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11-27-2008, 06:12 PM
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"Luke, I am your toast"
If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster. |
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11-27-2008, 06:19 PM
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here another item:
R4-P17 Trash Can Last edited by tucker rocky : 11-27-2008 at 06:20 PM. |
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11-27-2008, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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The title of this thread should be
"No, I am your toast" |
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11-27-2008, 06:36 PM
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Other unusual items
 Put some mojo back into your office. This tongue-in-cheek kit contains everything you need to pimpify a bland and uninspired workspace: a dollar-sign paperweight, gold push-pins and more!  |
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11-27-2008, 07:41 PM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Ok SERIOUSLY - if anyone knows where I can get the R2D2 trash can or the Darth Vader toaster ... pls post links
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11-27-2008, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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R2-D2 Vader kitchen appliance
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11-27-2008, 08:03 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sylvania, Ohio
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So it burns your toast? Ok.
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11-27-2008, 10:53 PM
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To be fair, it looks like it only burns part of your toast. And leaves the other part completely untoasted. Yum. |
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11-27-2008, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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It can't be easy making toast with a light saber.
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11-28-2008, 08:54 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Where can I get PIMP My Cubicle?
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11-30-2008, 07:45 PM
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http://www.findgift.com/gift-ideas/pid-75310/ |
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11-30-2008, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Where can I get...
..the money to buy this retarded shit?
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11-30-2008, 09:16 PM
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Pro Starter
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Location: Alabama
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Get a job? |
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11-30-2008, 09:26 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Are you hiring?
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