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st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:18 AM

Non all-inclusive list of board members I would rather have in my house, as opposed to the actual houseguest:

(in no particular order)

Barkeep49
MattJones4Heisman
Lathum
hoopsguy
Alan T
Lorena
Antmeister
Passacaglia
Bea Arthur's Hip
Schmidty
Mrs. Schmidty
Emiliano
Poli
cartman
MacroGuru
Huckleberry
NoMyths
KWhit
Jas Lov
Hurst2112
oliegirl
duckman
Captain2711
flere-imsaho
ISiddiqui
jeheinz72
Vegas Vic
Quiksand
Pumpy Tudors
Drake
Coffee Warlord
fantastic flying froggies
EaglesFan27
PurdueBrad
Chief Rum
Abe Sargent
molson
Sun Tzu
Cringer
Kodos
MikeVic
Swaggs
bsak
primelord
WSUCougar
SnDvls
Mrs. Maple Leafs
sachmo71
MIJB#19
RendeR
TCY Junkie
MollyMurphy
RomaGoth
Crim
terpkristin
Greyroofoo
sabotai
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter
AZSpeechCoach
JeeberD
rowech
Noop
Groundhog
Marc Vaughn
korme
Frogman
Radii
Neuqua
DaddyTorgo
Toddzilla
Icy
kcchief19
path12
CamEdwards

Huckleberry · 08-01-2008, 11:22 AM

MJ4H · 08-01-2008, 11:24 AM

haha who is the actual houseguest?

NoMyths · 08-01-2008, 11:27 AM

Non all-inclusive list of board members I would rather have in st. cronin's house, as opposed to his actual houseguest:

(in no particular order, preferably at the same time and televised)

jbmagic
WrongWay
Anthony
HornsManiac
wignasty
TCY Junkie

Lorena · 08-01-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Non all-inclusive list of board members I would rather have in my house, as opposed to the actual houseguest:

(in no particular order)

Barkeep49
MattJones4Heisman
Lathum
hoopsguy
Alan T
Lorena
Antmeister
Passacaglia
Bea Arthur's Hip
Schmidty
Mrs. Schmidty
Emiliano
Poli
cartman
MacroGuru

Aww shucks :*)

duckman · 08-01-2008, 11:29 AM

Kiss ass.

Lorena · 08-01-2008, 11:30 AM

I"m still gonna whoop your butt on Sunday

Air Force on the rise

Hurst2112 · 08-01-2008, 11:31 AM

The Onion had a great list about house guests a few years ago.

1.always help your hosts after dinner: offer to clear the table, wash the dishes or teach them to cook.

2.ensure you do not overstay your welcome by asking your host if you are overstaying your welcome every couple of minutes.

3.avoid an awkward moment later on by telling your host upfront that you are a bed shitter.

4.playing your host's stereo at top volume after midnight is rude. bring your own boombox.

5.don't just act like a guest in somebodys house. be a guest in somebodys house.

6.its considered good form to replace any cats you drown.

7.cooking a meal for your host is a nice gesture, but ordering a pizza and offering to chip in for your part is way easier.

8.always wait until your hosts have gone to bed before masturbating.

9.should an uncomfortable household situation arise, do not speak. stare blankly at a fixed point on the wall till it all blows over.

10.don't monopolize the bathroom: take sponge baths in the kitchen sink, and pee in a bottle and hide it under the bed.

11.it's customary to take a souvenir from your host's home as a reminder of your wonderful stay.

KWhit · 08-01-2008, 11:34 AM

Any list that does not include me is a sham.

Yes, any list.

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huckleberry

first post edited

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Any list that does not include me is a sham.

Yes, any list.

first post edited

oliegirl · 08-01-2008, 11:42 AM

So are you ever going to reveal the name of the mystery houseguest????

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena

cartman's cock will look nice on our mantle.

woah

MikeVic · 08-01-2008, 11:43 AM

whoa.

Lorena · 08-01-2008, 11:43 AM

hahahah aww shit. i deleted the post.. hahahahaha

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

So are you ever going to reveal the name of the mystery houseguest????

Hint: not my mother.

NoMyths · 08-01-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena

cartman's cock will look nice on our mantle.

Jas_lov · 08-01-2008, 11:45 AM

St. Cronin, we've always got along great and I'm absolutely offended that you didn't include me. Please edit your first post and put me on your list. I would make a great house guest. I'm a lot like Sinbad.

KWhit · 08-01-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

first post edited

Now I must continue with my attempts to achieve my rightful place on this list:

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st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jas_lov

St. Cronin, we've always got along great and I'm absolutely offended that you didn't include me. Please edit your first post and put me on your list. I would make a great house guest. I'm a lot like Sinbad.

first post edited

Lorena · 08-01-2008, 11:51 AM

Antmeister · 08-01-2008, 11:56 AM

Woot! I made the list!

But what the hell DC, I mean Lorena, or the person who claims she is my wife?!?

Antmeister · 08-01-2008, 11:59 AM

I just want to let people know that her maiden name is not Bobbitt

Antmeister · 08-01-2008, 12:06 PM

I don't see how you can have Lathum without his girlfriend on the side saldana.

Antmeister · 08-01-2008, 12:07 PM

And I think the werewolf players are gonna start their own clique.

oliegirl · 08-01-2008, 12:08 PM

And Ant scores with the triple dola...impressive!!!

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

I don't see how you can have Lathum without his girlfriend on the side saldana.

I am a little bit afraid that saldana would drink all my beer.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-01-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

I am a little bit afraid that saldana would drink all my beer.

She is quite the woman.

Passacaglia · 08-01-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

I am a little bit afraid that saldana would drink all my beer.

Not to mention that it would be the most expensive beer.

