Front Office Football Central  

Go Back   Front Office Football Central > Archives > FOFC Archive
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read Statistics

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-19-2008, 11:33 AM   #1
Coffee Warlord
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
Today's Pyschopath Riddle

A woman goes to her mother's funeral. While there, she meets the man of her dreams. Unfortunately, during all the confusion of the funeral, she fails to get any contact information for the man.

The next day, she kills her sister. Why'd she do it?

Coffee Warlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:35 AM   #2
MikeVic
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
Spoiler

Last edited by MikeVic : 06-19-2008 at 11:37 AM.
MikeVic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:36 AM   #3
mrsimperless
College Prospect
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Obviously to have another funeral so she can meet him again. Or she was hungry. Toss up.
__________________
"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow."
Off some dude's web site.
mrsimperless is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:36 AM   #4
Lorena
Unregistered
 
Join Date: May 2004
to see him again
Lorena is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:37 AM   #5
Coffee Warlord
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
That was fast.
Coffee Warlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:37 AM   #6
MikeVic
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
Well I put it in spoiler tags just in case, but I guess everyone knew the answer lol.
MikeVic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:45 AM   #7
Lorena
Unregistered
 
Join Date: May 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord View Post
That was fast.

that's what she said!
Lorena is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:47 AM   #8
MikeVic
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
haha
MikeVic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:53 AM   #9
Greyroofoo
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
I thought she found out the man was really her sister.
Greyroofoo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:55 AM   #10
KWhit
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord View Post
That was fast.

And easy.

A better question would have been, "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?"
KWhit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 11:58 AM   #11
BrianD
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
Quote:
Originally Posted by KWhit View Post
And easy.

A better question would have been, "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?"

Wiped?
BrianD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 01:15 PM   #12
Antmeister
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianD View Post
Wiped?

LOL!
__________________
"I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty
"Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew
Antmeister is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2008, 01:18 PM   #13
KWhit
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
Corrrrrrrrect!
KWhit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 07:25 AM   #14
sterlingice
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord View Post
A woman goes to her mother's funeral. While there, she meets the man of her dreams. Unfortunately, during all the confusion of the funeral, she fails to get any contact information for the man.

The next day, she kills her sister. Why'd she do it?

I've heard "she's a woman- what's to understand" as a response to that one.

SI
__________________
Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


sterlingice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 07:47 AM   #15
Neon_Chaos
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parañaque, Philippines
This question is actually used as a psychological test in my country (well, I've seen it used by my father who works for an IQ and EQ test pamphlet distributor.)

IIRC, If you answer "so the person shows up again.", it means that you are very good with logical reasoning, but have anti-social (dare I say, psychopathic) tendencies.
__________________
Come and see.

Last edited by Neon_Chaos : 06-20-2008 at 07:47 AM.
Neon_Chaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 07:50 AM   #16
sterlingice
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos View Post
This question is actually used as a psychological test in my country (well, I've seen it used by my father who works for an IQ and EQ test pamphlet distributor.)

IIRC, If you answer "so the person shows up again.", it means that you are very good with logical reasoning, but have anti-social (dare I say, psychopathic) tendencies.

And if they come up with the right answer to the wrong brain teaser like Ronnie Dobbs2, they're what...?

SI
__________________
Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


sterlingice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 08:07 AM   #17
Neon_Chaos
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parañaque, Philippines
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorena View Post
that's what she said!

She said something like... "Is that it?"

I know what she was trying to say...

She was trying to say... "Awww yeah... That's it."

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
__________________
Come and see.
Neon_Chaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 08:16 AM   #18
KWhit
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos View Post
IIRC, If you answer "so the person shows up again.", it means that you are very good with logical reasoning, but have anti-social (dare I say, psychopathic) tendencies.

I don't buy that at all. By asking the question, you imply that there is a correct answer, and based upon the information given, the ONLY possible correct answer is that she did it to meet him again.

I don't think it indicates anything at all anti-social; it's just the only answer that makes sense.
KWhit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 08:21 AM   #19
Antmeister
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos View Post
She said something like... "Is that it?"

I know what she was trying to say...

She was trying to say... "Awww yeah... That's it."

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

It's Business Time.
__________________
"I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty
"Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew
Antmeister is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 08:22 AM   #20
Neon_Chaos
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Parañaque, Philippines
Quote:
Originally Posted by KWhit View Post
I don't buy that at all. By asking the question, you imply that there is a correct answer, and based upon the information given, the ONLY possible correct answer is that she did it to meet him again.

I don't think it indicates anything at all anti-social; it's just the only answer that makes sense.

Here's the thing, again, IIRC, quite a while since I saw the eval. for the question, this question is not about getting the right answer. It was part of the psychological profiling part of the test (the ones with no right or wrong).
__________________
Come and see.
Neon_Chaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2008, 08:23 AM   #21
Rizon
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
The woman could not figure out how to fudge her bank statements.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
It's hard to throw a good shot with a drunk blonde wrapped around me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicane75 View Post
I don't think I'd stop even if I found a dick.
Rizon is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:37 PM.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.