I Have Been Shaved

Subby · 01-29-2009, 04:17 PM

Fritz came over with a medical shaving kit and put on some slow music and poured wine coolers and let's just say that it didn't hurt when the duct tape finally came off.

Thanks for glistening.

MrIllini · 01-29-2009, 04:21 PM

Who did the shaving, Bartles or Jaymes?

RedKingGold · 01-29-2009, 04:25 PM

The male prostitute chained in my basement wearing nothing but a strategically placed apple approves of this thread.

lighthousekeeper · 01-29-2009, 04:26 PM

at first i thought the "i have been saved" thread got truncated, and all the posts that would have been lost (like CraigSca's 250 posts or Tarcone's 1 post)

Mizzou B-ball fan · 01-29-2009, 04:27 PM

Dating Jennifer Aniston, are you?

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Ajaxab · 01-29-2009, 04:45 PM

Do you have scientific evidence for Fritz' existence? Your face might be clean and you might feel all peaceful inside, but I won't believe Fritz exists unless you have scientific proof he does.

Karlifornia · 01-29-2009, 04:51 PM

"How to Shave a Wife" by the Fray

RendeR · 01-29-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

"How to Shave a Wife" by the Fray

Does it have to be your own wife? or will anyone's wife do?

I'm also on the bandwagon of those who doubt Fritz's true existence. I believe him to be a mythological creature dreamed up in subby's vile and sad little subconscious mind

Bad-example · 01-29-2009, 05:05 PM

I lost the pool. My money was on " I Have Been Enslaved".

RendeR · 01-29-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad-example

I lost the pool. My money was on " I Have Been Enslaved".

You can't enslave the willing.

Groundhog · 01-29-2009, 05:08 PM

I'd just like to make it known that, after a long time of using disposable razors and various other brands, I have accepted a the gillette mach 3 as my razor of choice.

Take my word for it, use a mach 3 or you're damned. I'll be sending a mach 3 to all your houses anyhow, so you can all see how much of a smoother shaving experience it will give you.

Karlifornia · 01-29-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

I'd just like to make it known that, after a long time of using disposable razors and various other brands, I have accepted a the gillette mach 3 as my razor of choice.

Take my word for it, use a mach 3 or you're damned. I'll be sending a mach 3 to all your houses anyhow, so you can all see how much of a smoother shaving experience it will give you.

Sorry, but I'm a Fusion man.

Rizon · 01-29-2009, 05:17 PM

You know what, don't act like since you've shaved you're better than the rest of us that don't shave. So stop with this smoother-than-thou-art bullshit.

mckerney · 01-29-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Dating Jennifer Aniston, are you?

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glad to know she's a complete fucking retard.

JediKooter · 01-29-2009, 05:48 PM

Is there actual proof that you have been shaved? Either way, if it makes you happy, then cool.

ISiddiqui · 01-29-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

glad to know she's a complete fucking retard.

What are you talking about? Back hair is a relationship deal breaker for me too!

Groundhog · 01-29-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is there actual proof that you have been shaved? Either way, if it makes you happy, then cool.

All the proof I need is the silky, smooth skin on my face.

Groundhog · 01-29-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

What are you talking about? Back hair is a relationship deal breaker for me too!

Pfft. Far too picky there, Shallow Hal.

Raiders Army · 01-29-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

glad to know she's a complete fucking retard.

nicely played but you should've done it response to the first post.

Karlifornia · 01-29-2009, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Fritz came over with a medical shaving kit and put on some slow music and poured wine coolers and let's just say that it didn't hurt when the duct tape finally came off.

Thanks for glistening.

Glad to know you're a complete fucking lightweight

JediKooter · 01-29-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

All the proof I need is the silky, smooth skin on my face.

I understand, but, I don't think everyone wants silky, smooth skin force fed to their faces.

Groundhog · 01-29-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I understand, but, I don't think everyone wants silky, smooth skin force fed to their faces.

glad to know you're a hairy fucking retard.

JediKooter · 01-29-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

glad to know you're a hairy fucking retard.

You really don't want to piss off a drunk Chewbacca do you?

Schmidty · 01-29-2009, 08:30 PM

If anyone other than Subby had made this thread, they would have been destroyed.

MizzouRah · 01-29-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

If anyone other than Subby had made this thread, they would have been destroyed.

so true!

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-30-2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

If anyone other than Subby had made this thread, they would have been destroyed.

Well, Subby is the one man here we all want to have shaved.

The question is: One eyebrow or just a chunk of hair?

JediKooter · 01-30-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Well, Subby is the one man here we all want to have shaved.

The question is: One eyebrow or just a chunk of hair?

Is this him?

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-30-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is this him?

Yes. That's him when he was a fan of Joey Hairington.

Fritz · 04-30-2009, 09:47 PM

so I take these pills subby has laying around and start to shave him, then the world goes black.

I wake up in a pit with nothing on and nothing else in the pit but a lunchlady hair net and a bottle of wasabi mustard. a day passes and I don't hear or see anything. I am going out of my mind with boredom. Want to know how many ways you can stick a wasabi mustard bottle in your corn hole? I can tell you. 7. NOT 8. Anyhow, one morning Micky Mouse appears at the top of the pit. Not the cartoon Mickey, but a guy in Mickey suit - except he is wearing subbys shoes.

the rest is too horrible to repeat...

Kodos · 04-30-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

You really don't want to piss off a drunk Chewbacca do you?

Is Chewbacca feeling up Leia? Cuz that's not gonna fly with Han Solo.

Autumn · 05-01-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Is Chewbacca feeling up Leia? Cuz that's not gonna fly with Han Solo.

Yeah, Chewie is supposed to be a one man Wookie.

JediKooter · 05-01-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Is Chewbacca feeling up Leia? Cuz that's not gonna fly with Han Solo.

Well, Han was frozen for a couple of years, so Leia got pinch hitter while he was gone.

01-29-2009, 04:21 PM	#2
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	Who did the shaving, Bartles or Jaymes? __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	I'd just like to make it known that, after a long time of using disposable razors and various other brands, I have accepted a the gillette mach 3 as my razor of choice. Take my word for it, use a mach 3 or you're damned. I'll be sending a mach 3 to all your houses anyhow, so you can all see how much of a smoother shaving experience it will give you. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is there actual proof that you have been shaved? Either way, if it makes you happy, then cool. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	Do you have scientific evidence for Fritz' existence? Your face might be clean and you might feel all peaceful inside, but I won't believe Fritz exists unless you have scientific proof he does.

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Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	I lost the pool. My money was on " I Have Been Enslaved".

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04-30-2009, 09:47 PM	#29
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	so I take these pills subby has laying around and start to shave him, then the world goes black. I wake up in a pit with nothing on and nothing else in the pit but a lunchlady hair net and a bottle of wasabi mustard. a day passes and I don't hear or see anything. I am going out of my mind with boredom. Want to know how many ways you can stick a wasabi mustard bottle in your corn hole? I can tell you. 7. NOT 8. Anyhow, one morning Micky Mouse appears at the top of the pit. Not the cartoon Mickey, but a guy in Mickey suit - except he is wearing subbys shoes. the rest is too horrible to repeat... __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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