AI too tough in video games-NBA Jam Question

dxtrfn1980 · 08-04-2008, 12:48 PM

The computer always beats me at NBA Jam and every other adult video game. When I play head-to-head my friend beats me every time. Yesterday, I even lost to a 4 year old girl and 2 weeks ago lost to my mom. Is NBA Jam rigged?

rkmsuf · 08-04-2008, 12:50 PM

digamma · 08-04-2008, 12:51 PM

I always have trouble getting past the third croc in Pitfall. Any tips?

Subby · 08-04-2008, 12:52 PM

Wrong operation sports message board, d00d.

Alan T · 08-04-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dxtrfn1980

The computer always beats me at NBA Jam and every other adult video game. When I play head-to-head my friend beats me every time. Yesterday, I even lost to a 4 year old girl and 2 weeks ago lost to my mom. Is NBA Jam rigged?

It might be time to consider a new hobby. Perhaps gardening.

jeheinz72 · 08-04-2008, 01:05 PM

Sometimes those hoes just don't cooperate though!

cartman · 08-04-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan T

It might be time to consider a new hobby. Perhaps gardening.

Spinal Tap's first drummer disagrees with you.

Dr. Sak · 08-04-2008, 01:17 PM

Try Virginia Tech

digamma · 08-04-2008, 01:20 PM

Looks like you also had problems previously scoring in NFL Blitz. Maybe you are just really, really bad at video games?

st.cronin · 08-04-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Try Virginia Tech

winnah

dxtrfn1980 · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

Men supposed to beat women at video games.

Dr. Sak · 08-04-2008, 01:29 PM

Tarzan is that you?

thesloppy · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

BOOM-SHAKALAKA!!

From downtown!

Dr. Sak · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

HE'S ON FIREEEEEEEEE

digamma · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

BOOM-SHAKALAKA!!

From downtown!

He's heating up!

fantom1979 · 08-04-2008, 01:32 PM

Practice on Double Dribble first, you cannot expect to start in the show.

Subby · 08-04-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dxtrfn1980

Men supposed to beat women at video games.

Solid.

larrymcg421 · 08-04-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

I always have trouble getting past the third croc in Pitfall. Any tips?

Go the opposite direction.

rkmsuf · 08-04-2008, 02:18 PM

have you ever heard of the martingale system?

Toddzilla · 08-04-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

have you ever heard of the martingale system?

ping: jbmagic

Coffee Warlord · 08-04-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fantom1979

Practice on Double Dribble first, you cannot expect to start in the show.

RUBBLE RIBBLE!

Logan · 08-04-2008, 03:21 PM

^ I cracked up.

Big Fo · 08-04-2008, 03:56 PM

If you ever forgot to turn "computer assistance" off in the options, NBA Jam gave a huge advantage to the losing team that would enable even the worst gamers to keep the score relatively close. So you might be even worse at games than you think you are.

Antmeister · 08-04-2008, 05:07 PM

Ummm.....jb-dupe account-magic?

Autumn · 08-06-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Fo

If you ever forgot to turn "computer assistance" off in the options, NBA Jam gave a huge advantage to the losing team that would enable even the worst gamers to keep the score relatively close. So you might be even worse at games than you think you are.

HE'S PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-06-2008, 12:07 PM

TONI KUKOC IN BIG HEAD MODE! ARRIBA!

Autumn · 08-06-2008, 01:01 PM

Double Dribble, lol, I forgot about that. What's that one with the blind refs where you can punch each other?

JeeberD · 08-06-2008, 01:09 PM

Arch Rivals

Ragone · 08-06-2008, 02:23 PM

He probably dies with god mode on playing doom too..

Maybe you should consider purchasing a Wii.. they have those allplay games that adapts to the skill levels of the players.. will give you a fighting chance against that tough competition that newborns ,quadrapalegics and women seem to be giving you

Kodos · 08-06-2008, 02:28 PM

I loved Arch Rivals back in the day.

Izulde · 08-06-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I loved Arch Rivals back in the day.

+1

Dr. Sak · 08-06-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

TONI KUKOC IN BIG HEAD MODE! ARRIBA!

Maple Leafs · 08-06-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I loved Arch Rivals back in the day.

I have it one of those collection packs, and I think its the only Xbox game I've played in months.

So... Hello, I am 100 years old.

Crim · 08-06-2008, 08:45 PM

If you are getting beat by 4 year olds maybe basketball is not the game for you.

Swaggs · 08-06-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

RUBBLE RIBBLE!

Tangent, but... has anyone ever deciphered what was "said" during the coin flip in Tecmo Super Bowl?

I always thought it said, "You kick off!" Followed by, "Okay!" My buddy, that I always used to play it with, thought it said something different.

Crim · 08-06-2008, 08:52 PM

Whatever bitches, you keep griefing this guy because yer all jealous that he had the single greatest first post in FOFC history:

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Originally Posted by dxtrfn1980

I am the unluckiest person trying to download the paper to PDF for offline viewing. I tried all month to download the paper for offline viewing and cannot get it at all. I tried over 80 papers around the country and cannot download even one to PDF for offline viewing. My friends can get it and I cannot get it at all. The newspaper in my area sells out everyday, the other papers require you buy them before viewing. Am I cursed?

Dr. Sak · 08-06-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Tangent, but... has anyone ever deciphered what was "said" during the coin flip in Tecmo Super Bowl?

I always thought it said, "You kick off!" Followed by, "Okay!" My buddy, that I always used to play it with, thought it said something different.

I thought it was..."You are going to...Kickoff"

cartman · 08-06-2008, 08:59 PM

Why is it when you Google dxtrfan1980, almost all of the results are related to Mariah Carey?

Sun Tzu · 08-06-2008, 11:46 PM

I think we just found out who the guy in this picture really is...

fantom1979 · 08-07-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Why is it when you Google dxtrfan1980, almost all of the results are related to Mariah Carey?

Because he thinks that "All I want for Christmas is you" is the best Xmas song ever.

http://www.last.fm/music/Mariah+Care...mas%20Is%20You

dxtrfn1980 wrote: May 2008
best xmas song ever
View Profile | Leave dxtrfn1980 a shout

CraigSca · 08-07-2008, 06:18 AM

No wonder the Christmas Mix Tape he sent me last year contained the same song 18 times.

cuervo72 · 08-07-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

I have it one of those collection packs, and I think its the only Xbox game I've played in months.

So... Hello, I am 100 years old.

That's ok - the only games I've played on our Wii are 'Super Mario Brothers' and 'Ice Climber'.

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