PC Gaming's Comeback Courtesy of Sir Charles

Calis · 01-26-2008, 07:03 AM

There's not much to say about this rather than just plain wow. This has the possibility of being the greatest game of all-time, and I think it can finally kill console gaming for good.

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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

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CraigSca · 01-26-2008, 07:13 AM

Yeah.

PilotMan · 01-26-2008, 08:10 AM

Pot will make you do funny things.

ice4277 · 01-26-2008, 02:18 PM

I am a big fan of the incorrect apostrophe usage at 0:29.

Groundhog · 01-26-2008, 02:43 PM

"If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest."

LOL

This looks like the greatest RPGMaker game ever conceived.

Passacaglia · 01-26-2008, 02:47 PM

omg that was hilarious!

Passacaglia · 01-26-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog

"If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest."

LOL

This looks like the greatest RPGMaker game ever conceived.

I just thought about that line again as I walked away, and I thought -- wait, he didn't just say "If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest." did he? I can't stop giggling.

AlexB · 01-26-2008, 05:11 PM

My favourite bit: at 4:40 he appears to fart someone to death

Calis · 01-26-2008, 06:09 PM

I actually played the game for a few minutes this morning and it's pretty witty. It's actually not a bad looking game, and the absurdity of it all is working for me. I just wish I could skip the combat, as any JRPG combat makes me go crazy after a very short time. It's pretty fun though.

I'd actually recommend giving it a try.

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01-26-2008, 08:10 AM	#3
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01-26-2008, 02:43 PM	#5
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	"If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest." LOL This looks like the greatest RPGMaker game ever conceived. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

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AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	My favourite bit: at 4:40 he appears to fart someone to death __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

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ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I am a big fan of the incorrect apostrophe usage at 0:29.

01-26-2008, 02:47 PM	#6
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	omg that was hilarious!

01-26-2008, 06:09 PM	#9
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	I actually played the game for a few minutes this morning and it's pretty witty. It's actually not a bad looking game, and the absurdity of it all is working for me. I just wish I could skip the combat, as any JRPG combat makes me go crazy after a very short time. It's pretty fun though. I'd actually recommend giving it a try.

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