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Old 03-01-2008, 10:06 PM   #1
mckerney
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Mall Ninjas

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This is pure gold. My favorite part:

We were previuosly restricted to .38’s and two Mossberg 500’s with less leathel rounds in them, but when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us, due to the factt that the nepheew(who will remain nameless to rpevent a scandal) was saved by us using weapons better than our issue setup, so now we have good funding for gear for our jobs, and we needed to find relaible SMG’s, but the HK’s just wouldn’t cut it.

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Old 03-01-2008, 10:50 PM   #2
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Laugh on, laughing boy.
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