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Old 10-02-2008, 01:01 PM   #1
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:02 PM   #2
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Excellent. I like the happy face.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:03 PM   #3
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:27 PM   #4
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:57 PM   #5
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What's the theme for the next Pumpy Day?
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:03 PM   #6
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Hiding from spiders.
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Old 10-02-2008, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:02 PM   #8
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:14 PM   #9
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:14 PM   #10
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:28 PM   #11
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Last one to the party has to shave their genitals.

Who is "their" referring to, and can I use my own genital shaving equipment?
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:39 PM   #12
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Who is "their" referring to, and can I use my own genital shaving equipment?

You can only bring your own genital shaving equipment if it's very noisy and uses diesel fuel.

Sounds like you are planing on being the last one to the party. Kinky...
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:43 PM   #13
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:59 PM   #14
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Why the hell does Pumpy get a DAY!
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:02 PM   #15
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:30 PM   #16
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Sounds like you are planing on being the last one to the party. Kinky...

I am always up for crotch shaving. But back on topic, I bet I can build a labrador retriever after I am done with pumpy.
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:34 PM   #17
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Why the hell does Pumpy get a DAY!

Why wouldn't he?
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Old 01-02-2009, 11:39 PM   #18
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:30 AM   #19
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I am always up for crotch shaving. But back on topic, I bet I can build a labrador retriever after I am done with pumpy.

Not even seeing that, it sounds impressive! Would it be a chocolate lab or a golden lab?
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:33 AM   #20
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:39 AM   #21
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Wow. That's fantastic.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:43 AM   #22
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:45 AM   #23
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According to the definition, it'd have to be a chocolate lab.
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:17 AM   #24
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:15 AM   #25
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:31 AM   #26
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Your pooter just made a pumpy

That's just screaming for a signature.
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Old 01-03-2009, 05:03 PM   #27
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Excellent. I like the happy face.

Agreed- the happy face makes it.

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Old 01-03-2009, 06:06 PM   #28
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Your pooter just made a pumpy

That's just screaming for a signature.

Pooter or Tudor?
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Old 01-03-2009, 06:29 PM   #29
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I feel like Pumpy Day will NEVER get here!
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Old 01-03-2009, 06:35 PM   #30
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:42 PM   #31
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:19 PM   #32
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:21 PM   #33
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I'm not prepared to call a thread winner yet, but MikeVic is certainly in the lead.

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the British way to say fart
Your pooter just made a nasty pumpy!

Made me LOL....

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Old 01-14-2009, 01:23 PM   #34
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totally changing my name now
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:26 PM   #35
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I thought every day was pumpy day...
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:49 PM   #36
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Damn can't believe it's been a year already.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:14 PM   #37
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Damn can't believe it's been a year already.

Yup. In about 3 days.
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Old 01-14-2009, 03:24 PM   #38
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MikeVic, you have such a pumpymouth!
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Old 01-14-2009, 03:25 PM   #39
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:47 AM   #40
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:48 AM   #41
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:09 PM   #42
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Is the belt from Buffalo too?
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:32 PM   #43
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Is the belt from Buffalo too?
Well, the belt is made from buffalo, so I guess you could say that.
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:33 PM   #44
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I'm buying a new belt and a whore from Buffalo to spank with it.

Would that make her a BuffaHO?
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:22 PM   #45
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Would that make her a BuffaHO?
LOL I didn't even think of that! Can we change January 18 to Oilers9911 Day?
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:55 PM   #46
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Old 01-15-2009, 07:12 PM   #47
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don't go changing shit on me now! I jest now gots my calendar all set up!

So have I!
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:15 PM   #48
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can i go to tiffany's house
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Old 01-16-2009, 12:17 AM   #49
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can i go to tiffany's house

Sorry, girls only. Unless you're willing to strip naked and wear a blond wig while sucking a lollop so we can take pictures of you.

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Old 01-16-2009, 08:28 AM   #50
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Sorry, girls only. Unless you're willing to strip naked and wear a blond wig while sucking a lollop so we can take pictures of you.

Like he'd turn down that chance!

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