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"I'm Feeling Kinda Blue, Apu..."
...could you please get me one of those beers with candy floating in it?"
"I'm sorry, sir, I do not think that product exists. You must have dreamed it." "Oh...well, then, can I please get a six pack of Duff and a bag of Skittles?"
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05-06-2009, 02:32 AM | #2 |
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If this becomes a thread for Simpsons quotes, I'm afraid I will not be able to refrain from quintuple dolaposting multiple times.
"There is no escape from the fortress of the Moles. Well, except that."
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05-06-2009, 05:28 AM | #4 |
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Bart and Lisa need to do rock paper scissors to decide something -
Lisa thinks "Poor predictable Bart, always chooses rock." Bart thinks "Good old rock, nothin' beats that!" then chooses rock and of course, loses. |
05-06-2009, 06:08 AM | #5 |
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DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces. |
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You know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!
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05-06-2009, 09:24 AM | #8 |
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D'oh!
A deer! A female deer!
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05-06-2009, 09:29 AM | #9 |
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WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE QUEER! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!
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"Coffee!"
"Beer?" "Coffee!" "Beer?" "C-o-" "B-e-" |
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I regret nothing!
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Homer - "Hi, my name is Mr. Burns, and I believe you have some mail for me"
Postal Worker - "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer - "..I.. don't.. know..."
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"Aww... maybe a hug will cork her cry hole."
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05-06-2009, 01:09 PM | #14 |
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This thread is SO 20 years ago.
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05-06-2009, 01:12 PM | #15 |
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Homer to Bart:
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05-06-2009, 01:58 PM | #16 |
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I don't think there's been a quote from this decade yet in this thread. I still watch. It's not as consistent as it was in it's prime, but there's still the occasional great episode. It's definitely rebounded the last few seasons. Last edited by molson : 05-06-2009 at 02:01 PM. |
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It's been about 10 years since I had time, or the TV reception, to watch the Simpsons, so I know I'm guilty of that.
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"D'oh!"
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Love note from Homer that Marge keeps in her purse:
"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big, soft, chewy pretzels here.....bdughdsmdsd....5 dollars?! Get outta here!"
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Homer's work rules to live by:
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05-06-2009, 04:29 PM | #22 |
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"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city,
keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down." ........ "It's like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat!" Last edited by molson : 05-06-2009 at 04:30 PM. |
05-06-2009, 04:35 PM | #23 |
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Here's a more recent one:
Ricky Gervais Character: Now, Homer, would you care to give your report on CSI: Miami? Homer: Uh, okay. (Clears throat) There's this guy that got killed; I think it was in Miami, so CSI Miami investigatedededed; then a family said how much they love the Olive Garden; then I fell asleep. When I woke up, Letterman was talking to Alias... |
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Love this one. |
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That's definitely one of my favorites
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"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
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"MonoRail"
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05-07-2009, 02:04 AM | #28 |
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THRILLHOUSE!
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05-07-2009, 02:05 AM | #29 |
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AHAHHAHA! The dud looks just like you, poindexter!
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Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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05-07-2009, 09:36 AM | #32 |
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That entire episode is probably my favourite one ever. Everything was hitting in that episode for me. "Your mom is so cool. Mine would've been in here with TANG and rice krispy squares by now." (Marge shown in the background doing a super fast 180 turn, holding TANG and rice krispy squares). |
05-07-2009, 10:16 AM | #33 |
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"How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you to sing to trees and make crappy furniture out of useless logs?"
*chair Homer is sitting in collapses* "Doh! Stupid poetic justice!" |
05-07-2009, 10:37 AM | #34 |
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Gotta nuke something.
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That is a great episode. By and large, "Lisa" episodes suck, but I have always thought this one was probably the exception to the rule. Millhouse's signature in Lisa's yearbook: "Hi Lisa, See you in the car! Millhouse" "Celebrate your country's history by blowing up a small part of it!" "Hey, look, Bart! It's Lisa! And she looks like Blossom!"
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Lisa the Vegetarian is definitely top 5 material for me. "Go back to Russia!" "The extra B is for BYOBB" "No, I'd still rather not." Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor. Jimmy: Ohhh! Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
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"Can I buy some porno mags, a box of condoms, fireworks, oh and some panty shields." "I don't know what you have planned tonight homer, but count me out." |
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For some reason, the delivery of the "Sweet merciful crap! My car!" line at the end of Summer of 4 ft 2 always gets me.
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05-07-2009, 02:46 PM | #39 |
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I also love Homer's mannerisms when Flanders is talking to him at the beginning. He's rolling his eyes, motioning with his hand to speed up the conversation, etc.
And the ice tray with individual "fill me" sticky notes that even Marge finds over the top. And Rod/Todd's piggy bank with a "please don't steal from me" sticky note. Haha, just a high class episode. |
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Homer: Okay, so this should be enough money to get me up in the air, have a frank talk with Marge, then maybe eat a deviled egg.
Pilot: Well, anything for a fellow Marine. Homer: Yeah, Semper fudge. Pilot: Uh, did you just say "Semper fudge"? Homer: No, I said the right thing. |
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They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
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I used to love The Simpsons, but although a lot of these quotes bring some nostalgia with them, none of them really seem that funny anymore. Don't know why.
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Me fail english? thats unpossible!
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"Sweet merciful crap!" has made it into my regular vocabulary since this episode was on. I think it was like 13 years ago...wow. Good times "This game is great and all I've done is enter my name...Thrillhouse!" TV shows his name entered on-screen as "Thrillho" |
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"I'll take one of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two."
and of course Marge's later response... "I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out." |
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No, that doesn't even complete that one great moment, SI (and you're right, that's a great delivery). It must be completed by the instant shot of the car driving in a cloud of seagulls, with a seagull cry to punctuate it. Haha, I did think about that but wasn't sure how to put it in "quote" form. Good pull.
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You're right, this is a fantastic Lisa episode, too. There have been some winners. The problem is, it's hard to get The Jazzman out of your system (either one, heh).
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Not one of the better episodes tonight locally on the late night re-run, but still has one of the better lines:
Bart: "Why are we getting all dressed up, Mom? Are we going to Black Angus?" Marge: "Well, you could say we're going to the BEST steakhouse in the WHOLE universe!" Bart: "So...we're NOT going to Black Angus."
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. Last edited by Chief Rum : 05-08-2009 at 01:24 AM. |
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There aren't too many huge laugh out loud moments but there are quite a few worthy of a snicker: Larry King reading the geneologies, Homer's exchange with Ned about a BBQ ending with a satisfied "The joke's on him, I'll be dead by then", Homer's rendition of, ahem, "When the saints go over there", etc I haven't watched an episode on tv in a couple of years at this point. It's so hit and miss and most stations, even in syndication, are playing the newer crap. But I do have trusty seasons 1-8 on DVD so it's all good. SI
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