Cringer · 08-01-2008, 12:36 PM

I don't want to be part of any club that would have me anyways.

jeheinz72 · 08-01-2008, 12:46 PM

Headin right over. I'll bring the Boggle!

cartman · 08-01-2008, 12:47 PM

Someone asked for a picture of my cock? I show it to anyone that comes to my place. I'm quite proud of it.

Passacaglia · 08-01-2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeheinz72

Headin right over. I'll bring the Boggle!

I'll bring the apples. 2 apples.

Sun Tzu · 08-01-2008, 12:50 PM

I see how it is.

bastard

jeheinz72 · 08-01-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I'll bring the apples. 2 apples.

Bring a third and we can practice juggling.

Kodos · 08-01-2008, 12:52 PM

I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave the board after this humiliation. It's been great, guys.

Passacaglia · 08-01-2008, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeheinz72

Bring a third and we can practice juggling.

I had something different in mind. YOU know what I'm talkin' about.

jeheinz72 · 08-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I had something different in mind. YOU know what I'm talkin' about.

I refuse to acknowledge that travesty of a game.

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave the board after this humiliation. It's been great, guys.

oversite corrected

MikeVic · 08-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Someone asked for a picture of my cock? I show it to anyone that comes to my place. I'm quite proud of it.

That's so fake.

Passacaglia · 08-01-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeheinz72

I refuse to acknowledge that travesty of a game.

But how sweet would it be to play that with like 25 people, or however many are currently on his list?

cartman · 08-01-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

That's so fake.

Sounds like someone is jealous of my big cock.

jeheinz72 · 08-01-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

But how sweet would it be to play that with like 25 people, or however many are currently on his list?

Bah.

st.cronin · 08-01-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

But how sweet would it be to play that with like 25 people, or however many are currently on his list?

41 ... so far.

Swaggs · 08-01-2008, 01:27 PM

Dr. Sak · 08-01-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

Boo.

He values his couches too much to put you on that list.

MikeVic · 08-01-2008, 01:30 PM

Hey I'm on the list.

Dr. Sak · 08-01-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Hey I'm on the list.

I hope he has a plunger.

MikeVic · 08-01-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I hope he has a plunger.

Swaggs · 08-01-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

He values his couches too much to put you on that list.

My mother-in-law actually suggested that we burn a couch for the first game this year. I'm not sure if it is school spirit or if she just really hates the couch.

08-01-2008, 11:22 AM	#2
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	__________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

08-01-2008, 11:24 AM	#3
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	haha who is the actual houseguest? __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

08-01-2008, 11:27 AM	#4
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Non all-inclusive list of board members I would rather have in st. cronin's house, as opposed to his actual houseguest: (in no particular order, preferably at the same time and televised) jbmagic WrongWay Anthony HornsManiac wignasty TCY Junkie Last edited by NoMyths : 08-01-2008 at 11:28 AM.

08-01-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I"m still gonna whoop your butt on Sunday Air Force on the rise Last edited by Lorena : 08-01-2008 at 11:31 AM.

08-01-2008, 11:31 AM	#8
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	The Onion had a great list about house guests a few years ago. 1.always help your hosts after dinner: offer to clear the table, wash the dishes or teach them to cook. 2.ensure you do not overstay your welcome by asking your host if you are overstaying your welcome every couple of minutes. 3.avoid an awkward moment later on by telling your host upfront that you are a bed shitter. 4.playing your host's stereo at top volume after midnight is rude. bring your own boombox. 5.don't just act like a guest in somebodys house. be a guest in somebodys house. 6.its considered good form to replace any cats you drown. 7.cooking a meal for your host is a nice gesture, but ordering a pizza and offering to chip in for your part is way easier. 8.always wait until your hosts have gone to bed before masturbating. 9.should an uncomfortable household situation arise, do not speak. stare blankly at a fixed point on the wall till it all blows over. 10.don't monopolize the bathroom: take sponge baths in the kitchen sink, and pee in a bottle and hide it under the bed. 11.it's customary to take a souvenir from your host's home as a reminder of your wonderful stay. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog Last edited by Hurst2112 : 08-01-2008 at 11:33 AM.

08-01-2008, 11:34 AM	#9
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Any list that does not include me is a sham. Yes, any list.

08-01-2008, 11:43 AM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	whoa.

08-01-2008, 11:45 AM	#18
Jas_lov College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	St. Cronin, we've always got along great and I'm absolutely offended that you didn't include me. Please edit your first post and put me on your list. I would make a great house guest. I'm a lot like Sinbad.

08-01-2008, 11:51 AM	#21
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	lol

08-01-2008, 11:56 AM	#22
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Woot! I made the list! But what the hell DC, I mean Lorena, or the person who claims she is my wife?!? __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-01-2008, 11:59 AM	#23
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I just want to let people know that her maiden name is not Bobbitt __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-01-2008, 12:06 PM	#24
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I don't see how you can have Lathum without his girlfriend on the side saldana. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-01-2008, 12:07 PM	#25
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	And I think the werewolf players are gonna start their own clique. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew Last edited by Antmeister : 08-01-2008 at 12:07 PM.

08-01-2008, 12:36 PM	#30
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I don't want to be part of any club that would have me anyways. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

08-01-2008, 12:47 PM	#32
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Someone asked for a picture of my cock? I show it to anyone that comes to my place. I'm quite proud of it. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-01-2008, 12:50 PM	#34
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I see how it is. bastard __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

08-01-2008, 12:52 PM	#36
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave the board after this humiliation. It's been great, guys. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

08-01-2008, 01:27 PM	#45
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Boo. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-01-2008, 01:30 PM	#47
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hey I'm on the list.

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