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09-30-2008, 01:29 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Awkward...
Awkward is: Being in a position to have to explain the true definition of the word "bastard" to your child, whose mother you never married.
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09-30-2008, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Easy, just say "You".
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09-30-2008, 01:48 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Marrying a girl who's mother used to hit on you in high school.
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09-30-2008, 04:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Hard for me to relate. I would have been in Mexico well before the discussion came up.
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09-30-2008, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Midlothian, TX
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It's wasn't that awkward when it came up for me. My son just said, "I'm a bastard!" He lives with me know, so I don't think he has any resentment against me for it.
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09-30-2008, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Ummm... Did the mother of a girl your age hit on you, or you married the daughter of a classmate? Quote:
My daughter had been told by someone that it was simply a negative term used to describe a guy. She said it was the male equivalent of "bitch." So I told her the true definition, why it started out as a put-down, and pointed out that many great people in history were products of people who never got married (including Jesus, if you believe Christian theology, as God never actually took Mary as a legal wife!) |
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09-30-2008, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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What if she was Mexican? |
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09-30-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Edmonton, AB
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I'm a bastard and an adoptee...is that two strikes??
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09-30-2008, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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People still use the word bastard using it's litteral meaning?
I hope your kid understands that it's an outdated term and that people won't look down upon him. Last edited by molson : 09-30-2008 at 10:09 AM. |
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09-30-2008, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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09-30-2008, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Meh, this thread sucks.
Threads named Awkward are incomplete without Flere-diagrams! 
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* 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail Last edited by MIJB#19 : 09-30-2008 at 10:44 AM. |
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09-30-2008, 12:17 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Feb 2008
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The first one. Her daughter and I were just friends in high school. "If I was ten years younger, or you were ten years older...whoooh!" |
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09-30-2008, 02:17 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Odense, Denmark
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I would have played "pretend" for a night or two 
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09-30-2008, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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10-01-2008, 08:13 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Western NY
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Don't you mean 2x ? |
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