Ever hit yourself so hard on something that you got dizzy?

Lorena · 01-09-2009, 03:23 PM

I can be pretty clumsy at times, especially when I'm in a hurry. This morning while in the shower I smacked my hand on the shower door so hard, I got a gash and bled for a bit. I had my eyes closed for most of the time and when I finally opened them, I was dizzy for a while. My hand finally stopped bleeding but jeez, for about 5 minutes I felt disoriented, dizzy, and woozy.

My hand is obviously better but jeez, that was pretty bad. I think the only time I felt like that was when I wasn't paying attention and hit my head on a brick wall.. but that was my head and understandable.. but my hand?

Kodos · 01-09-2009, 03:37 PM

Maybe the sight of the blood made you woozy?

Lathum · 01-09-2009, 03:41 PM

how much blood was there?

Sudden blood loss would cause a lack of oxygen to your brain causing dizzieness

Flasch186 · 01-09-2009, 03:51 PM

I one time walked into a bar and was in the entrance line headed towards the beer tub which was elevated off of the ground. As I approached I noticed a green square on the ground in front of it and bent over, fairly quickly to grab it. In the process of this downward motion I smacked my forehead on the edge of the beertub as hard as Ive hit it against anything in my entire life. My knees buckled and I started to sway back until I rebalanced myself. Instead of stars around my head, however, I saw flying rabbis which helped me regain my strength and grab the $50 on the ground and pocket it. I spent an hour or so in a booth rubbing my forehead and dreading the knot, the colors and such but that $50 made it all worthwhile.

Another time that was close to that I was opening a restaurant and once again repeated that downward motion onto the refreshment station. I was getting tea bags from underneath and proceeded to give myself quite the wallop. Luckily this time no one was there to see.

MikeVic · 01-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Maybe you just got dizzy thinking about the Chargers vs Steelers?

JeeberD · 01-09-2009, 04:00 PM

Concussion?

Lathum · 01-09-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Concussion?

in her hand?

JeeberD · 01-09-2009, 04:03 PM

Reading comprehension failure...

Mustang · 01-09-2009, 04:22 PM

In the 80's, my parents had one of those old style phone cases that hung on the wall

With company over, I was in the kitchen and felt a really strong sneeze coming on so, my options were to cover my nose/mouth with my hand and face people, the food or turn to the wall. I turned to the wall, sneezed really hard and snapped forward. Well, snapping forward caused me to smash into the phone box which in turn made me dizzy, I lost my my balance and fell backwards.

Not one of my finer moments.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-09-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

In the 80's, my parents had one of those old style phone cases that hung on the wall With company over, I was in the kitchen and felt a really strong sneeze coming on so, my options were to cover my nose/mouth with my hand and face people, the food or turn to the wall. I turned to the wall, sneezed really hard and snapped forward. Well, snapping forward caused me to smash into the phone box which in turn made me dizzy, I lost my my balance and fell backwards. Not one of my finer moments.

Didn't John Ritter do that on a Three's Company episode?

st.cronin · 01-09-2009, 05:01 PM

I initially read the thread title as "ever had a hard on so big that you got dizzy?"

Yes.

Mustang · 01-09-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Didn't John Ritter do that on a Three's Company episode?

Figures.

Although, I think he banged everything in that apartment except the 2 things he should have. Although he was gay so...

MrDNA · 01-09-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I initially read the thread title as "ever had a hard on so big that you got dizzy?"

Yes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Logan · 01-09-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I one time walked into a bar

That'll do it.

*crickets*

Autumn · 01-10-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I initially read the thread title as "ever had a hard on so big that you got dizzy?"

If your erection lasts for more than four hours, you should seek help.

Fonzie · 01-10-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Figures.

Although, I think he banged everything in that apartment except the 2 things he should have. Although he was gay so...

That's precisely what he wanted you to believe, Mr. Roper.

flere-imsaho · 01-10-2009, 10:16 AM

I don't need to hit my head hard on something to feel dizzy, since I already have vertigo.

Kodos · 01-10-2009, 10:50 AM

I don't think Vertigo was one of their better songs.

gstelmack · 01-10-2009, 11:05 AM

That's one of the older Hitchcock films I still need to see.

RendeR · 01-10-2009, 01:43 PM

I once was swimming at a base pol and got disoriented, pushed forward one last lunging time and hit my head squarely on the concrete side of the pool. I didn't really notice a problem until the lifeguard was holding me up and blood was running down my face.

