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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Another Good Reason to Let Someone Else Install Things Around the House
Man fatally shoots wife while installing satellite TV system
The Associated Press SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home. Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means. The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said. Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor. “Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said. Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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But did he get the satellite working or not?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Fuck the drill...a gun puts a better hole in a wall.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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How thin were the walls? A .22 doesn't have all that much power, I'm surprised it actually made it through the wall, let alone killed his wife.
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Out of Grad School Hell :)
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Sounds like a quick cover up story IMO. 22's don't go through walls and kill people unless they were homeless and lived in a cardboard box. In which case, no hole would have been necessary to set up the satellite, just fold the flap up.
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General Manager
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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LOL......you obviously haven't driven through Sedalia before. Let's just say most of the homes aren't all that well built. BTW......can this guy win a Darwin award since it wasn't actually him that died by his own stupidity? |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
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One one hand this sounds too incredible to be an accident, on the other hand you have to be incredibly lucky to manage to shoot your wife through a wall if that is what you are going for (unless she is a very stationary target
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Quite the pragmatist, there. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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I thought this would be a story on Fidatelo getting electricuted.
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Noblesville
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They had this story on Czabe this morning. Best comment from a texter: "The ambulance will be there between 8 am and noon."
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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Of course, it was a traileer he was shooting through, damn THINK PEOPLE
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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