Hypnosis

Cringer · 03-28-2008, 09:56 AM

I left the house to go get coffee and a V8 with the tv on an infomercial for P90X, when I came back it is now some infomercial for some weight loss through hypnosis program. No I am not thinking of getting it, in fact I highly doubt it's ability to work.

So has anyone here ever used hypnosis for anything other then acting like a chicken at the county fair? Quit smoking, lose weight, become like Pumpy?

korme · 03-28-2008, 09:59 AM

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

Warhammer · 03-28-2008, 09:59 AM

I thought about using this to increase the wife's urges.... I wanted to have it so that when ever I said, "Make me dinner" she'd want to get it on. No dice though.

Lathum · 03-28-2008, 10:03 AM

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

MikeVic · 03-28-2008, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

But have you made a million dollars?

st.cronin · 03-28-2008, 10:04 AM

I've tried hypnosis, was not impressed with the results.

korme · 03-28-2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

But have you made a million dollars?

One tenth of a penny at a time

Pumpy Tudors · 03-28-2008, 10:05 AM

I've tried it, and I became like Pumpy. Hell Atlantic was not impressed with the results.

Passacaglia · 03-28-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

Should work. Just like when I hypnotized you to believe the Giants won the Super Bowl. Whoops, I said too much.

Lathum · 03-28-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Should work. Just like when I hypnotized you to believe the Giants won the Super Bowl. Whoops, I said too much.

Ignorance is bliss

path12 · 03-28-2008, 11:15 AM

I quit smoking through hypnosis. The only thing that worked.

Kodos · 03-28-2008, 11:40 AM

It's how I gave up sniffing glue.

rkmsuf · 03-28-2008, 11:57 AM

I quit hypnosis through hypnosis.

Marc Vaughan · 03-28-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

My wife gave up being a vegitarian around 2-3 years ago and had similar problems ...

Initially she managed fish best but slowly she expanded out into chicken etc. and now she can eat ribs with the best of us

(I'm so proud of her .... well its stopped her complaining about me eating steak anyway

)

cartman · 03-28-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.

My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

Get this done before the Vegas trip, because we need to make a visit out to the Salt Lick BBQ restaurant at Red Rocks Station Casino.

Raiders Army · 03-28-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

Best 2nd post I've seen in a long time.

path12 · 03-28-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

My wife gave up being a vegitarian around 2-3 years ago and had similar problems ...

Initially she managed fish best but slowly she expanded out into chicken etc. and now she can eat ribs with the best of us

(I'm so proud of her .... well its stopped her complaining about me eating steak anyway

)

Always good to get the little lady eating meat.

Bad-example · 03-28-2008, 12:18 PM

Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.

path12 · 03-28-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad-example

Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.

Wow. You've nailed me on all three points.

cartman · 03-28-2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

You do know that she's slept with Lumbergh, right?

CU Tiger · 03-29-2008, 02:10 PM

We saw a hypnotist at a comedy club and he had several ladies on stage stripping down to bras and panties and faking orgasmss on stage and such.

Not sure if they were plant or legit, but it was damn funny.

03-28-2008, 10:04 AM	#6
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I've tried hypnosis, was not impressed with the results. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-28-2008, 10:05 AM	#8
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I've tried it, and I became like Pumpy. Hell Atlantic was not impressed with the results. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

03-28-2008, 11:15 AM	#11
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	I quit smoking through hypnosis. The only thing that worked. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

03-28-2008, 11:40 AM	#12
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	It's how I gave up sniffing glue. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

03-28-2008, 11:57 AM	#13
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I quit hypnosis through hypnosis. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-28-2008, 09:59 AM	#2
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.

03-28-2008, 09:59 AM	#3
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I thought about using this to increase the wife's urges.... I wanted to have it so that when ever I said, "Make me dinner" she'd want to get it on. No dice though.

03-28-2008, 10:03 AM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out. My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this.

03-28-2008, 12:18 PM	#18
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.

03-29-2008, 02:10 PM	#21
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	We saw a hypnotist at a comedy club and he had several ladies on stage stripping down to bras and panties and faking orgasmss on stage and such. Not sure if they were plant or legit, but it was damn funny.

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