Heathier eating, try this product.

tucker rocky · 01-14-2009, 11:29 PM

"You're gonna love my nuts."

Lathum · 01-14-2009, 11:35 PM

Holy Shit, VINCE IS BACK!!!!!

Lathum · 01-14-2009, 11:37 PM

dola- I think I need this product

Lorena · 01-15-2009, 12:16 AM

The food even sparkles after a few chops! I had something similar but it was a pain to clean cuz it didn't open up all nice like this one.

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 12:31 AM

We have one of these and the spring action is much harder than his example and believe me, the sound is muffled BIGtime on the ad. This thing will wake the fucking DEAD. It sounds like shotgun blasts going off as you literally have to pound the thing to get it to chop cleanly.

It DOES work, but its much harder to do than the commercial suggests and the noise is a real downer.

On the positive side it makes dicing onions and really spicy pepers lke scotch bonnetts a real breeze. Cleanup is quite simple as you can dismantle it almost entirely and drop it in the dishwasher.

My take on it. Nice to have if you have a real large amount of chopping of eye burning vegetables to do.

C+

RendeR · 01-15-2009, 12:32 AM

DOLA: If you buy this do NOT EVER use it on a wooden chopping block. You'll gouge the shit out of your cutting block with this thing.

thesloppy · 01-15-2009, 01:04 AM

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!

MylesKnight · 01-15-2009, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tucker rocky

"You're gonna love my nuts."

Classic!! This dude is also a comedian, I know he threw that line in there on purpose.

I like plain tuna sometimes btw, F-U Vince.

DanGarion · 01-15-2009, 01:55 AM

Your going to use $20 bucks in paper towels a month anyway!

tucker rocky · 01-15-2009, 06:02 PM

Vince just shamwow'ed me with that behind the back shot into the sink, of the inferior product.

I'm sure there is some NBA team willing to sign him up.
Clippers, Oklahoma City?

MylesKnight · 01-15-2009, 06:07 PM

I noticed that and wondered, how many takes did they need. He buried that sucker.

Anyone ever heard of The Underground Comedy Movie btw? Vince Offer released this in 1999, apparently he was/is one of the dirtier wanna-be comics out there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

Butter · 01-16-2009, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Your going to use $20 bucks in paper towels a month anyway!

That's like, what, 15 rolls? Are people out there using 15 rolls of paper towels a month?

That line always makes me chuckle.

Julio Riddols · 01-16-2009, 06:58 AM

Jim Carrey could TOTALLY play this guy in the biographical picture about his life.

Julio Riddols · 01-16-2009, 07:03 AM

My favorite line has to be "we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time."

CraigSca · 01-16-2009, 07:19 AM

I can't tell you how many times my family has been violently ill because of the bacteria growing in our chopper. This will save us hundreds of dollars in medical bills alone.

RendeR · 01-16-2009, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigSca

I can't tell you how many times my family has been violently ill because of the bacteria growing in our chopper. This will save us hundreds of dollars in medical bills alone.

I've gotta wonder what sort of chopper you're using and why you're not cleaning it better if its growing bacteria that badly???

*politely declines to eat at Craigca's house......

Subby · 01-16-2009, 10:56 AM

A good chef's knife kicks the Slap Chop in the nuts.

PackerFanatic · 01-16-2009, 11:19 AM

This Vince guy is going to be the next Billy Maze.

PackerFanatic · 01-16-2009, 11:21 AM

dola - how many takes do you think it took for him to make that chopper in the sink?

Edit: Just saw someone beat me to this question, heh.

01-15-2009, 12:16 AM	#5
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	The food even sparkles after a few chops! I had something similar but it was a pain to clean cuz it didn't open up all nice like this one. Last edited by Lorena : 01-15-2009 at 12:25 AM.

01-15-2009, 12:31 AM	#6
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	We have one of these and the spring action is much harder than his example and believe me, the sound is muffled BIGtime on the ad. This thing will wake the fucking DEAD. It sounds like shotgun blasts going off as you literally have to pound the thing to get it to chop cleanly. It DOES work, but its much harder to do than the commercial suggests and the noise is a real downer. On the positive side it makes dicing onions and really spicy pepers lke scotch bonnetts a real breeze. Cleanup is quite simple as you can dismantle it almost entirely and drop it in the dishwasher. My take on it. Nice to have if you have a real large amount of chopping of eye burning vegetables to do. C+ __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

01-15-2009, 12:32 AM	#7
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	DOLA: If you buy this do NOT EVER use it on a wooden chopping block. You'll gouge the shit out of your cutting block with this thing. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

01-15-2009, 01:55 AM	#10
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Your going to use $20 bucks in paper towels a month anyway! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

01-15-2009, 06:07 PM	#12
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	I noticed that and wondered, how many takes did they need. He buried that sucker. Anyone ever heard of The Underground Comedy Movie btw? Vince Offer released this in 1999, apparently he was/is one of the dirtier wanna-be comics out there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! Last edited by MylesKnight : 01-15-2009 at 06:08 PM.

01-14-2009, 11:29 PM	#2
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	"You're gonna love my nuts."

01-14-2009, 11:35 PM	#3
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Holy Shit, VINCE IS BACK!!!!!

01-14-2009, 11:37 PM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	dola- I think I need this product

01-15-2009, 01:04 AM	#8
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!

01-15-2009, 06:02 PM	#11
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Vince just shamwow'ed me with that behind the back shot into the sink, of the inferior product. I'm sure there is some NBA team willing to sign him up. Clippers, Oklahoma City?

01-16-2009, 06:58 AM	#14
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Jim Carrey could TOTALLY play this guy in the biographical picture about his life. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-16-2009, 07:03 AM	#15
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	My favorite line has to be "we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time." __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-16-2009, 07:19 AM	#16
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	I can't tell you how many times my family has been violently ill because of the bacteria growing in our chopper. This will save us hundreds of dollars in medical bills alone. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

01-16-2009, 10:56 AM	#18
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	A good chef's knife kicks the Slap Chop in the nuts. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-16-2009, 11:19 AM	#19
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	This Vince guy is going to be the next Billy Maze. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

01-16-2009, 11:21 AM	#20
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	dola - how many takes do you think it took for him to make that chopper in the sink? Edit: Just saw someone beat me to this question, heh. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL Last edited by PackerFanatic : 01-16-2009 at 11:23 AM.

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