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Old 02-29-2008, 06:00 PM   #1
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Penises.

Anyone ever think penises should just be done away with? I have thought that before, it is obvious that if you use more then 4 at a time women get pissed.



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Old 02-29-2008, 06:13 PM   #2
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Was 1 too many.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:19 PM   #3
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Was 1 too many.
Oh I know, but I've had the flu all week and I've been bored. If you read it in Mr. Garrison's voice it might become slightly funny.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:33 PM   #4
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4 penises at once did make me laugh. I have little doubt to how you became sick.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:50 PM   #5
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4 penises at once did make me laugh. I have little doubt to how you became sick.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:57 PM   #6
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somewhere out there there's a girl who's into quadruple penetration.

Unfortunately, her name is Joy Behar.
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:01 PM   #7
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somewhere out there there's a girl who's into quadruple penetration.

Unfortunately, her name is Joy Behar.

I should sue for that visual.
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:42 PM   #8
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Most. Predictable. Parody. Post. Ever.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:46 PM   #9
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For this thread, submitter should eat a big bowl of said subject.
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:45 PM   #10
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Pennies?
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:52 PM   #11
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i dont even think its the right plurality.
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:05 PM   #12
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somewhere out there there's a girl who's into quadruple penetration.

Unfortunately, her name is Joy Behar.

im a fan of your work.
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