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Old 03-31-2009, 09:53 PM   #1
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Sharona > Natalie

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Old 03-31-2009, 10:07 PM   #2
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:07 PM   #3
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I think your math skills are rusty. The > sign denotes greater than, not less than.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:08 PM   #4
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But if Jewish New York accents turn you on, you should check out a show called The Nanny.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:11 PM   #5
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Who the hell are these people?
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:14 PM   #6
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They are Adrian Monk's nurses.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:15 PM   #7
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Natalie waaaay better, not even close.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:18 PM   #8
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I'm not "sexually" attracted to either, but I think Natalie is much more cute and appealing.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:21 PM   #9
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They are Adrian Monk's nurses.

At the risk of turning this into one of those kid routines...who the hell is Adrian Monk?
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:22 PM   #10
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Understand this thread isn't about hotness. At least it wasn't originally. We can certainly go there, though. Natalie is pretty cute, though Sharona is still a 1 on the binary scale, you just probably won't brag to your buddies afterwards.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:22 PM   #11
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At the risk of turning this into one of those kid routines...who the hell is Adrian Monk?

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Old 03-31-2009, 10:23 PM   #12
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I'm not "sexually" attracted to either, but I think Natalie is much more cute and appealing.

Agreed. Natalie is working the cute factor on this one.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:23 PM   #13
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:23 PM   #14
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At the risk of turning this into one of those kid routines...who the hell is Adrian Monk?

There is something called Google.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:24 PM   #15
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I prefer the blonde, but it is close.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:25 PM   #16
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Natalie ain't bad, but she's really annoying on the show. Sharona was much better as Monk's nurse. So I agree, Sharona > Natalie in every aspect.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:26 PM   #17
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Wasn't the Natalie girl also on the "Two Guys and a Pizza" show?
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:28 PM   #18
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Wasn't the Natalie girl also on the "Two Guys and a Pizza" show?

Yes. And Sharona is the no crying in baseball girl.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:29 PM   #19
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There is something called Google.

OK, let me be more specific - I'm trying to get something out of this thread, so I'm curious in that sense, but not curious enough to want to find out on my own.

And neither of those chicks looks particularly pretty.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:33 PM   #20
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Ah, referring to the first name is what threw me. I've heard of the show, but never heard his first name before.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:49 PM   #21
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Ah, referring to the first name is what threw me. I've heard of the show, but never heard his first name before.

I wasn't trying to bust your balls. The whole "google it" has been a theme lately it seems.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:50 PM   #22
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I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie. For some reason I think she's smokin'. Sharona .. false.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:52 PM   #23
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:58 PM   #24
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I'm not "sexually" attracted to either, but I think Natalie is much more cute and appealing.

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Old 03-31-2009, 11:08 PM   #25
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Sharona > Natalie, of course. Any fan (or former fan) of "Monk" will say so. The show just went downhill after Sharona left.
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:25 PM   #26
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Sharona > Natalie, of course. Any fan (or former fan) of "Monk" will say so. The show just went downhill after Sharona left.

Apparently, I'm not a "fan".

That was a pretty insulting statement quite honestly. The fact that it's about a TV show makes it not a huge deal though, I suppose.
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:37 PM   #27
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Natalie Portman is hotter than both Sharona and this imposter Natalie.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:52 AM   #28
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Natalie much cuter and definitely better, but Sharona would be an animal in the sack.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:05 AM   #29
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love me some Monk... Natalie wins hands down.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:39 AM   #30
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I'd have to see some more pictures before deciding.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:40 AM   #31
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Apparently, I'm not a "fan".

That was a pretty insulting statement quite honestly. The fact that it's about a TV show makes it not a huge deal though, I suppose.

Oh, Schmidty. Way to publicize your inner dialogue there.
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Old 04-01-2009, 04:56 AM   #32
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How can someone not choose Natalie over Sharona?
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:37 AM   #33
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Is Natalie the one on the right? We definitely need more pics then, because I don't even think she's pretty, let alone attractive.

Of course, staring at George Costanza's blurry bald head over her shoulder may have something to do with it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:40 AM   #34
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I'm gonna wait for Digammas answer than wait for someone to call him fat

Nice, but check your DG's -- you mean DanGarion.
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:12 AM   #35
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:50 AM   #36
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Apparently, I'm not a "fan".

That was a pretty insulting statement quite honestly. The fact that it's about a TV show makes it not a huge deal though, I suppose.

Meh, IMO, I don't think you are a true fan of the show if you prefer Natalie . Or you lack taste, either or.
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:56 AM   #37
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Add me to the camp in favor of Natalie.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:05 AM   #38
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Egads. How do you tell someone nicely that they've caused you to consider men for the first time in your life?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:06 AM   #39
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(I thought the show was better with Sharona but apparently this is not what the thread is about)

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Old 04-01-2009, 09:06 AM   #40
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Wait...this thread has nothing to do with The Knack?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:57 AM   #41
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Never watched the show. Judging from the pics, both women seem quite hittable but I wouldn't spank it to either. They both look pretty average.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:00 AM   #42
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Natalie is obv hotter, but Sharona is way better in the show.

Thus, Sharona > Natalie.

Episodes with Sharona > Episodes with Natalie.

Yes, yes, beds with naked Natalie are > beds with naked Sharona.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:13 AM   #43
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It depends on which one likes it in the naughty place.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:29 AM   #44
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Natalie Portman is hotter than both Sharona and this imposter Natalie.

Yes, this.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:04 PM   #45
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Natalie Portman is hotter than both Sharona and this imposter Natalie.



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Old 04-01-2009, 12:44 PM   #46
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I'm not so sure...both of the women in the above pics actually have breasts.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:06 PM   #47
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I'm not so sure...both of the women in the above pics actually have breasts.

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Old 04-01-2009, 01:14 PM   #48
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Is Natalie the one on the right? We definitely need more pics then, because I don't even think she's pretty, let alone attractive.

Of course, staring at George Costanza's blurry bald head over her shoulder may have something to do with it.

Good catch.

Neither are impressive. I would choose the right side if we're going on straight looks, although I do love how the broad on the left is already up on the kitchen counter.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:27 PM   #49
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one on the right is cutier.. one on the left looks wild though and would be my choice...
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:41 PM   #50
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Strictly from a physical standpoint I find Natalie much cuter. However, Sharona was waaaaaay better for the show.

My gut feeling is that when the show has run its course, Natalie (assuming she's still with the show) and Monk will hook up as Natalie looks more like Monk's late wife than Sharona. Perhaps Natalie will somehow find the missing clue that leads to the capture of his wife's killer and that's how they fall in love.

Remember -- you heard (read) it here first.

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