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Old 07-29-2008, 12:05 PM   #1
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UNO Rules

Okay, maybe you all can solve a debate between me and my drunken wife (yeah, she was drinking and playing UNO...but she has issues)

So, she was claiming that if someone laid down a draw 2 card that the next person didn't have to draw 2 if they had another draw 2 to place on the discard pile. In effect, she's saying that it's cumulative till you run into some poor bastard that doesn't have one, thus ends up drawing 2 times the number of cards laid down.

I'm saying you lay a draw 2, the next person draws 2 and misses their turn. Please tell my wife what I already know...she's crazy.

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:07 PM   #2
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yes she is crazy

perhaps her hotness out weighes the craziness

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:08 PM   #3
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Its a word card, you follow the directions on it.

Although, interesting home rule though if you did it like that.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:11 PM   #4
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yes she is crazy

perhaps her hotness out weighes the craziness

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:13 PM   #5
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I've actually played UNO with many variations, including the one your wife was playing by. Its stacking draw twos, and can get insane. It is however, an alternate rule and if you are strictly following the base rules, not allowed.

Who really plays these games by the base rules though? I thought just about everyone had house rules for UNO and the like.

The stackable draw two rules goes that if someone lays a draw two on you, and you have a draw two, you can play that card to avoid drawing two cards. The next person then either draws 4, or plays a draw two which would then force a 6 card draw to the next person, or another draw two card play, and so on until someone doesn't have a draw two and has to collect a pile of cards. I've seen it go to 8 before, but I don't think I've seen more. Whats beautiful is when you can get it back to the person who laid the original draw two.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:16 PM   #6
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Yeah, I told her it's a family rule that she came up with. I've used some different house rules as well. Now she'll ask that this become our house rule...luckily her hotness does give her some points.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:16 PM   #7
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yes she is crazy

perhaps her hotness out weighes the craziness

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:27 PM   #8
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I've always played with the house rule of stacking draw 2's.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:31 PM   #9
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Hmm. I think when I played against my brother, we treated the Draw 2 as a Draw + Skip. So if I smacked him with a Green D2, I could then pile on with a red, then a blue, then a yellow...same with Draw 4s. Reverses could freeze out too.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:32 PM   #10
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I've never played with the house rule of stacking draw 2's.

Fixed for my situation.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:39 PM   #11
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I wouldn't necessarily say that UNO rules, although we did get robbed in the Sun Belt conference tournament on a questionable foul call last season.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:42 PM   #12
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BLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE UNO BLAHABBLAHABLAHA BO MCCALEBB BLAHBLAH

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Old 07-29-2008, 12:44 PM   #13
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This isn't 'Nam. This is Uno. There are rules.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:44 PM   #14
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I gotta give my man Karlifornia props for that one.
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:48 PM   #15
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oh uno definitely rules just not your dumb college
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:48 PM   #16
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oh uno definitely rules just not your dumb college
go shove a trombone up a pigs ass
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:58 PM   #17
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Let's give a cheer for old UNO,
Fling out her banner forward we go,
Come on let's carry her colors silver and blue,
Shout out her praises true.
U-N-O!
Our Privateers will march on to fame,
New Orleans glory they will proclaim,
So let that U-N-O spirit frighten our foe,
let's hear it for U-N-O!

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Old 07-29-2008, 01:01 PM   #18
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Let's give a cheer for old UNO,
Fling out her banner forward we go,
Come on let's carry her colors silver and blue,
Shout out her praises true.
U-N-O!
Our Privateers will march on to fame,
New Orleans glory they will proclaim,
So let that U-N-O spirit frighten our foe,
let's hear it for U-N-O!

Whew, I got here late. Pumpy, I'm new at this threadjacking thing. Any tips? Do I need a moustache?
You, sir, are the man.

I suggest a Jheri curl for ultra threadjacking power.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:14 PM   #19
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go shove a trombone up a pigs ass

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Old 07-29-2008, 01:29 PM   #20
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Fuck uno. Phase 10, bitches!
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:31 PM   #21
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Pumpy played for the Phillies?
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:36 PM   #22
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Pumpy played for the Phillies?

He was the nut that Kruk lost.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:37 PM   #23
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I wish my wife would drink and play UNO before noon.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:55 PM   #24
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We played with the house rule of stacking Draw 2's all the time.

When I played when I was younger, we'd combine the non-number cards out of 4 decks, except for a few numbers. Then we'd play super Uno. Basically, you could stack anything. Had 4 Draw 2's? Throw a Skip on it to skip yourself. Or a Reverse to turn it back on the player who just put that Draw 2 down. Or play a Draw 4 and change the color for good measure.

You haven't played Uno until you're down to one card and have a Draw 24 looking you in the face...
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Old 07-29-2008, 02:26 PM   #25
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I bet she's one of those free parking funders too...
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:05 PM   #26
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So your wife is drunk and you are playing that a cards game? Come on mate, let her win it fast on whatever way she wants, and go to bed with her asap before the alcohol effect is gone!
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:49 PM   #27
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I bet she's one of those free parking funders too...

Awesome.
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:15 PM   #28
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So your wife is drunk and you are playing that a cards game? Come on mate, let her win it fast on whatever way she wants, and go to bed with her asap before the alcohol effect is gone!


Who do you think was pouring the drinks for everyone? I kept them coming till the guests left.
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