Nude Intruder Foiled by 88-Year-Old

tyketime · 12-31-2008, 11:24 AM

In addition to the story, the suspect's name is just perfect!

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

sterlingice · 12-31-2008, 11:34 AM

I'm not sure I want to see video footage of the nude intruder foiled by an 88 year old.

SI

tyketime · 12-31-2008, 12:07 PM

Don't worry... blurred out technology is your friend...

Raiders Army · 12-31-2008, 01:30 PM

Saw this online. Woman gives naked intruder the 'squeeze' - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com

Quote:

PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

The bolded part doesn't paint a pretty picture.

sterlingice · 12-31-2008, 01:33 PM

Seriously? Troutdale? How is this not getting any more FOFC love?

SI

duckman · 12-31-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Seriously? Troutdale? How is this not getting any more FOFC love?

SI

Well, it's not the naked tickler.

MikeVic · 12-31-2008, 02:10 PM

If the naked tickler was a female teacher and named Troutdale... then we're talking.

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-01-2009, 01:08 AM

Anybody heard from Schmidty?

lighthousekeeper · 01-01-2009, 02:20 AM

Happy Nude Year

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM	#2
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I'm not sure I want to see video footage of the nude intruder foiled by an 88 year old. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-31-2008, 01:33 PM	#5
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Seriously? Troutdale? How is this not getting any more FOFC love? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Happy Nude Year __________________ ...

12-31-2008, 12:07 PM	#3
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Don't worry... blurred out technology is your friend...

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	If the naked tickler was a female teacher and named Troutdale... then we're talking.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Anybody heard from Schmidty?

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