Crim · 01-10-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

I one time walked into a bar and was in the entrance line headed towards the beer tub which was elevated off of the ground. As I approached I noticed a green square on the ground in front of it and bent over, fairly quickly to grab it. In the process of this downward motion I smacked my forehead on the edge of the beertub as hard as Ive hit it against anything in my entire life. My knees buckled and I started to sway back until I rebalanced myself. Instead of stars around my head, however, I saw flying rabbis which helped me regain my strength and grab the $50 on the ground and pocket it. I spent an hour or so in a booth rubbing my forehead and dreading the knot, the colors and such but that $50 made it all worthwhile.

Another time that was close to that I was opening a restaurant and once again repeated that downward motion onto the refreshment station. I was getting tea bags from underneath and proceeded give myself quite the wallop. Luckily this time no one was there to see.

Thank you for this post.

RendeR · 01-10-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I was getting underneath and proceeded give myself quite the teabagging. Luckily this time no one was there to see.

I give props to a man that can teabag himself. BRAVO on well done indeed.... :LOL:

cuervo72 · 01-10-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

I can be pretty clumsy at times, especially when I'm in a hurry. This morning while in the shower I smacked my hand on the shower door so hard, I got a gash and bled for a bit. I had my eyes closed for most of the time and when I finally opened them, I was dizzy for a while. My hand finally stopped bleeding but jeez, for about 5 minutes I felt disoriented, dizzy, and woozy.

My hand is obviously better but jeez, that was pretty bad. I think the only time I felt like that was when I wasn't paying attention and hit my head on a brick wall.. but that was my head and understandable.. but my hand?

I somehow managed to close the door of my Jeep on my finger a couple years ago, and yes - the surge of pain did get me woozy.

Flasch186 · 01-10-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Crim

Thank you for this post.

and you are very welcome indeed.

Schmidty · 01-11-2009, 02:29 AM

You couldn't live in my world, sister. I tend to remember important parts of my life with scars and blood. No lame boast....just ask someone else who knows.

Really though, blood isn't pleasant to me, but it's not a big deal.

Karlifornia · 01-11-2009, 04:15 AM

One time I took a really hot bath (fuck off, baths are sweet), and as I got out I felt really lightheaded, and actually fainted. I hit my face on the bathroom floor and bled all over. It scared me a bit, but it never happened again, so whatever.

Izulde · 01-11-2009, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

One time I took a really hot bath (fuck off, baths are sweet), and as I got out I felt really lightheaded, and actually fainted. I hit my face on the bathroom floor and bled all over. It scared me a bit, but it never happened again, so whatever.

Yeah that's why they post those signs warning you not to stay in hot tubs for too long.

Glengoyne · 01-11-2009, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Crim

Thank you for this post.

I actually popped into this thread with the thought "I wonder what Flasch hit his head on?"

He did not disappoint.

lungs · 01-11-2009, 08:02 AM

Sometimes my bong hits can leave me dizzy and seeing stars.

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Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I one time walked into a bar and was in the entrance line headed towards the beer tub which was elevated off of the ground. As I approached I noticed a green square on the ground in front of it and bent over, fairly quickly to grab it. In the process of this downward motion I smacked my forehead on the edge of the beertub as hard as Ive hit it against anything in my entire life. My knees buckled and I started to sway back until I rebalanced myself. Instead of stars around my head, however, I saw flying rabbis which helped me regain my strength and grab the $50 on the ground and pocket it. I spent an hour or so in a booth rubbing my forehead and dreading the knot, the colors and such but that $50 made it all worthwhile. Another time that was close to that I was opening a restaurant and once again repeated that downward motion onto the refreshment station. I was getting tea bags from underneath and proceeded to give myself quite the wallop. Luckily this time no one was there to see. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL Last edited by Flasch186 : 01-10-2009 at 10:27 PM.

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	how much blood was there? Sudden blood loss would cause a lack of oxygen to your brain causing dizzieness

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Maybe you just got dizzy thinking about the Chargers vs Steelers?

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flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	I don't need to hit my head hard on something to feel dizzy, since I already have vertigo.

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	One time I took a really hot bath (fuck off, baths are sweet), and as I got out I felt really lightheaded, and actually fainted. I hit my face on the bathroom floor and bled all over. It scared me a bit, but it never happened again, so whatever. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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