Megan Fox just keeps getting better!

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:05 AM

this just in:

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Originally Posted by cnn article on GQ story

The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided -- oh man, sorry, mommy! -- that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

larrymcg421 · 09-16-2008, 11:11 AM

Awesome article.

How are the acting lessons coming along? I hope she's not taking them from her fiance.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-16-2008, 11:11 AM

pics of nikita or gtfo

johnnyshaka · 09-16-2008, 11:15 AM

She talks?

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:15 AM

i'd link the full cnn article but i figure someone will link the full gq article

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

pics of nikita or gtfo

true nuff!

Fidatelo · 09-16-2008, 11:17 AM

"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

That is hilarious. A mountain ox? I'm not even sure what that is! This girl sounds fun.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

She talks?

you're right - i hadn't noticed either. usually when i see her i'm too distracted to notice her mouth moving.

(although honestly two of the most distracting things about her are that beautiful hair and those gorgeous eyes)

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

That is hilarious. A mountain ox? I'm not even sure what that is! This girl sounds fun.

LOL

Tekneek · 09-16-2008, 11:18 AM

I suppose there is something wrong with me. When I saw Transformers, I found Rachael Taylor to be far more interesting.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:23 AM

idk what a mountain ox is (and google isn't being that helpful), but a GIS for Olivia Wilde ensures that one will have naughty thoughts later tonight...

shit - i didn't realize she was "13" on House too (thanks wikipedia) -- i MUCH prefer her with dark hair!

Subby · 09-16-2008, 11:25 AM

A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.

johnnyshaka · 09-16-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tekneek

I suppose there is something wrong with me. When I saw Transformers, I found Rachael Taylor to be far more interesting.

Meh...slender, "girl next door" blondes are a dime a dozen...jet-black haired foxes having naughty thoughts about women are a rarity.

Dr. Sak · 09-16-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Awesome article.

How are the acting lessons coming along? I hope she's not taking them from her fiance.

How dare you! B.A.G had Emmy performances as David Silver!

cuervo72 · 09-16-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.

At least she's playing this angle better than LL is.

Passacaglia · 09-16-2008, 11:34 AM

So if she's 22, wouldn't Brian Austin Green be like twice her age?

MikeVic · 09-16-2008, 11:36 AM

Leave B.A.G. alone. He's doing alright in the Terminator show.

Marc Vaughan · 09-16-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.

Hey stop stealing my thoughts

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 11:39 AM

what's wrong with the male fantasy stereotype? shit...if she's willing to play it up in order to advance her career i'm all for supporting her.

Lathum · 09-16-2008, 12:04 PM

She's engaged to David Silver?

Maple Leafs · 09-16-2008, 12:06 PM

The sexiest thing about her is that she's engaged to Brian Austin Green, which means I would actually have a good shot with her.

larrymcg421 · 09-16-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

How dare you! B.A.G had Emmy performances as David Silver!

I thought he was great in the episode when Scott blew his brains out. However, he seemed to get worse as he got older. He started mumbling all of his lines and lacked the energy that he had in the first few seasons.

Subby · 09-16-2008, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

what's wrong with the male fantasy stereotype? shit...if she's willing to play it up in order to advance her career i'm all for supporting her.

Well it's a stereotype, for one. Not all men are into bisexual fuckbots.

Hahahahaha.

Just kidding.

larrymcg421 · 09-16-2008, 12:10 PM

I wonder if BAG landed her by singing some of David Silver's greatest hits..

"You're so precious to me
Am I precious to you?"

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Well it's a stereotype, for one. Not all men are into bisexual fuckbots.

Hahahahaha.

Just kidding.

Hypothetically even if she wasn't any of the things that she said (although i think she is, she seems like the "imma be honest, who cares what people think" type), and she was just saying them for attention/to boost her career...so what? That doesn't matter to me - I don't feel like I'm being played for a fool or anything, she's just an actress trying to maximize her paychecks, more power to her if she's figured out a way to "game the system."

Dr. Sak · 09-16-2008, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

I wonder if BAG landed her by singing some of David Silver's greatest hits..

"You're so precious to me
Am I precious to you?"

And his biggest hit....

"Keep it Together" which he did with Jasper's Law

PackerFanatic · 09-16-2008, 12:18 PM

Olivia Wilde + Megan Fox

Now that's a fantasy.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

Olivia Wilde + Megan Fox

Now that's a fantasy.

don't forget the sacrificial mountain ox!

RedKingGold · 09-16-2008, 12:20 PM

Subby's just into guys.

Cuervo might be, but he's got sexy cankles. So, he gets a pass.

PackerFanatic · 09-16-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

don't forget the sacrificial mountain ox!

Icing on the cake!

Logan · 09-16-2008, 12:33 PM

She must be a pretty ugly stripper if she needed a second job at the friggin Body Shop.

Travis · 09-16-2008, 12:38 PM

Is nobody else deeply disturbed that she didn't specify that it's Jenna from a few years ago that she finds attractive.

Cause I mean Jenna lately.......yikes.

Taur · 09-16-2008, 12:49 PM

Better before or after Plastic surgery?

Izulde · 09-16-2008, 12:54 PM

Man, I love the image of Megan Fox strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.

It's hilarious!

(And yes, she's hot.)

