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Gonna take a pretty big ShamWow to clean up his mess
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03-27-2009, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Dola,
I guess she didn't love his nuts.
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03-27-2009, 03:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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oh no. my brother loves Vince. He even DVR'd the sham-wow commercial so he can watch it anytime.
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03-27-2009, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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wow. vince looks BAD in those mugshots
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03-27-2009, 03:31 PM
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He'd probably look better if he was wearing the boom mic.
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03-27-2009, 03:34 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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 he looks like a homeless dude hey - at least the hooker he picked up wasn't some she-male. she seems reasonably attractive
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03-27-2009, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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She looks like she might be German. And you know the Germans make good stuff.
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03-27-2009, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Do you guys remember that movie he made like 10 years ago?
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03-27-2009, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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You're life's going to be exciting now! No more boring tuna salad.
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03-27-2009, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Stop having a boring hooker! Stop having a boring life!
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03-27-2009, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Shlomi the meaning of being lonely.
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03-27-2009, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Linguini, fettuccine, martini, bikini!
Something went horribly wrong between martini and bikini
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03-27-2009, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Baltimore MD
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I liked the title of this thread Cartman. Made me chuckle
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03-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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And she has a "Lucky" tattoo on her lower back - so you know she's classy.
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03-31-2009, 12:10 AM
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General Manager
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03-31-2009, 12:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Jesus............look at how symmetrical her eyebrows are.
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03-31-2009, 12:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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did he beat her chin off of her?
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03-31-2009, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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that's hawt
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03-31-2009, 08:03 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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I think it's the pink streaks in her hair that does it.
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03-31-2009, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I'd hit it.
Oh waitasec, maybe not appropriate.
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04-30-2009, 09:14 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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lol, my sister in law who is pretty funny just sent me a shamwow for my birthday.
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