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Old 04-29-2009, 05:31 PM   #1
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Couldn't help but laugh at the comment!

Simona Halep Is A 17 Year Old Tennis Star
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:35 PM   #2
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Yeah I saw this a few days ago. Immense.
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:52 PM   #3
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:32 PM   #4
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:28 AM   #5
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That has to be a hindrance to her court agility and speed.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:01 AM   #6
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They might help her with the momentum of her swing.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:14 AM   #7
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Shes a swinger?
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:17 AM   #8
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That has to be a hindrance to her court agility and speed.


Its really held the Williams girl back.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:05 AM   #9
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Simona Halep? I think I got an email from her recently, something about herbal enhancement?
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:14 AM   #10
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Girls like that don't like guys who go to places like FOFC.

I would motorboat fo sho!

Classic.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:03 AM   #11
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Simona Halep Is A Tennis Hottie

Hottie might be a bit of a reach
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:12 AM   #12
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Hottie might be a bit of a reach

You had better have bigger tits than her to be able to judge her like that.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:13 AM   #13
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You had better have bigger tits than her to be able to judge her like that.

Pumpy, care to handle this one?
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:27 AM   #14
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Hottie might be a bit of a reach

Reach around?
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:30 AM   #15
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Pumpy, care to handle this one?

I'm sure Pumpy would gladly "handle" this one

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Old 04-30-2009, 08:32 AM   #16
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OH MY GOD A WOMAN WITH LARGE BREASTS STOP THE PRESSES!!!!1
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:53 AM   #17
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Pumpy, care to handle this one?
I once had a dream about your tits on Kathy Griffin's body... and for some reason, I liked it.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:08 AM   #18
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:33 AM   #19
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I haven't seen her all made up with makeup and airbrushing like Anna Kournikova to see how she rates yet.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:57 AM   #20
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This is exactly the kind of shit that will get me to watch women's tennis.
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:01 AM   #21
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Its really held the Williams girl back.

well in fairness we are comparing grapefruit to cantaloupe there....
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:06 PM   #22
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Wonder when she will start doing "Got milk?" commercials.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:11 PM   #23
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She is 17.

I can not comment on this until September 27, 2009

Thank you.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:18 PM   #24
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Kornikova's head on her body would be something.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:34 PM   #25
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Looks better than Iroda Tulyaganova, although Iroda has one of the best tennis names ever. I still would prefer Jelena Dokic.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:44 PM   #26
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does anybody else pronounce the OP's name as "hookers" in their head?
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:54 PM   #27
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Aren't grapefruit and cantaloupes pretty much the same size?
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:57 PM   #28
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Aren't grapefruit and cantaloupes pretty much the same size?

But not as much fun.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:57 PM   #29
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Cantaloupes are bigger
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:59 PM   #30
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I once had a dream about your tits on Kathy Griffin's body... and for some reason, I liked it.

What are you saying about my tits!
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:03 PM   #31
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What are you saying about my tits!

What tits?
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:48 PM   #32
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What tits?

Oh you'll be hearing from my lawyer, mister!
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:08 PM   #33
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I like the direction that this thread has taken.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:11 PM   #34
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Looks like she wants to reduce the score:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/t...n-1692707.html
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:16 PM   #35
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I guess she has no 'love' for her boobs.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:22 PM   #36
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Pfffft...only 34 DD...I could play with those!!!!
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:24 PM   #37
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:43 AM   #38
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Looks like she wants to reduce the score:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/t...n-1692707.html

What kind of monster would perform such an operation?
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Old 05-30-2009, 05:55 AM   #39
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One of the worst financial decisions in a long time.
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Old 05-30-2009, 12:08 PM   #40
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