Things That Make You Go Hmm...

Chief Rum · 08-24-2008, 09:28 PM

With all due respect to (of all people) Arsenio Hall...

I am just watching LOTR: The Two Towers again on TBS, and they get to the part where the Orcs blow the wall up at Helm's Deep. In the part where Aragorn leads the elven warriors to fill the breach, the orcs set up a spear wall to stand against the onslaught. Well, bloody hell, one of the elves actually gets caught by one of these spears! Think about that. Here's a guy who has been around for millenia, honing his fighting skills and one of a group of the most agile, skilled warriors in the world--and he manages to get himself stuck on a stationary spear held by some Urukhai orc? Was this the token elf retard in the group?

Anything else make you guys go hmm?

TCY Junkie · 08-24-2008, 09:38 PM

Why can't when the total is 16 you can't give them 21. I just have to walk around with a shitload of ones.

TCY Junkie · 08-24-2008, 09:45 PM

Why can't when the total is 16 I can't hit and get 21. I just have to walk around with a couple ones.

Lathum · 08-24-2008, 09:48 PM

every one of TCYjunkies posts...

TCY Junkie · 08-24-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

every one of TCYjunkies posts...

Every one? I think your just baffled how I forgot to mention you when I brought up HA and Izulde and how manly they were.

Schmidty · 08-25-2008, 03:26 AM

heybrad · 08-25-2008, 10:08 AM

I love the LOTR trilogy, but the more i watch it, the more I tend to rip it apart. How about this quote from The Fellowship... "One does not simply walk into Mordor..." Two movies later we find out... apparantly one can simply walk into Mordor.

Fidatelo · 08-25-2008, 10:12 AM

Isn't that sort of the point of that line though? To show that those little Hobbits are able to accomplish something that humans and the other races think impossible?

EagleFan · 08-25-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

I love the LOTR trilogy, but the more i watch it, the more I tend to rip it apart. How about this quote from The Fellowship... "One does not simply walk into Mordor..." Two movies later we find out... apparantly one can simply walk into Mordor.

Hey Brad!!!

Oh, and to be fair he did say "does not" and not "cannot".

Passacaglia · 08-25-2008, 11:29 AM

I think we already had a discussion about "ones" over here.

Senator · 08-25-2008, 12:22 PM

I say give the ring to the walking trees and enjoy the show.

gottimd · 08-25-2008, 12:28 PM

Probably would've been faster and more effective to just use the eagles to drop the ring in Mount Doom, no?

Warhammer · 08-25-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Probably would've been faster and more effective to just use the eagles to drop the ring in Mount Doom, no?

Some one has been watching some youtube methinks.

Klinglerware · 08-25-2008, 12:40 PM

I wonder who bought him those BVD's

Passacaglia · 08-25-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

I wonder who bought him those BVD's

Pyser · 08-25-2008, 05:05 PM

it still gets me every time

TCY Junkie · 08-25-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I think we already had a discussion about "ones" over here.

Well I'm not done talking about it. I went to a convenient store and had to pull out my wad to pay. I have so many I can't keep them in my wallet. Then the clerk says "you been to the strip club". Why is that stereotype ok. hmm

And don't say I looked so bad she thought that was the only place I coulde see a live naked girl because she was calling me honey when I was walking around the store and being super friendly to me.

This is much more important than some foolish name changing scandal in a math book, I have an offline integrity to keep up. Most guys don't seem to care about integrity, but bear in mind that I certainly do.

WSUCougar · 08-25-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Probably would've been faster and more effective to just use the eagles to drop the ring in Mount Doom, no?

And the Academy Award for Best Short Film goes to...

Groundhog · 08-25-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

I say give the ring to the walking trees and enjoy the show.

LOL

thesloppy · 08-25-2008, 07:41 PM

Chief Rum · 08-26-2008, 12:32 AM

But, I mean, really--the immortal super warrior gets himself impaled on a spear by a hunch backed creature created from mud who's level of intelligence makes special ed kids feel gifted?

Chief Rum · 08-26-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

I will never get that 1:28 of my life back.

sachmo71 · 08-26-2008, 09:22 AM

What is the deal with toenails?

08-24-2008, 09:38 PM	#2
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	Why can't when the total is 16 you can't give them 21. I just have to walk around with a shitload of ones. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

08-24-2008, 09:45 PM	#3
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	Why can't when the total is 16 I can't hit and get 21. I just have to walk around with a couple ones. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

08-25-2008, 03:26 AM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	__________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

08-25-2008, 10:12 AM	#8
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Isn't that sort of the point of that line though? To show that those little Hobbits are able to accomplish something that humans and the other races think impossible? __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

08-25-2008, 12:22 PM	#11
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I say give the ring to the walking trees and enjoy the show. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-24-2008, 09:48 PM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	every one of TCYjunkies posts...

08-25-2008, 10:08 AM	#7
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I love the LOTR trilogy, but the more i watch it, the more I tend to rip it apart. How about this quote from The Fellowship... "One does not simply walk into Mordor..." Two movies later we find out... apparantly one can simply walk into Mordor.

08-25-2008, 11:29 AM	#10
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I think we already had a discussion about "ones" over here.

08-25-2008, 12:28 PM	#12
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Probably would've been faster and more effective to just use the eagles to drop the ring in Mount Doom, no? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-25-2008, 12:40 PM	#14
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	I wonder who bought him those BVD's

08-25-2008, 05:05 PM	#16
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	it still gets me every time

08-25-2008, 07:41 PM	#20
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX

08-26-2008, 12:32 AM	#21
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	But, I mean, really--the immortal super warrior gets himself impaled on a spear by a hunch backed creature created from mud who's level of intelligence makes special ed kids feel gifted? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

08-26-2008, 09:22 AM	#23
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	What is the deal with toenails?

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