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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Apparent zombie uprising in New Orleans
Chewed and swallowed? You know, I get homesick occasionally, and then something like this happens... I'm not so homesick anymore!
Breaking News from New Orleans - Times-Picayune - NOLA.com Quote:
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Pumpy, sit tight, I'm coming.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Maybe it was a vampire...
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#4 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Funny, I had a male professor in college who used to say that.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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![]() I'm bringing some WHITE POWAH! Last edited by DeToxRox : 04-07-2009 at 02:27 PM. |
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#6 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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maybe i can just die
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Sunblock
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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#10 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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What's the matter, Sak? You don't believe in zombies or something? They're right there in New Orleans. I had suspected it for years, but there was never any proof. Well, now it's obvious!
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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OK, I can see that. Shit happens. He couldn't understand him, but he could tell he was angry. Quote:
Wait...what? The rest of this story need not ever have happened. Why would you stick around to find out what an angry, yelling man - apparently walking toward you - would do when he got that close? Dude wasn't even speaking English, so it's not like he was going to talk to him. Some people are idiots.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 04-07-2009 at 02:35 PM. |
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#13 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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I HATE YOU ALL...
HEY SWAGGS....13-9 FUCKER! |
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#14 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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This is all a plot to get us to join the Crescent City Classic
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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#15 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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No shit. Dr. Sak's role in the zombie apocalypse = bait. We'll just put some garlic around his neck, give him a wooden stake and send him out there to fight "the vampires". Poor dumb bastard.
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
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#17 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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At least we scored against the mighty Panthers last time we played, unlike the 12-0 Nits. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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It's probably the best gift the internets have provided me in the last month or so. It's suprisingly versatile and brings much joy. Thanks, DeTox!
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
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That is why horror movies exist. Watch any horror movie and you have to act like that for any plot to take place. Why do people stay in a house when some apparition is throwing crap around you and whisper sweet death nothings in your ear? Why do people press their face on a closed door when a knife-wielding or chainsaw-carrying or crowbar-toting psycho is on the other side of that weak door? Why do people insist on running in the middle of a road if a car is coming after them when there is plenty of forest or ditches or rugged terrain to the sides of them? And why do people assume that if they see or hear something unnatural in the middle of the night that it must be investigated and can't wait until the morning? Now for this story to get good, we will have to wait for Joseph Lancellotti to show similar symptoms and a team of psychiatrists are rolled into to town to medicate them led by Eaglesfan27. Eaglesfan27 would be the lone guy noticing that something is wrong while the rest of his practice ignore the ridiculously obvious signs. Lancelloti, who was supposed to see Eaglesfan27 for his next round of medications, disappears and soon half of his neighborhood is gone. Eaglesfan27, who knows that this zombie threat has spread enlists the help of a self-proclaimed bounty hunter, Pumpy Tudors, who provides some zany one-liners and comedic relief that is much needed for this dark zombie apocalypse. Oh and we all know how it ends up from there.....
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Pumpy as comedy relief PLUS being the black guy? I am not sure he'd make it past the opening credits. |
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#23 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Better question is how many appearances the eventual zombie Pumpy would make before finally being put down.
Or, dare I say it, would zombie Pumpy get the win?
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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If there ever became a zombie Pumpy, I don't think even Ash could get us out of that predicament.
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#25 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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Damn, I was hungry, get off my back.
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#26 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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¡Tiene hambre! ¡Tiene hambre! Nooooooo...
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Does the zombie Pumpy have stairs?
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I think the film opens up with a drunk, mardi-gras celebrating (could be a Penn State Sugar Bowl win instead?) Dr. Sak discovering the zombie eating the 67-year old guy in broad daylight and then turning to ask his friends if they think it is a vampire. Then the zombie jumps up, we get a good shot of its bloody mouth, and then the opening credits come up and we are left to wonder whether or not Sak survives (until he is later seen in a group of zombies towards the end of the movie). |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
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Depends on the director. If Uwe Boll directs it, it will end up being a Left 4 Dead movie and Pumpy would most likely play Louis, but somehow he would get an additional role of being a bounty hunter due to changes in the script. Because we all know Uwe Boll knows how to make a great video game movie. ![]()
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#30 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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This thread is gold. Glad I didn't post the story earlier as Pumpy's title is much better than what I was planning.
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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To add to this, I emailed the story to my boss, and he forwarded it to a good friend of his. His friend is sort of obsessed with zombies, and when he (the friend) saw the story, he replied to us with this:
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Is it bad that I clicked on this link to make sure that the article referenced DIDN'T mention my brother?
/tk
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Let's just pretend that that picture doesn't exist, OK?
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Thus, it has begun as our forefathers had prophesied...
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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#38 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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YOU ARE IGNORANT FOR THINKING I WANT TO SEE THAT WHITE
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#39 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Lotsa ignorants in this thread.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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General Manager
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I blame that voodoo queen. I should have never drawn those X's on her grave.
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#42 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Did you know that she calls me Shaft?
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#43 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#44 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but DeToxRox's woman.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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#45 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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I need some tissues.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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waitabanana... Pumpy is BLACK?!? |
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#47 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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By the way, Lorena may have just won the thread.
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#48 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
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It could be a reverse vampire. There is nothing more dangerous than a reverse vampire about to charge your ass.
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#49 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Pro Starter
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