in the end was like the perfect moneyshot.
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:15 PM   #28
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That was so fucking HOT.
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:17 PM   #29
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Pumpy is the Peter North of bowling.
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:21 PM   #30
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Pumpy is basically an old Mr. Perfect vignette.
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:23 PM   #31
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:29 PM   #32
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Wow, a good bowler AND a Memphis Fan. I am so turned on right now
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:36 PM   #33
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Where are the ladies?
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:05 PM   #34
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In Pumpy's pants.
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:52 PM   #35
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play him off, keyboard cat
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:58 PM   #36
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Old 05-08-2009, 06:01 PM   #37
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Old 05-08-2009, 06:38 PM   #38
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That video was amazing. I was about .00000005 seconds away from being all "Oh geez he bowls like a retarded woman", and then you dropped the HAMMER OF THOR
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Old 05-08-2009, 07:15 PM   #39
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Got to admit that I didn't originally check out this thread because I just figured it was another monkey giving a cat a bath or Joey Gathright jumping over a tank of sharks. This is the first self-proclaimed Greatest video in teh Internets that actually met the hype.
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:47 PM   #40
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I have that same exact shirt, hat, and bowling skills.

What about the mustache?! That is what gives Pumpy his powers...
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:15 PM   #41
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:19 PM   #42
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I thought this was about this.
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:21 PM   #43
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that was amaaaaaazing
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:49 PM   #44
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Would have been the GREATEST video if he had done that in a ninja suit, but noooooooooo.
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Old 05-09-2009, 04:05 PM   #45
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Hahaha.
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Old 05-09-2009, 04:27 PM   #46
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Wow, a good bowler AND a Memphis Fan. I am so turned on right now

Ugh, I hadn't noticed the shirt and hat. Disgusting...
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Old 05-09-2009, 04:29 PM   #47
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I hadn't seen this until now. Amazing.
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