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View Poll Results: What's the shortest amount of time you've been on a job in your adult life? | |||
One week or less | 23 | 31.94% | |
Less than a month | 7 | 9.72% | |
Less than 3 months | 8 | 11.11% | |
Less than 6 months | 7 | 9.72% | |
1 year or less | 15 | 20.83% | |
Other | 8 | 11.11% | |
Trout don't quit | 4 | 5.56% | |
Voters: 72. You may not vote on this poll |
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04-02-2008, 03:43 PM | #1 | ||
Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Shortest time you've ever been on a job?
We're talking jobs in your professional life. Not when you worked at the soda fountain as a kid.
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04-02-2008, 03:53 PM | #2 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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I had a paying internship when I was an accounting major. It was for some small mortgage firm (the owner was a hottie). My first day I'm sitting there with another intern...she asks me how much I make. I tell her and she says something along the lines of, "You make more than me, I wonder if that's because I'm a woman." She marches into the owners office and comes back out and I believe she had gotten a raise, but I can't remember for sure.
The next day we both show up for work and get called into the bosses office. She lets us know that times are tough and they can no longer afford interns...I was there for less than a week. Never discuss salary with co-workers. The end.
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04-02-2008, 03:58 PM | #3 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Not counting temporary assignments, the shortest time I've been with a job is two years... and counting. I was at my job in New Orleans for five years, and then I moved here, and we're at two years and hopefully not much longer. Those are the only two "real jobs" I've ever had.
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04-02-2008, 04:04 PM | #4 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Roseville, CA
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I actually had a job for ~30 minutes.
I took a contract as a remote DBA for IBM. After a few days of not gettng my work information, I talked to the recruiter who got me the interview and she said she'd talk to them. The next Friday, I was on a conference call, was introduced as the new DBA on the team, and was told I'd start my assignment on Monday. On Monday, I get an email saying I was part of a company-wide layoff. 30 minute conference call and the consulting company hounded me to file a timesheet for the 30 minutes. The next shortest was about 2 weeks doing telemarketing in college. Hated that with a passion. |
04-02-2008, 04:07 PM | #5 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I worked for about 4 hours in the most inhospitable environment ever. I never came back for lunch; I never bothered to pick up the check. Horrid.
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04-02-2008, 04:08 PM | #6 |
Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I spent five months working at a residential school for delinquents. It was too taxing to do much more than that and I never intended to be there that long. Umm..the reason for the poll was because I think I might end up beating that record here before too long. But who knows.
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04-02-2008, 04:12 PM | #7 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Five months. I left the state to join a firm, and 5 months later the partner I was working for jumped to another firm, and I went with him. It worked out fine, because I got 2 huge salary bumps out of it.
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04-02-2008, 04:16 PM | #8 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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15 years ago I got my dream job at a skate shop (I was 18, cut me some slack), so I showed up for my first day and waited around for the owner to show up...which he never did. The owner's house was literally right next door to the shop, so the assistant manager scaled the fence and peered through the shades to find my new employer still lying in bed...where he had died the night before.
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04-02-2008, 04:19 PM | #9 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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04-02-2008, 04:23 PM | #10 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Weekend at Bernie's Skate Shop!
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04-02-2008, 04:26 PM | #11 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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I worked at this IT place for one morning, until some creepy guy with a stuffed penguin scared me and I left. Of course, that was before I had my breasts surgically removed.
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04-02-2008, 04:33 PM | #12 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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04-02-2008, 04:41 PM | #13 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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04-02-2008, 04:49 PM | #14 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I was working as an assistant manager at a skate shop for nearly a full day when we had an applicant come in who was to speak with the owner about working there.
Since the owner lived right next door to the shop, and was rarely late, I hopped the fence to try and get him to deal with this guy(this was a pretty sloppy guy if you know what I mean). After a minute or 2 of waiting for him to answer the door, I went in to the house and discovered the owner was actually playing dressup with his wife's underwear & bra. This completely shocked me, so I told the sloppy guy that the owner died and I quit that day. That was definitely weird. |
04-02-2008, 04:50 PM | #15 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington, DC
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This is the longest job I've had after 8 years of full time employment. I've been here 3.5 years.
dot com job: 6 months, bankruptcy after dot com job: 2ish years after that job: 1 year, laid off after that job: 1 year to come here and work with people from job #3
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04-02-2008, 04:55 PM | #16 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Not too far away
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I was in a weird situation where I had decided to make a career change away from teaching and so started working at a new job over my spring break, and decided that I didn't really want to work there, mostly because of my boss. My current job (this was a private school) coughed up some more money and so I decided to stay in teaching. However, I continued to work part time at this other job, and then started working there full time during the summer to earn some extra money.
