Epic thread failure

Maple Leafs · 11-10-2008, 03:46 PM

Via Deadspin...

Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

Honolulu_Blue · 11-10-2008, 03:57 PM

Not even Ryan Hollweg would hit that from behind.

Mustang · 11-10-2008, 03:58 PM

HOLY HELL!

(I need to read all that thread....)

You know your girlfriend is ugly right?

OP: My girlfriend is the most beautiful creature in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about.

key word creature

Fidatelo · 11-10-2008, 03:58 PM

Lol oh my god. I love the picture midway through the first page of the dude sitting back in shock!

MJ4H · 11-10-2008, 03:58 PM

There's like one of those a day at 2+2 forums. In fact, that exact thread has happened there.

Here is one example: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job - Two Plus Two Poker Forum (pic in post 20 leads to hilarity)

and here is the exact same OP at 2+2

Brag: Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) [nsfw] - Two Plus Two Poker Forum

epic forum meltdowns

thesloppy · 11-10-2008, 03:58 PM

I just read through a third of that thread last night...it had me rolling. There's something about the earnestness and frankness of replies like "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way." That never gets old.

Spoiler

MikeVic · 11-10-2008, 03:59 PM

hahaha. I went to the first and last page and there's some funny stuff there. Will try to give more a read-through later on.

TCY Junkie · 11-10-2008, 04:03 PM

I do not approve of this type of humor. That is all.

Maple Leafs · 11-10-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

There's like one of those a day at 2+2 forums. In fact, that exact thread has happened there.

Is BBV4L still full of people trying way, way too hard or has it got back to how it was a few years ago?

MJ4H · 11-10-2008, 04:10 PM

bbv4l rules

Fidatelo · 11-10-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I do not approve of humor, which explains all of my attempts at funny posts. That is all.

Fixed that for ya.

cartman · 11-10-2008, 04:21 PM

I wondered what that girl did before starring in the Planters commercials.

Cringer · 11-10-2008, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesloppy

I just read through a third of that thread last night...it had me rolling. There's something about the earnestness and frankness of replies like "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way." That never gets old.

Spoiler

Crap, that is a spoiler in the true sense, not like some of the crap pansies around here cry about.. It was much funnier until I read that. Still funny though, just not enough to keep going past page two.

sabotai · 11-10-2008, 04:49 PM

The Ric Flair pic in the BILF thread MJ4H linked to....awesome.

Radii · 11-10-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Is BBV4L still full of people trying way, way too hard

yes

Rich1033 · 11-10-2008, 05:06 PM

Man, that thread has been all over the place. FWIW, the girl has responded to the thread a couple times on her myspace page. More power to her I guess.

Damn is she ugly though.

DanGarion · 11-10-2008, 05:11 PM

I like this new topic, lets get guys from this forum to do pictures of their girls with their cars...

Rizon · 11-10-2008, 05:29 PM

"UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP."

lmao

BYU 14 · 11-10-2008, 05:49 PM

Holy shit!!! I could never be that mean, must be all the testosterone over there. Heartless Mofos

One dude asked if she chewed on bricks..........DAMN!!!

saldana · 11-10-2008, 06:14 PM

the bit about the ugly stick calling his two friends over has me lauging out loud for the last 5 minutes. (about halfway down page 2)

Buccaneer · 11-10-2008, 06:18 PM

Definite epic fail. I read the first 5 pages until they kept quoting the pictures and I couldn't take it anymore. I never did find out if the dude was serious or not.

saldana · 11-10-2008, 06:24 PM

"i'd rather slam my dick in a car door" literally brought tears to my eyes.

Noop · 11-10-2008, 06:39 PM

You know your girlfriend is ugly right?

Oh my gawd I am in tears. LOL.

Noop · 11-10-2008, 06:42 PM

Oh my gawd that thread is classic.

SFL Cat · 11-10-2008, 06:47 PM

Look out Maximum Football thread...

Maple Leafs · 11-10-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

Here is one example: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job - Two Plus Two Poker Forum

Wow, cool. I always wondered where that picture had come from.

Fidatelo · 11-10-2008, 07:22 PM

I keep going back for more, and even though I know its fake, it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

kingfc22 · 11-10-2008, 07:27 PM

Oh man. That is freaking hilarious

TCY Junkie · 11-10-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Fixed that for ya.

I don't find the same type of joke over and over entertaining. I think I did a good job of getting rid of that humor for some time here. My post were very entertaining to myself because of the responses. Sorry if was suppose to entertain you.

That has nothing to do with me not liking this humor. I just don't like laughing at people. This guy slipped and broke his leg in college and like 90 percent of the kids laughed. If you get your kicks knowing someone truly is this ugly than have at it. I do think the 5 post I read were funny, but come on shitheads this is an actual person and they are selling it off as true to get laughs.

Fidatelo · 11-10-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I don't find the same type of joke over and over entertaining. I think I did a good job of getting rid of that humor for some time here. My post were very entertaining to myself because of the responses. Sorry if was suppose to entertain you.

That has nothing to do with me not liking this humor. I just don't like laughing at people. This guy slipped and broke his leg in college and like 90 percent of the kids laughed. If you get your kicks knowing someone truly is this ugly than have at it. I do think the 5 post I read were funny, but come on shitheads this is an actual person and they are selling it off as true to get laughs.

So you are admittedly a troll, but it's ok because you are a troll with morals. Gotcha.

Anyways, I might burn in hell but that shit's still funny.

stevew · 11-11-2008, 11:53 PM

When they photoshopped her into the Brian Peppers picture, I LOLed.

