It hurts when I pee

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 07:38 PM

It hurts at random other times as well. Standing up, walking, but i feel it more when i pee. Its like a ripping/tearing sensation inside my belly button.

Any theories?

MikeVic · 02-26-2008, 07:39 PM

In your belly button? That doesn't sound normal.

st.cronin · 02-26-2008, 07:39 PM

Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas?

cartman · 02-26-2008, 07:39 PM

Hernia. Or possibly a hangnail.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-26-2008, 07:40 PM

ingrown pubic hairs obv

k0ruptr · 02-26-2008, 07:40 PM

told ya not to bang that girl in vegas foo. never listen damn

Chief Rum · 02-26-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phalid

It hurts at random other times as well. Standing up, walking, but i feel it more when i pee. Its like a ripping/tearing sensation inside my belly button.

Any theories?

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flounder · 02-26-2008, 07:43 PM

You've been infected by an alien. Avoid Tom Skerritt at all costs.

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 07:44 PM

So I did some investigating inside my belly button thinking maybe I had some left over beach sand in there and that maybe, just maybe, the contracting muscles of my man-gut was causing the sking to constrict around numberous tiny grains of sand thereby causing some sort of irritation on the nerve cells that my brain was interpreting as "tearing".

I found some hair from my last hair cut, about 2 months ago, some lint and tiny pieces of a black substance with an aweful smell, but no sand.

lordscarlet · 02-26-2008, 07:53 PM

Lathum · 02-26-2008, 07:55 PM

this wont end well

Coffee Warlord · 02-26-2008, 07:56 PM

Subby · 02-26-2008, 07:57 PM

You are probably dehydrated. Drink more Sunny D.

korme · 02-26-2008, 07:58 PM

Subby's real name = Sunny D.

DONT FALL FOR IT

Subby · 02-26-2008, 08:00 PM

IT HURTS WHEN I PEE IN YOUR MOUTH

MJ4H · 02-26-2008, 08:02 PM

yeah this is clearly alien implant imo

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 08:03 PM

Searched all over the internet but can't find anything with regards to belly button pain when peeing. Im starting to get pissed. The last thing I want to do is go to the god damn med clinic.

Shepp · 02-26-2008, 08:05 PM

It could also be gall stones. Probably wouldn't hurt to see a doctor. You'll need to see him anyhow if it turns out you need penicillen shot

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 08:08 PM

Found some information that would make it appear to be a probable kidney stone. The pain I'm feeling would indicate that the stone has moved out of the kidney and into the ureter.

Subby · 02-26-2008, 08:10 PM

oh you were serious

Logan · 02-26-2008, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phalid

Searched all over the internet but can't find anything with regards to belly button pain when peeing. Im starting to get pissed. The last thing I want to do is go to the god damn med clinic.

"IP check in Aisle 4."

Lathum · 02-26-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

oh you were serious

well duh!

wouldn't this be the first place you come for that sort of advice?

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

well duh!

wouldn't this be the first place you come for that sort of advice?

Groundhog · 02-26-2008, 08:15 PM

It hurts when I think about you peeing.

Chief Rum · 02-26-2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Phalid

Searched all over the internet but can't find anything with regards to belly button pain when peeing. Im starting to get pissed.

So is that twice as painful then?

Swaggs · 02-26-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

oh you were serious

This made me laugh out loud for some reason.

Galaxy · 02-26-2008, 09:12 PM

Most random thread since...Well, Kodos' Air Israel.

Crim · 02-26-2008, 09:24 PM

Poke it with a toothpick. See if something green comes out.

MalcPow · 02-26-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phalid

I found some hair from my last hair cut, about 2 months ago, some lint and tiny pieces of a black substance with an aweful smell, but no sand.

I have to ask, where do you get your hair cut? Fantastic Sam's makes me wear a shirt and a front cape.

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MalcPow

I have to ask, where do you get your hair cut? Fantastic Sam's makes me wear a shirt and a front cape.

Well, the last haircut I had I did myself. The wife took the kids back to Washington to see family for a few week and I was home alone and bored so I gave myself a mohawk.

Maple Leafs · 02-26-2008, 09:50 PM

It's a two part problem:
- Because of your diet, your urine is too acidic
- You should pee down into the toilet, not up into your belly button

Flasch186 · 02-26-2008, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phalid

So I did some investigating inside my belly button thinking maybe I had some left over beach sand in there and that maybe, just maybe, the contracting muscles of my man-gut was causing the sking to constrict around numberous tiny grains of sand thereby causing some sort of irritation on the nerve cells that my brain was interpreting as "tearing".

I found some hair from my last hair cut, about 2 months ago, some lint and tiny pieces of a black substance with an aweful smell, but no sand.

No need to go any further....youve found it.