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04-02-2008, 04:57 PM | #17 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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"Would you hire me?" "I'd hire me"
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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04-02-2008, 05:01 PM | #18 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
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04-02-2008, 05:06 PM | #19 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Sadly that's pretty close to the truth....although dude died on my first day of work, he had no will and his estranged daughter took over, and I managed ti work there for another year (contrary to this thread) and she left the store in the control of the assistant manager who I had known since 8th grade, me and one other worker...who I had known since 6th grade....and although Portland is a semi-large city, this shop was literally across the street from where I had just graduated from high school. Every single day of work was split evenly between:
I had to spend nearly 5 years un-learning the lessons I took home from that job. |
04-02-2008, 05:07 PM | #20 |
Pro Starter
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Location: PDX
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04-02-2008, 09:05 PM | #21 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: NC
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I worked for one company for just one week. I was hired for a full-time position but when I got there, I found that it was actually an internship and the person who hired me misled me into thinking it was otherwise. It was probably the worst experience of my professional life (so far) in that I moved there for the job and wound up moving back home three weeks later.
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04-02-2008, 10:22 PM | #22 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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04-02-2008, 10:25 PM | #23 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Shortest for me, outside of a temp 6 month role, was 3 1/2 years.
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04-04-2008, 02:23 PM | #24 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Inland Empire, PRC
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6 weeks and laid off.
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04-04-2008, 02:36 PM | #25 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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1 week putting up shelves for a big box store... went on a previously planned vacation, came back and found that a departmental supervisor role was given to someone else instead of me while I was gone, quit that afternoon.
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04-04-2008, 02:44 PM | #26 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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So you were expecting to become a departmental supervisor after a week on the job? How good were you at putting up these shelves, exactly?
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04-04-2008, 02:45 PM | #27 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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The BEST.
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04-04-2008, 02:48 PM | #28 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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The store could have been destroyed simultaneously by fire, hurricane, and tornado, but those shelves... they would've stood proudly, and strong.
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04-04-2008, 02:56 PM | #29 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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8 1/2 years.
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04-04-2008, 02:57 PM | #30 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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(and counting)
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04-04-2008, 03:44 PM | #31 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I am not sure what this professional life crap is? I have never been a part of that.
I worked a week for a place in Spokane when I was 19. It was a small company that made steel/iron castings for other companies. My job was grinding parts smooth, usually small flaws from the casting. It was a 12 hour shift with a half hour lunch and no other breaks. The constant use of the grinder with no stopping gave me carpal tunnel in one of my hands which can still give me problems today. The break thing pissed me off the most, and I quit. I don't understand how they got away with no breaks when it was the law, I guess guys just quit like myself and never said anything.
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04-04-2008, 10:35 PM | #32 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Never had a real job where I was there less than five years. I was once one of the principals in a private company, that did exceedingly well for three years, and then went out in a blaze of glory. I've never had a job where I wasn't promoted at least once.
Thinking back...I've never been interviewed for a position and not gotten the job. Something is going to go terribly wrong now that I've posted that. |
04-04-2008, 10:47 PM | #33 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Two weeks at a certain collegiate newspaper that never paid me for the one story of mine they ran and then the next week proceeded to run a pathetic "By staff" story on my assignment, even though I'd done the exact story they asked for.
So I quit in disgust and have vowed never to return to journalism since.
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04-05-2008, 01:08 AM | #34 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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21 years and counting.
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04-05-2008, 10:40 AM | #35 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I put Other, I spent 4 hours at a job once. I was hired to come in and revamp their inventory system. It took me 4 hours to realize that A- their old system worked perfectly and B- their computer system simply had bad data.
I corrected the data errors and suddenly their computers and their inventory on hand matched almost perfectly. I told them I didn't really need to take over the position and they agreed. I moved on to another job offer I had received at the same time. They paid me for a week for my trouble. I was jazzed. |
04-05-2008, 11:29 AM | #36 | |
lolzcat
Join Date: May 2001
Location: williamsburg, va
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My shortest job after college was at the university, but it was moving from part-time work I had done for 5 years at the university before starting full-time. I did full-time for about 6 months before leaving. So to me, that was just a continuation of the 5 year job.
So - in my adult life, my shortest job was about 4 1/2 years (5+ at the university, 4 1/2 years at the job after that, and coming up on a year at the next job).
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04-05-2008, 05:21 PM | #37 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Budapest
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I guess I'm the only one who actually deserved to be fired after being on the job for less than a week. I had just left a my job after 4 years to do something different because I was tired of how I was treated. I decided to try translating Hungarian to English even though I'd only done a few small jobs by that time. An online news service tested me and handed me a job that ran from 10 PM to 3 AM. My job was to take the next day's newspapers that were delivered in the evening and scan them for business news and then write summaries in English. I simply wasn't ready for it, and understood that they let me go. On the other hand, they had tested me and didn't really give me a chance to grow into the job.
After that I became a decent translator but got into copyediting instead.
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04-05-2008, 06:16 PM | #38 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Back when I was 18, I got hired to work at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor. Spent about 2 hours watching what to do (scooping in the back room). When a manager came in and asked what my plans were, I told him the truth that I was leaving for college in about 4 weeks. He told me to go home.
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