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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Picnic Table Porn
Post your picnic table porn here!
Just look at those curves. Oh mama.  So kinky eating food off of that body baby. And that Mary-Anne dress pattern is sooo hot  Even curvier. You know I go for the full-figured ones, too. Yeah baby.  Oh BEHAVE  |
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04-03-2008, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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i came
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04-03-2008, 09:35 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Recycled Jugs = Implants?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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fap fap fap
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2008, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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So, they felt it necessary to waste more materials on a sign saying that something else was recycled?
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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04-03-2008, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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First one would extra hurt. Second one is pretty hot, but we need a pic with the clothes off. Third is nice and thick. Fourth is trying too hard.
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04-03-2008, 10:06 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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And the table is made from "recycled" materials. Not recycled. |
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04-03-2008, 10:10 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This one not only serves its purpose, but is easily transportable.
Note the jealous bench in the background. 
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:11 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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For those with more "exotic" tastes...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:12 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This one should really excite Pumpy...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:12 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Oh I like that flower one KS.
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04-03-2008, 10:12 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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For those into S&M:
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:13 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The side-straddle move:
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:14 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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An Orgy!!!!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:14 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:15 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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For those that like the rough, tough, emotionally cold:
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04-03-2008, 10:19 AM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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WHY DO YOU GUYS TEASE ME THIS WAY
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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04-03-2008, 10:22 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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For those who think Ramiele is hot:
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-03-2008, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Brilliant
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04-03-2008, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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Reminds me of my ex-wife for some reason.
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04-03-2008, 10:33 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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For the Barely Legal fans:
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2008, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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For those that want to explore their dark side with snuff...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 04-03-2008 at 11:00 AM. |
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04-03-2008, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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And of course those fixed on Japanese stuff....
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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04-03-2008, 01:02 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Whore table.
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04-03-2008, 01:03 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Once you get the burka off, she's hot and ready to go. |
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04-03-2008, 02:57 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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there are some hot picnic tables in here
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04-03-2008, 03:01 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I wonder if he started with more pedestrian tables, like coffee tables and end tables, and then worked himself up to the exotic arena of picnic tables.
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2008, 07:15 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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This place is a meat market!
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04-03-2008, 07:28 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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For those who like it rough.
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04-03-2008, 07:30 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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A four-way:
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04-03-2008, 09:16 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Of no particular interest
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 wild and freaky. |
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04-03-2008, 09:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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WHY THE FUCK WASN'T THIS THREAD TITLED "NSFW" I ALMOST GOT FUCKING FIRED ASSHOLES FOR SHIT SAKE!!!!
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04-03-2008, 09:56 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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dude the mary anne table was fully clothed
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04-03-2008, 10:00 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Duly noted. Good point. I shall make that one my wallpaper.
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04-03-2008, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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To me, this is what's wrong with porn these days. Where's the mystery? The imagination? Zero. Just right out there for the whole world to see it. *shakes head* Sometimes too much is just too much, man. Last edited by QuikSand : 04-03-2008 at 10:15 PM. |
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04-03-2008, 10:05 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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No kidding. Who wants to see right into the umbrella hole like that anyway?
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04-03-2008, 10:35 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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You guys are right. That also looks like a pretty big umbrella hole to me. Maybe it should be covered up.
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04-03-2008, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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hxxp://members.shaw.ca/bomr/ptabl.htm
Full disclosure: The above link is some pretty sick stuff, but some of you pervs might like it. Ihopetogodthispostdoesn'tgetreportedorI'llbeboxed.
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04-03-2008, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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You dirty whore. |
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04-03-2008, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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I wonder what the FOFC females, like Farrah and Dodgerchick, prefer.
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04-03-2008, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I wonder what the ladies man would suggest for this?
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2008, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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This reminds me of furnitureporn.com, if that site is still up
SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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04-04-2008, 07:21 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Did you just go gaping hole table porn on us?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-04-2008, 07:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Sorry, not into picnic tables. A handheld showerhead on pulse is more to my liking:  That's hot. Last edited by Lorena : 04-04-2008 at 07:38 AM. |
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04-04-2008, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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NSFW!!!!!!!!
NSFW!!!!! A little picnic table next door hottie!!
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04-04-2008, 07:54 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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The Ladies' Man would recommend you do it the slot.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-04-2008, 08:45 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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04-04-2008, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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TMI!! Think of the children! |
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