MrBug708 · 09-16-2008, 12:58 PM

Heh, I knew a girl who worked at the Body Shop around that time....

korme · 09-16-2008, 01:01 PM

Way to go Taur for ruining this thread

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

Way to go Taur for ruining this thread

eh i don't think she really looks that much worse before. still totally hittable.

Fidatelo · 09-16-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Man, I love the image of Megan Fox strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.

My problem is I don't know how to picture it! It's like, first there is the hot chick, got that covered, and she's on the side of a mountain with the wind blowing her hair, and that's awesome, but then her outstretched hands are wrapped around the throat of some mystical creature which I cannot properly visualize and the whole thing gets ruined. I need someone with art skillz to draw me up a moutain ox so I can be properly aroused/humoured.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 01:19 PM

i picture it like a mountain goat tbh

Izulde · 09-16-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i picture it like a mountain goat tbh

That's funny, cuz I picture it like an ox who just happens to live on a mountain.

Taur · 09-16-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

Way to go Taur for ruining this thread

Fine then.... How about this before and after of Megan Fox!

johnnyshaka · 09-16-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

eh i don't think she really looks that much worse before. still totally hittable.

Amen, brother!!

Karlifornia · 09-16-2008, 02:02 PM

I think the only way this thread ends is with Taur and DaddyTorgo arranging a duel (pistols at dawn)....

..or maybe falling in love?

Passacaglia · 09-16-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I think the only way this thread ends is with Taur and DaddyTorgo arranging a duel (pistols at dawn)....

..or maybe falling in love?

I think it could also end with someone posting an "Elmo knows my name" or whatever it was, before and after plastic surgery.

MikeVic · 09-16-2008, 02:21 PM

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 02:30 PM

to me the only difference in taur's pictures is that on the left she looks "attainable-gorgeous" and on the right she looks closer to "supermodel-gorgeous."

you going to tell me you'd kick her out of bed because of the slight bump in her nose taur? or the fact she doesn't have lips that are quite as poofy? that's ludicrous man - really crazy.

and the rest of the differences (the slight acne and the coloration) can be attributed to lighting and tan and makeup and other environmental factors not related to PS.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 02:31 PM

sweet jesus mikevic - you're going to make me do inappropriate things at work!

although tbh - i think the hottest i've seen her was in that episode of 2.5 Men where she had the lil bikini on and was out on the deck - yummers. you bet i have the youtube of that in my favorites.

DrAFTjunkie · 09-16-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

I thought he was great in the episode when Scott blew his brains out. However, he seemed to get worse as he got older. He started mumbling all of his lines and lacked the energy that he had in the first few seasons.

Scott? I thought his name was Doug. Seriously, I remember the buildup to that episode like it was yesterday. FOX promised us a death on 90210...my hopes were high. I was in my early teens and I had a booth at a baseball card show that night. After I turned a sick profit selling re-sealed wax packs, I left my partner to gather up and ran home, which is saying a lot for a fat kid. FOX screwed me that night. They killed off the one character that nobody cared about. I never watched again. Well...when Kelly Kapowski joined the cast I may have taken a quick look, but other than that...

Back to the topic at hand: If you want to see some uhh...nice stuff, Google image search Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body, Nude. Umm...yeah.

MikeVic · 09-16-2008, 02:35 PM

pixplskthx.

DaddyTorgo · 09-16-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DrAFTjunkie

Scott? I thought his name was Doug. Seriously, I remember the buildup to that episode like it was yesterday. FOX promised us a death on 90210...my hopes were high. I was in my early teens and I had a booth at a baseball card show that night. After I turned a sick profit selling re-sealed wax packs, I left my partner to gather up and ran home, which is saying a lot for a fat kid. FOX screwed me that night. They killed off the one character that nobody cared about. I never watched again. Well...when Kelly Kapowski joined the cast I may have taken a quick look, but other than that...

Back to the topic at hand: If you want to see some uhh...nice stuff, Google image search Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body, Nude. Umm...yeah.

is that the one with the pics of her in the nude bodysuit coming out of the lake?

annnnd...yes...it is. proving that once i again i have way too much free time on my hands.

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	idk what a mountain ox is (and google isn't being that helpful), but a GIS for Olivia Wilde ensures that one will have naughty thoughts later tonight... shit - i didn't realize she was "13" on House too (thanks wikipedia) -- i MUCH prefer her with dark hair! Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 09-16-2008 at 11:24 AM.

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Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	I suppose there is something wrong with me. When I saw Transformers, I found Rachael Taylor to be far more interesting.

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Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 09-16-2008 at 11:26 AM.

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Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	So if she's 22, wouldn't Brian Austin Green be like twice her age?

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	what's wrong with the male fantasy stereotype? shit...if she's willing to play it up in order to advance her career i'm all for supporting her.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Way to go Taur for ruining this thread

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i picture it like a mountain goat tbh

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	to me the only difference in taur's pictures is that on the left she looks "attainable-gorgeous" and on the right she looks closer to "supermodel-gorgeous." you going to tell me you'd kick her out of bed because of the slight bump in her nose taur? or the fact she doesn't have lips that are quite as poofy? that's ludicrous man - really crazy. and the rest of the differences (the slight acne and the coloration) can be attributed to lighting and tan and makeup and other environmental factors not related to PS.

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	sweet jesus mikevic - you're going to make me do inappropriate things at work! although tbh - i think the hottest i've seen her was in that episode of 2.5 Men where she had the lil bikini on and was out on the deck - yummers. you bet i have the youtube of that in my favorites.

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