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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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It sucks to be prevented from being a good person....
Every time there's a blood drive (in the community, at work, etc...) I'm reminded that I can't give blood in the States because I lived in England in 1993-1994 and from 1995 to 1999 and LifeSource (amongst others) are afraid of Mad Cow Disease.
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#2 |
General Manager
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Meh. Any idiot can donate blood.
A better contribution is to have a child that is raised well and becomes a productive member of society. That's becoming an increasinly scarce commodity. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Bahston Mass
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Welcome to Burton-upon-Trent.
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#4 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Yeah, but people from England can't do that either.
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"Dutch"
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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Donate money every year to the Red Cross to "make up" for it. They still need some cash to perform the work.
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Well, I finally can agree with you about something.
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#7 |
assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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Not donating blood makes you a bad person?
Can't you make up for it by buying energy efficient light bulbs or something? |
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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You definitely should do another good deed to make up for the lack of donating blood. I suggest handjobs for the homeless.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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He could do it on Palm Sunday.
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"Dutch"
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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I'm pretty sure handjobs for the homeless is part of the...erm...stimulus package.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Don't have to have a child to make a contribution... |
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#12 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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There is some new thing in California about not letting people that have had tattoos be donors. I've had two people tell me that because they have got a tattoo in the last couple years the DMV is declining them from being donors. I can't find anything about it and I can't confirm from my wife if they asked her when she got her new license but a couple guys in my training classes said the person taking their picture asked about their tattoos and denied their donor request. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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I have a tattoo on my forearm and nobody has said anything to me about it. Maybe in 2011 when I renew my license it'll come up.
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#14 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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I'm the same way. I'm AB-, and I have never been able to give blood because I've been to India, then later lived in England for a time.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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I can't find any information to back it up online on the DMV or Donor site. So I think it was a DMV idiot (not calling all people that work at the DMV an idiot just this person) taking things into their own hands...
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#16 |
General Manager
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Question since I don't follow this stuff much, but is there really a shortage of blood out there? I haven't heard about that in many years.
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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Question: Why not just *not* tell them you lived abroad and go ahead and give blood? If you've got risky blood, they'll catch it at the testing center and just discard your shit. Do you answer all internet surveys accurately, too?
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#18 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Some people don't lie.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Here in MD, they do ask if you've had any piercings or tattoos in the past year. Blood Donor Eligibility - American Red Cross Greater Chesapeake and Potomac Region
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#20 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Dola - that was IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND too, only the first link googling "red cross tattoo blood donation"
edit: the second link includes this: Quote:
http://www.redcross.org/en/eligibility
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#21 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Donor cards in CA have nothing to do with Red Cross... |
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#22 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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YEAH GIVING BLOOD IS FOR WUSSIES
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#23 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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There's no test for CJD and it has an unknown gestation period. |
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#24 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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He could do that but then he would be a bad person doing a good thing and it would cancel out not giving him the full goodness effect. I was going to post earlier that at least he didn't lie (which was a good thing).
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#25 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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I don't want to get all preachy, but you shouldn't lie when you give blood. That blood is going to go into another human being. Yes, there are tests, but what about things tests don't catch? Or what if the test is incorrectly done, even if that's unlikely?
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#26 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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The short answer to RainMaker's question is: absolutely. The need for blood donations is increasing while the number of donors is decreasing. 35% of the population is eligible to donate while only about 5% actually do. The center where I donate has less than a 1 day supply of a number of blood types (O-, AB-, A-).
I donate every two weeks using a method called ABC (automated blood collection). They hook you up to a machine that draws blood from your arm, spins the components out (platelets, plasma, red blood cells) and collects what you are donating and returns the rest to your body. It takes 90 minutes or so and is a great way to help the community. You can donate plasma and platelets every two weeks and red blood cells every eight weeks. One platelet donation has as many platelets as SIX whole blood donations. They are used to help patients recovering from cancer, leukemia, and trauma surgery (to name a few). Additionally, if you are CMV- then there is a good chance that your components are being used for babies in need. The best part is you just sit there with your feet up, wrapped in warm blankets, watching a movie or reading a book or whatever. It is really easy. When the process is done it is cool to see the bag or bags filled with each component you are donating. Anyway, if you are eligible, I highly encourage folks to look into regular ABC donation at their local medical center.
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#27 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Additionally, I think the thing that bugs me is that a couple of years ago I finally overcame a childhood fear of needles and figured "Hey, I can give blood now!" only to be told I couldn't, due to a potential link to CJD that's never been proven. Seems like a waste, to be honest.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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The lost pints just aren't worth the risk. I mean, we're pretty screwed if we end up with a tainted blood supply.
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boston, Ma
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Sure, if the CJD link turns out to be true in 20 years (along with a long-term gestation period) and affects almost everyone who ever ate beef, it'll be a bit of a lonely world.
On the other hand, you'll get your dream of a drastically reduced human population. ![]() |
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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On the bright side, now you can get a tattoo and a piercing without worrying that you're going to throw up on the tattoo artist!
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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So you're saying I should actually *tell* them I have hepatitis before giving blood?
Learn something every day. (Kidding.) Actually, I'm kidding personally. When I worked in drug treatment, that was SOP for addicts giving blood and plasma at places where they pay you for such things. I've known for about ten years now that I should hope I never need a blood transfusion. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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They don't allow me as I take Propecia
Otherwise, I'd be in there every 6 or 8 weeks. I did it once when I was 18, before I started taking, and it went really quick and fairly painless- apparently my blood flows pretty quickly. I gave myself allergy shots for years so needles don't really bother me. But I still can't give ![]() SI
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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I had a phobia about giving blood for a while, and then when I finally did, I got nauseous and passed out. It wasn't very pleasant, I guess a mild version of what it feels like to bleed to death.
So I'm probably red flagged from doing it again. I try to "make it up" in other ways. Last edited by molson : 04-03-2009 at 11:28 AM. |
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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Don't worry. For healthy people who don't give blood, the Red Cross sneaks into your house and takes it while your sleep. That's why your mouth tastes like chloroform when you wake up sometimes. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Well now, that's certainly brightened my day up! ![]() Quote:
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#38 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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#40 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Everyone lies at some point, and if they tell you different, they're lying.
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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n00b
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Through fear of this being a stupid question, why is it more risky to have lived in the UK? Can't you get Mad Cow / CJD in the US? Denny Crane has it for starters.
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#43 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Yes, but lying about serious things, and lying on stupid things are majorly different. Lying about something so you can donate blood could theoretically kill someone and is a very bad idea. Of course I'm sure there are a number of people that lie anyway and could care less about what could happen because of it. |
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#44 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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No, I totally agree about the serious stuff, I was just commenting on your blanket statement.
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#45 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Well I'm sure there are some people that don't lie. |
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#46 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Not a chance.
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#47 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago
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Pardon me for not reading the thread, but does donating blood seriously make you a good person?
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#48 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago
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dola
I think we need a diagram tbh.. |
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