Is this original

[TCY Junkie]

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?










Because sometimes hoes go down on her.

[B & B]

What better this joke or google ads?

[Sun Tzu]

this thread is an abomination

[Passacaglia]

how my ass taste

[Lorena]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

[Crim]

Hell Atlantic's was better.

[Crim]

Hell Atlantic's comedic effort

[Crim]

btw I'm not saying "good", I'm saying "better".

[MikeVic]

i DON'T GET IT.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?

So your Mom doesn't look at her ass and she can giggle in private?

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?


Because sometimes hoes go down on her.

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Not.

[MJ4H]

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by B & B

What better this joke or google ads?

Firefox

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

how my ass taste

Slightly better than average.

Originally Posted by Lorena

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

At least if your not going to answer the question, you put a joke in here.

Originally Posted by Crim

Hell Atlantic's was better.

I saw that thread before posting, but didn't know if this was original.

Originally Posted by MJ4H

Yeah that is what I'm going for.
I was in a daze and not awake totally when I thought it up. Then later, I thought I might have heard it before, but I probably just have a short attention span. If no one has heard it before, I now lay claim to this Mother Nature is a lesbian joke that makes you want to put your head down in embarrassment. After I was fully awake I really thought I heard something like this before, maybe I hadn't. I googled looking for it, but couldn't find anything like it. Thanks, for sort of answering my question, it would drive me crazy not knowing if I heard it somewhere else.

Mustang: My mom only checks out asses because she knows I like them. I missed that one and mom told me she looked nice when we were sitting and when I saw her from the back side I think I knew what she meant.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I think I knew what she meant.

So your Mom could have been checking out her tits instead?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Mustang

So your Mom could have been checking out her tits instead?

I doubt it, my dad is a workaholic so I told her to get a girlfriend and she told me she wasn't that kind of woman. I'm 29 and she wants some more grandchildren. That is why I feel she is trying so hard, she wants a grandchild that is good looking, smart, and knows how to appear in or as an ass on a message board.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

That is why I feel she is trying so hard, she wants a grandchild that is good looking, smart, and knows how to appear in or as an ass on a message board.

Don't say that, Hornsmaniac will want you to adopt him.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

i DON'T GET IT.

I like dual meaning riddles or jokes.

Most people think of women when they hear the word hoe. If you thought I was just talking about women, I wasn't. I didn't even know Mother Nature had an ass or any other body parts to go down on until recently. If a hoe is thrown down on the ground, that doesn't make Earth a lesbian. And if your talking about a woman going down sexually on earth that doesn't have any logic. Making a woman the only point of the joke is like rhyming something with itself.

Most gardening hoes when used properly are swung down into the ground. If a hoe goes down on Mother Nature then lesbian.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by Lorena

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

[KWhit]

Worst 'joke' ever.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I like dual meaning riddles or jokes.

Most people think of women when they hear the word hoe. If you thought I was just talking about women, I wasn't. I didn't even know Mother Nature had an ass or any other body parts to go down on until recently. If a hoe is thrown down on the ground, that doesn't make Earth a lesbian. And if your talking about a woman going down sexually on earth that doesn't have any logic. Making a woman the only point of the joke is like rhyming something with itself.

Most gardening hoes when used properly are swung down into the ground. If a hoe goes down on Mother Nature then lesbian.

But she's hiding in the closet BECAUSE hoes go down on her? If this is a lesbian thing, why isn't she out in the open?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Yeah, well yo mama's so fat that people look at her and say "That is one fat woman.":

[MikeVic]

Yo momma so fat she weighs a lot.

[Lorena]

[Dr. Sak]

You momma so ugly they renamed Halloween...yourmommaween.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Worst 'joke' ever.

I was going for confusing, but there is honor in being the best at being bad.

Originally Posted by MikeVic

But she's hiding in the closet BECAUSE hoes go down on her? If this is a lesbian thing, why isn't she out in the open?

I googled it and it is not well known, so she is a closet lesbian for hiding this.

Originally Posted by Lorena

I think you have my mother confused with my sister.

[MJ4H]

your moms so fat when she sits on my face i cant hear the stereo

[RendeR]

This thread has yet to even attempt at delivering.

[MikeVic]

I think it does fine at delivering lame jokes.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Tell me if this one is original:

Q: What the the business analyst say when he lost his notes from a client meeting?

A: "Boss, where's my notebook? Administrative assistant, where's my notebook? Receptionist, where's my notebook? Account manager, where's my notebook? Cute blonde, where's my notebook? Security, where's my notebook? I am so fucked."

[Crim]

Lois, if you were preparing dinner any slower... well, uh... well you wouldn't be cooking very quickly at all, now would you? Oh, yes, I went there!

[TCY Junkie]

I went to the bathroom and saw a big dick in the mirror. I was thinking why couldn't I see that when I didn't have my pants on.