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Old 04-03-2008, 12:20 PM   #1
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Fuckin' Gamespy Man

Hey Gamespy make up your mind. Three times now I've been interupted here saying they had to do some maintenance. Well one nice long period of maintenance would be fine, not these little bursts that keep teasing like everything is fine.

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Old 04-03-2008, 12:22 PM   #2
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Let the "profanity in the thread title" debate begin.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:24 PM   #3
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I'd edit the title, but I can't. Don't let your child walk by the Gen Discussion main page I guess.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:25 PM   #4
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Oh and also tell whoever started it to change the "Picnic Table Porn" title, don't want a kiddie seeing that word
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:28 PM   #5
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I agree. I reply to a post, and then it says SYSTEM MAINTEnANCE!!
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:29 PM   #6
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nevermind the title. stop fucking the gamespy man.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:32 PM   #7
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The language used in this forum is appalling
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:34 PM   #8
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Yeah just plow (like the clean language now DC??) the patio furniture like the rest of us.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:34 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:08 PM   #10
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I always assumed that they just threw up the "scheduled maintenance" page every time there was an error.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:58 PM   #11
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I'd edit the title, but I can't. Don't let your child walk by the Gen Discussion main page I guess.

Yes you can. You just don't know how...
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:59 PM   #12
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Did they take away Shorty's edit button?
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:07 PM   #13
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I can't believe some cunt just told us our language is appalling.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:15 PM   #14
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That's not very nice to say!
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:18 PM   #15
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I can't believe some cunt just told us our language is appalling.

Please use the word twat...thank you very much.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:25 PM   #16
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That's not very nice to say!

I agree, I think she should retract it.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:26 PM   #17
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Please use the word twat...thank you very much.

I can't believe some cunt just told us her twat is appalling.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:27 PM   #18
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No, she's kidding! I don't like that c-word at all.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:38 PM   #19
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So wait, you're the cunt that finds our language appalling then? I'm confused.

*btw, I'm joking around too. I have no idea if DC is a cunt or a twat. All of the females on this board roll up into one "FOFC Chick" personality for me.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:40 PM   #20
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DC is nice. And yes, this forum could use some nice language! Say "mother flowers!" or "you're being a poopy head!"

Hmm, all FOFC women rolled up into one...

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Old 04-03-2008, 02:41 PM   #21
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my twat smells like mother flowers
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:42 PM   #22
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Isn't that better?
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:43 PM   #23
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sorry i mean my twat smells like wayland flowers and madame
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:49 PM   #24
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my twat smells like a motherflower

Fixed that for you.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:50 PM   #25
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:56 PM   #26
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im leaving this thread open when i go to lunch, just to see what happens
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:00 PM   #27
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I can't believe some cunt just told us our language is appalling.

I'm sure you saw the smilie right? It's called sarcasm idiot.
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:03 PM   #28
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:05 PM   #29
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I'm sure you saw the smilie right? It's called sarcasm you motherflowering idiot.
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:16 PM   #30
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Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:17 PM   #31
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Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

Damn it, you cocknocker! That song's in my head now.
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:04 PM   #32
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I can't believe some cunt just told us our language is appalling.

Trying to be funny? Failure.
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:01 PM   #33
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Trying to be funny? Failure.

Ditto...I don't see how that was warranted regardless of how you interpreted a smiley. There's joking and then there is someone purposing trying to rile someone up and in my opinion he show the latter which is in really poor form.
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:05 PM   #34
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Ditto...I don't see how that was warranted regardless of how you interpreted a smiley. There's joking and then there is someone purposing trying to rile someone up and in my opinion he show the latter which is in really poor form.

+ 1

there are certain words you never use in jest and thats one of them.
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:47 PM   #35
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I'd apologize except I'm not sorry. The joke wasn't to rile her up, it was just to be crass. Mission accomplished.
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:57 PM   #36
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He meant it in the non-specific, British way.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:33 PM   #37
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I'd apologize except I'm not sorry. The joke wasn't to rile her up, it was just to be crass. Mission accomplished.

There are different ways of being "crass" in a silly thread like this, but calling a woman a cunt is well beyond what is called for.

I equate this to a situation where a bunch of buddies are playing backyard football, having fun, and playing rough, when all of the sudden some jackass who one buddy brought along that no one really knows or cares about, starts intentionally tripping and stomping on hands and shit. In real life, that "tough guy" would get his ass beat for his over-exuberance, but unfortunately, all we can do is call you a monumental douche bag.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:57 PM   #38
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Yes that analogy is perfect. Now fall down so I can stomp on your hands.
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:15 PM   #39
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So I shouldn't call my wife a cunt anymore? She's going to be disappointed.
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:39 PM   #40
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Is "umbrella hole" still inappropriate?
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:32 PM   #41
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Damn it, you cocknocker! That song's in my head now.

That movie always keeps inappropriate songs in my head for a good week or so.

Also, one of those crazy things I've always wanted to see is the South Park movie, adapted to Christmas musical form, and performed by little kids. It's demented, but it would work.

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Old 04-04-2008, 08:47 AM   #42
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It's all fun and games until someone whips out the c word.
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:24 AM   #43
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I'd apologize except I'm not sorry. The joke wasn't to rile her up, it was just to be crass. Mission accomplished.



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Old 04-04-2008, 11:31 AM   #44
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Hey I'm cool with that, that kid is cute.
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:36 AM   #45
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It's not any less funny than most of the stuff on here. I can't believe that with all the stuff said on here, people are getting freaked out about one word.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:36 PM   #46
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I don't care, actually. I just came across that picture and was looking for an excuse to post it.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:50 PM   #47
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I've never understood what takes cunt to that next level... I mean, I'm throwing it around like a wild-man in this thread and yet it still causes a slight cringe for me even as I type it. But really, it makes no sense. I could call every poster on this board a douchebag six times over and no one would blink. It's confusing.

I think the bottom line is that we need to take cunt down a few notches, bring it more in line with fuck and ass-raper. It's current standing is far too lofty for anyones good.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:53 PM   #48
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Getting back to the original digression, profanity in a thread title really is problematic for me, and I'm guessing other people as well.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:54 PM   #49
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Fuckin' seriously? What the fuck is the problem?
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:54 PM   #50
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Cunt sounds so dirty. Maybe movies need to desensitize us to it. Someone needs to write a script with the usage of "cunt" in a funny manner.
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