Cringer · 02-26-2008, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phalid

Found some information that would make it appear to be a probable kidney stone. The pain I'm feeling would indicate that the stone has moved out of the kidney and into the ureter.

As someone who has had kidney stones 3 times, that was my first thought. The belly button thing threw me some though. It sounds like it isn't too bad (yet), so I would say drink a TON of water to help flush it out if possible.

If it gets worse you will know. I started to puke, and the pain started to intensify in my lower back on whichever side it was for that stone. It isn't long from that point to curling up and not wanting to move because the pain is so bad.

When I say the worst pain ever, I mean it. Over your whole body until you get pain killers. Every doctor I would see always made the comment about how it is the male equivalent of child birth. I would end up being on pain killers 2-3 days until I was able to flush it out. Thankfully I never had to have a doctor remove one because the ways to do this are not real nice sounding.

If it is a stone, good luck.

Phalid · 02-26-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

As someone who has had kidney stones 3 times, that was my first thought. The belly button thing threw me some though. It sounds like it isn't too bad (yet), so I would say drink a TON of water to help flush it out if possible.

If it gets worse you will know. I started to puke, and the pain started to intensify in my lower back on whichever side it was for that stone. It isn't long from that point to curling up and not wanting to move because the pain is so bad.

When I say the worst pain ever, I mean it. Over your whole body until you get pain killers. Every doctor I would see always made the comment about how it is the male equivalent of child birth. I would end up being on pain killers 2-3 days until I was able to flush it out. Thankfully I never had to have a doctor remove one because the ways to do this are not real nice sounding.

If it is a stone, good luck.

My wife praying to every known deity that its not a stone. Something about me acting like I have ebola when I have a simple man-cold and the thought of me giving birth to a stone or something. I dont know. I wasnt listening to her.

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-26-2008, 10:43 PM

Did you show your wife the small black object from your navel?

mckerney · 02-26-2008, 10:45 PM

If nothing else, at least this thread is more pleasant than what I saw on another site recently where someone posted about their balls hurting and then followed it up with pics.

Cringer · 02-26-2008, 10:48 PM

Did he shave them first atleast?

mckerney · 02-26-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Did he shave them first atleast?

I didn't check to see if he had...

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 12:15 AM

path12 · 02-27-2008, 12:49 AM

First thing I thought of (besides the song cronin quoted) was urinary infection. A ton of cranberry juice wouldn't hurt, though I don't have any idea about the whole belly button pain thing. If you see blood, get thee hence to the friggin' hospital.

Neon_Chaos · 02-27-2008, 01:10 AM

Pass the stone, then have it placed on a ring.

Start wearing it, and tell people "This is the stone that I passed."

Raiders Army · 02-27-2008, 06:27 AM

Make your peehole bigger.

Passacaglia · 02-27-2008, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by path12

First thing I thought of (besides the song cronin quoted) was urinary infection. A ton of cranberry juice wouldn't hurt, though I don't have any idea about the whole belly button pain thing. If you see blood, get thee hence to the friggin' hospital.

Put me down for the song, too. Second thought: Getting a VD gets you banned from FOFC?

KWhit · 02-27-2008, 07:29 AM

Yeah. Was this thread what got this guy banned?

(Although my guess is that this is an alias and that's why he was banned).

Schmidty · 02-27-2008, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

Yeah. Was this thread what got this guy banned?

(Although my guess is that this is an alias and that's why he was banned).

Yeah, I'm confused. I wish we knew why he was banned.

Dr. Sak · 02-27-2008, 07:48 AM

I am glad I am not the only one who was curious when they saw banned under his name.

Lathum · 02-27-2008, 08:13 AM

am I the only one not surprised about the banning?

Subby · 02-27-2008, 10:14 AM

He was banned because according to the rules you aren't allowed to start a thread like this when you are new to the board.

Subby · 02-27-2008, 10:14 AM

Yes I am serious.

MikeVic · 02-27-2008, 10:18 AM

Oh I see Phalid banned discussion is already going on here.

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Phalid Banned Join Date: Sep 2007	So I did some investigating inside my belly button thinking maybe I had some left over beach sand in there and that maybe, just maybe, the contracting muscles of my man-gut was causing the sking to constrict around numberous tiny grains of sand thereby causing some sort of irritation on the nerve cells that my brain was interpreting as "tearing". I found some hair from my last hair cut, about 2 months ago, some lint and tiny pieces of a black substance with an aweful smell, but no sand.

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Phalid Banned Join Date: Sep 2007	Searched all over the internet but can't find anything with regards to belly button pain when peeing. Im starting to get pissed. The last thing I want to do is go to the god damn med clinic.

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Phalid Banned Join Date: Sep 2007	Found some information that would make it appear to be a probable kidney stone. The pain I'm feeling would indicate that the stone has moved out of the kidney and into the ureter.

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