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06-15-2008, 11:28 PM
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Economic Stimulus
I got my $600 that Prez Bush says to go out and spend. Whoopee! With inflation... oops, that word isn't being used yet. Well, with prices going up this gets us back to where we were a few months ago.
I was thinking... The way the government pisses away money, billions of dollars every week go into things we'll never see or feel the effect of. One billion is a drop in the bucket to the government. There are 300,000 citizens in this country, which is less than 1/3 of a billion. One million dollars per person would be a nice economic stimulus. The government wouldn't even notice it. |
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06-15-2008, 11:32 PM
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06-15-2008, 11:43 PM
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300,000! Wow, I had no idea that over a third of the country squeezes into the Big House every other fall Saturday. I guess that's why they don't schedule UM and UT and USC games all on the same day. Who would watch on TV then?
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06-15-2008, 11:46 PM
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That's not it - it's just that the illegal immigrant problem is way bigger than anyone ever realized.
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06-15-2008, 11:48 PM
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Ok, i forgot a few 0's
 I though about posting in the drunk guy thread. Scotch is good! |
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06-16-2008, 05:28 AM
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I keep reading this as "Erotic Stimulus".
Can someone else be the one to make the unfunny parody thread? I'm just not feeling up to it.
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06-16-2008, 05:51 AM
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06-16-2008, 06:05 AM
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(sings) Viva viagra!
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06-16-2008, 06:10 PM
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300,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 300,000,000,000,000 I'm pretty sure they would notice 300 trillion dollars. |
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06-16-2008, 06:39 PM
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So I suck at math when sober... when i have had a few it don't get better! |
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06-16-2008, 06:51 PM
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that's what we'll have spent on the Iraqi War in about 10 years. i'd rather 1 million in my bank acct courtesy of Uncle Sam than some fledgling jihadist getting the benefit of it. |
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06-16-2008, 06:58 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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The Fledgling Jihadists.
wow, that sounds like an awesome indie band. i'd go see 'em. |
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06-16-2008, 07:31 PM
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06-16-2008, 07:51 PM
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This thread just committed a suicide bombing.
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