The New Math

MJ4H · 03-27-2009, 04:52 PM

http://www.morenewmath.com/

Pirate = Theif + Boat + Bandana - Leg

crazy = talking to oneself - (cell phone + ear piece)

rat = (mouse X 4) - cute

paternity = what? + are you sure?

Uncle = Dad + Fun

parallel parking = bumpers cars - amusement park

informercial = information + commercial + but wait there's more

haha some of these are great. I love the idea, maybe we have some smart people that can take this ball and run with it.

Karlifornia · 03-27-2009, 05:09 PM

WNBA= basketball - excitement

Peep show= (stripper + man) ÷ wall

DeToxRox · 03-27-2009, 05:14 PM

Karl = useless.

Karlifornia · 03-27-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRox

Karl = useless.

detox = Lance Bass - hit songs

ISiddiqui · 03-27-2009, 05:28 PM

Ninja =

SackAttack · 03-27-2009, 05:37 PM

dog = cat + loyalty

Crim · 03-27-2009, 07:09 PM

Pumpy Tudors = Boba Fett - cool helmet

Pumpy Tudors · 03-27-2009, 07:30 PM

how did i get involved

Crim · 03-27-2009, 09:45 PM

Pumpy you forgot the equals sign!

Bad-example · 03-27-2009, 10:07 PM

Wynona = Jabba the Hutt + red wig

EagleFan · 03-27-2009, 10:14 PM

Here's an obsure one...

Chuck Norris = Geoff Snider - toughness

JonInMiddleGA · 03-27-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crim

Pumpy Tudors = Boba Fett - cool helmet

I thought Pumpy was Lando?

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 03-27-2009, 10:17 PM

FOFC = (those with girlfriends) U (those with Kleenex)

Crim · 03-28-2009, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I thought Pumpy was Lando?

Okee let's try it this way...

Pumpy Tudors = Lando's look + Boba's profession

thealmighty · 03-29-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Wynona = Jabba the Hutt + red wig

Now THAT is funny.

EagleFan · 03-29-2009, 11:48 PM

Wie/1 = 1/Tiger

Neon_Chaos · 03-30-2009, 12:10 AM

Pirate - Boat - Parrot = Really Creative Homeless Guy

Groundhog · 03-30-2009, 12:37 AM

me + your mom = your illegitimate sibling.

Glengoyne · 03-30-2009, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

FOFC = (those with girlfriends) U (those with Kleenex)

Oooh set operations. Nice play.

Neon_Chaos · 03-30-2009, 02:40 AM

2 balls - 1 = 6 titles at the tour de france

PackerFanatic · 03-30-2009, 07:59 AM

Damn Neon, you beat me to it - that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread.

DaddyTorgo · 03-30-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

2 balls - 1 = 6 titles at the tour de france

amazing that he's only what...18? 19? pride of fuckin Danvers...right there

03-27-2009, 05:09 PM	#2
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	WNBA= basketball - excitement Peep show= (stripper + man) ÷ wall __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-27-2009, 05:28 PM	#5
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Ninja = __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

03-27-2009, 07:30 PM	#8
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	how did i get involved __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

03-27-2009, 10:07 PM	#10
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Wynona = Jabba the Hutt + red wig __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

03-27-2009, 10:17 PM	#13
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	FOFC = (those with girlfriends) U (those with Kleenex) __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

03-27-2009, 05:14 PM	#3
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Karl = useless.

03-27-2009, 05:37 PM	#6
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	dog = cat + loyalty

03-27-2009, 10:14 PM	#11
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Here's an obsure one... Chuck Norris = Geoff Snider - toughness

03-29-2009, 11:48 PM	#16
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Wie/1 = 1/Tiger

03-30-2009, 12:10 AM	#17
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Pirate - Boat - Parrot = Really Creative Homeless Guy __________________ Come and see.

03-30-2009, 12:37 AM	#18
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	me + your mom = your illegitimate sibling. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

03-30-2009, 02:40 AM	#20
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	2 balls - 1 = 6 titles at the tour de france __________________ Come and see.

03-30-2009, 07:59 AM	#21
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Damn Neon, you beat me to it - that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

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