Neon_Chaos · 11-12-2008, 01:39 AM

If they had adsense, they would have made something out of the 3.3 million views they got for that thread.

Karlifornia · 11-12-2008, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

If they had adsense, they would have made something out of the 3.3 million views they got for that thread.

You must read "The Economist".

Passacaglia · 11-12-2008, 07:07 AM

A most epic thread - Front Office Football Central

hukarez · 11-13-2008, 02:13 PM

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MikeVic · 11-13-2008, 02:15 PM

Poor girl.

miked · 11-13-2008, 02:37 PM

Some of those comments are way too funny.

"Your comments are truly heartfelt. Unfortunately you're still fucking ugly as sin."

DanGarion · 11-13-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Poor girl.

Wouldn't really agree with you there, she appears to be taking it fine, it's the idiots that have decided to be jerks to her that you should feel sorry for.

jeheinz72 · 11-13-2008, 02:51 PM

Wow, some people are really pathetic. It's one thing to get a laugh or two in that kind of situation, but seriously going to her profile and commenting on her blog there?

That's just sad.

Fighter of Foo · 11-13-2008, 04:26 PM

I'm reminded of the "never ask for help on the internet" thread.

MJ4H · 11-13-2008, 04:29 PM

You have to admire her attitude.

Matthean · 11-13-2008, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

You have to admire her attitude.

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

Karlifornia · 11-13-2008, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

This is a great idea. Please film it, though.

Izulde · 11-13-2008, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

This is a great idea. Please film it, though.

This.

Mustang · 11-13-2008, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter of Foo

I'm reminded of the "never ask for help on the internet" thread.

Listen and understand. That the Internet is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop - ever! Until you are dead.

Toddzilla · 11-14-2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

Please stop causing problems.

Rizon · 11-14-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

I'm thinking that will result in Failure with a side order of scissors.

Mustang · 11-14-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

If you want, you could just show up at one of the FOFC gatherings and we could all line up and take turns kicking you in the balls.

The end result would be less painful than doing the above.

MikeVic · 11-14-2008, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

You get in a relationship with her and slowly change her, that's fool proof.

TCY Junkie · 11-14-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So you are admittedly a troll, but it's ok because you are a troll with morals. Gotcha.

Anyways, I might burn in hell but that shit's still funny.

Whatever you want to call me is fine. It helped me get to know people here. I'm not the type to post daily and keep up with most threads, but wanted to get to know people. JIMG is one poster I really never noticed when I lurked for over 5 years, but that is not the case anymore. If by saying I'm funny and seeing responses later to things I write is not allowed to help me get to know the site than I came to the wrong place. It is really hard to find an open minded person, I think I found a few on here though. I thought also acting like an ass would bring people together by laughing at me, why don't you want to get along now that I'm not being an ass?

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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	HOLY HELL! (I need to read all that thread....) You know your girlfriend is ugly right? OP: My girlfriend is the most beautiful creature in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about. key word creature __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	There's like one of those a day at 2+2 forums. In fact, that exact thread has happened there. Here is one example: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job - Two Plus Two Poker Forum (pic in post 20 leads to hilarity) and here is the exact same OP at 2+2 Brag: Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) [nsfw] - Two Plus Two Poker Forum epic forum meltdowns __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona Last edited by MJ4H : 11-10-2008 at 04:05 PM.

11-10-2008, 03:58 PM	#6
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	I just read through a third of that thread last night...it had me rolling. There's something about the earnestness and frankness of replies like "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way." That never gets old. Spoiler Unfortunately, the first poster was faking...as is the second poster who comes in claiming to be her real boyfriend. It appears they're all just lifted from the myspace page of some chick. .....who is really fucking ugly.

11-10-2008, 03:59 PM	#7
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	hahaha. I went to the first and last page and there's some funny stuff there. Will try to give more a read-through later on.

11-10-2008, 04:03 PM	#8
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	I do not approve of this type of humor. That is all. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	bbv4l rules __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

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Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	Man, that thread has been all over the place. FWIW, the girl has responded to the thread a couple times on her myspace page. More power to her I guess. Damn is she ugly though.

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BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Holy shit!!! I could never be that mean, must be all the testosterone over there. Heartless Mofos One dude asked if she chewed on bricks..........DAMN!!!

11-10-2008, 06:14 PM	#20
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	the bit about the ugly stick calling his two friends over has me lauging out loud for the last 5 minutes. (about halfway down page 2)

11-10-2008, 06:18 PM	#21
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Definite epic fail. I read the first 5 pages until they kept quoting the pictures and I couldn't take it anymore. I never did find out if the dude was serious or not.

11-10-2008, 06:24 PM	#22
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	"i'd rather slam my dick in a car door" literally brought tears to my eyes.

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Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	You know your girlfriend is ugly right? Oh my gawd I am in tears. LOL. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

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Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Oh my gawd that thread is classic. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

11-10-2008, 06:47 PM	#25
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Look out Maximum Football thread... Last edited by SFL Cat : 11-10-2008 at 06:47 PM.

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Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I keep going back for more, and even though I know its fake, it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

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11-11-2008, 11:53 PM	#31
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	When they photoshopped her into the Brian Peppers picture, I LOLed.

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Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	A most epic thread - Front Office Football Central

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Poor girl.

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miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Some of those comments are way too funny. "Your comments are truly heartfelt. Unfortunately you're still fucking ugly as sin." __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

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Fighter of Foo College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Boston, MA	I'm reminded of the "never ask for help on the internet" thread.

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