How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

hukarez · 01-06-2009, 10:24 AM

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Hmm. Seems I can take 25 kids in a fight.

Logan · 01-06-2009, 10:36 AM

johnnyshaka · 01-06-2009, 10:36 AM

Pffft...I can only handle 20.

Now, time to put that assessment to the test...off to one of the elementary schools around the corner!!!

Swaggs · 01-06-2009, 10:39 AM

I got 22.

And then I found a quiz for HA:

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

Logan · 01-06-2009, 10:43 AM

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

hoopsguy · 01-06-2009, 10:46 AM

21 5 year olds - shafted by being 36 instead of 35. I mean, seriously, an age group from 36-55?

37% to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

And the original thread is pretty damn money, as noted by Logan.

hukarez · 01-06-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

Oh wow, didn't realize we had one earlier. Probably should've searched - radio station here in town kind of prompted me to try this out! Sorry about that! =)

Crim · 01-06-2009, 11:31 AM

19

And, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my five year old daughter this morning and I basically dominated. Just sayin.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-06-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

Stop being a dick.

Logan · 01-06-2009, 11:46 AM

Stop causing problems.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-06-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Crim

19

And, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my five year old daughter this morning and I basically dominated. Just sayin.

Funny, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my twenty five year old co-worker this morning and I basically dominated. I also have a meeting with human resources in 15 minutes.

JPhillips · 01-06-2009, 11:49 AM

I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years.

Dr. Sak · 01-06-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Stop causing problems.

Crosby lover

Crim · 01-06-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years.

Ahh, the old Machievellian Cupid gambit. Very nice.

Logan · 01-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Crosby would be pissed to find out that the little boys are wearing cups.

Crim · 01-06-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Funny, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my twenty five year old co-worker this morning and I basically dominated. I also have a meeting with human resources in 15 minutes.

Pumpy, just take your electric toothbrush to the meeting. You'll be fine.

You might have to give someone the business, though.

Dr. Sak · 01-06-2009, 12:00 PM

Don't forget to put onion rings on your toes too Pumpy!

DeToxRox · 01-06-2009, 12:04 PM

Lathum · 01-06-2009, 01:38 PM

ISiddiqui · 01-06-2009, 01:48 PM

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Comey · 01-06-2009, 02:06 PM

I got 26.

Rich1033 · 01-06-2009, 04:19 PM

SteveMax58 · 01-06-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

I got 22.

And then I found a quiz for HA:

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

I dig that one. I have a 76% chance of survival.

SteveMax58 · 01-06-2009, 05:56 PM

I take 30 of the little bastards.

ColtCrazy · 01-07-2009, 08:38 AM

30 as well. We have a lot of people here that would be useful in a 5 year old invasion.

hukarez · 01-07-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

I dig that one. I have a 76% chance of survival.

I got a 32%.

I'm a liability!

Raiders Army · 01-07-2009, 11:27 AM

Coffee Warlord · 01-07-2009, 11:38 AM

59% survival chance. I'm good.

judicial clerk · 01-07-2009, 07:13 PM

I could take down 30 kids and I have a 54% zombie survival rate. When I woke up this morning I did not think I would be typing the previous sentence.

lighthousekeeper · 01-07-2009, 08:02 PM

17 kids

Anthony · 01-07-2009, 08:06 PM

28

anything further that needs to be said should be added to that all-time classic thread, easily my favorite of all time here at FOFC.

Anthony · 01-07-2009, 08:10 PM

49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

Anthony · 01-07-2009, 08:10 PM

i'm going to read that original thread now to relive the golden era of FOFC.

SteveMax58 · 01-08-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

Yeah, I've seen too many zombie movies to bother with that. They are always dead already and just looking to eat you.

But if I got bit and was going to turn into a zombie soon, I might take a trip over just so I could hang out once I'm walking around dead.

kingnebwsu · 01-09-2009, 01:13 AM

01-06-2009, 10:36 AM	#2
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	This many

01-06-2009, 10:36 AM	#3
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	Pffft...I can only handle 20. Now, time to put that assessment to the test...off to one of the elementary schools around the corner!!! Last edited by johnnyshaka : 01-06-2009 at 10:37 AM.

01-06-2009, 10:39 AM	#4
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I got 22. And then I found a quiz for HA: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

01-06-2009, 11:49 AM	#12
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

01-06-2009, 12:04 PM	#18
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	30.

01-06-2009, 10:43 AM	#5
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

01-06-2009, 10:46 AM	#6
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	21 5 year olds - shafted by being 36 instead of 35. I mean, seriously, an age group from 36-55? 37% to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. And the original thread is pretty damn money, as noted by Logan.

01-06-2009, 11:46 AM	#10
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Stop causing problems.

01-06-2009, 11:55 AM	#15
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Crosby would be pissed to find out that the little boys are wearing cups.

01-06-2009, 12:00 PM	#17
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Don't forget to put onion rings on your toes too Pumpy!

01-06-2009, 01:38 PM	#19
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	34

01-06-2009, 01:48 PM	#20
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	18! 18 Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Sites __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams Last edited by ISiddiqui : 01-06-2009 at 01:49 PM.

01-06-2009, 02:06 PM	#21
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	I got 26. __________________

01-06-2009, 04:19 PM	#22
Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	30

01-06-2009, 05:56 PM	#24
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	I take 30 of the little bastards.

01-07-2009, 08:38 AM	#25
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	30 as well. We have a lot of people here that would be useful in a 5 year old invasion.

01-07-2009, 11:27 AM	#27
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	29

01-07-2009, 11:38 AM	#28
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	59% survival chance. I'm good.

01-07-2009, 07:13 PM	#29
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	I could take down 30 kids and I have a 54% zombie survival rate. When I woke up this morning I did not think I would be typing the previous sentence.

01-07-2009, 08:02 PM	#30
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	17 kids __________________ ...

01-07-2009, 08:06 PM	#31
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	28 anything further that needs to be said should be added to that all-time classic thread, easily my favorite of all time here at FOFC. Last edited by Anthony : 01-07-2009 at 08:06 PM.

01-07-2009, 08:10 PM	#32
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

01-09-2009, 01:13 AM	#35
kingnebwsu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	25.

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