Kick ass names

[Schmidty]

I was reading a thread on fark (bleh) about people with really cool, funny, kick-ass or wierd names. Some of them crack me up, and some of them just blow me away. Apparantly, some parents can be really cruel or stupid when naming their kids.

For example, I had a friend back in Michigan named Summer Kitchen, and she was a real estate agent. On a little less interesting level, my wife's name is Carrie Maya Schmidt. Her maiden name is Pleasant, and her dad's name is Barry Pleasant.

Anyway, here are some other funny names:

http://www.sullivanandcromwell.com/l...x?attorney=140

http://www.urologyteam.com/our-docto...hard-chopp.htm

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/age...id=AD58-000899


Anyone else have some good ones?

[korme]

Pilot Inspektor Lee

[FrogMan]

terpkristin's nephew comes to mind: Otto Pilotte

add in his middle name, Maddock, and you got this: Otto Maddock Pilotte.

FM

[Lorena]

Can't go wrong with Pumpy Tudors.

Our last name is Marks and before we had kids, Ant wanted to name one of our kids Skid.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I was reading a thread on fark (bleh) about people with really cool, funny, kick-ass or wierd names. Some of them crack me up, and some of them just blow me away. Apparantly, some parents can be really cruel or stupid when naming their kids.

For example, I had a friend back in Michigan named Summer Kitchen, and she was a real estate agent. On a little less interesting level, my wife's name is Carrie Maya Schmidt. Her maiden name is Pleasant, and her dad's name is Barry Pleasant.

Anyway, here are some other funny names:

http://www.sullivanandcromwell.com/l...x?attorney=140

http://www.urologyteam.com/our-docto...hard-chopp.htm

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/age...id=AD58-000899


Anyone else have some good ones?

That Gaye Males is brutal

[Critch]

http://iowa.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Pr_Key=38977

[spleen1015]

Crystal Shanda Lear

Graduated HS with this chick.

I forgot, Nimrod Brickhouse was 2 grades below me in HS.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

Precious Goods, I kid you not

Went to high school with a Sadam Hussein

[Toddzilla]

Comedian Ralphie May just named his daughter April June.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Along a similar line, I was always amused by a couple of doctor's offices that were next to each other in a town I used to work in. One had a dentist named "Paine" and the other had a surgeon named "Cutts".

I also knew a pair of cops that often worked cases together. Their names?
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Along a similar line, I was always amused by a couple of doctor's offices that were next to each other in a town I used to work in. One had a dentist named "Paine" and the other had a surgeon named "Cutts".

My dentist when I was in DC was named Dr. Doctors.

[msf518]

A girl I was friends with in high school was named Paige Turner.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Critch

http://iowa.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Pr_Key=38977

Back in the mid nineties there was a guy named David Dick on the UTEP basketball team. He was the proverbial 12th Man, and only ever got off the bench if there was a blowout. The UTEP female fans (yes, my sister included) used to chant, "We want Dick!" when the games started to get out of hand...

And currently, the Miners are recruiting a guy named Chop Tang. I think that's one of the coolest names I've ever heard, though I'm not quite sure why I feel that way...

[Honolulu_Blue]

I met a guy at some oil convention in D.C. many years back named Dick LeCock.

[Neon_Chaos]

Jeez. Dr. Dick Chopps? Man.

[Yossarian]

Not in the same vein, but I love what Penn (of Penn and Teller) named his kid.

Moxie Crime Fighter Jillette. What a name. Moxie Crime Fighter. My guess is that Moxie will probably love her name until early teens, hate until early twenties, then love for life.

Also Kevin Smith named his kid Harley Quinn Smith - after the Batman character.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Yossarian

Not in the same vein, but I love what Penn (of Penn and Teller) named his kid.

Moxie Crime Fighter Jillette. What a name. Moxie Crime Fighter. My guess is that Moxie will probably love her name until early teens, hate until early twenties, then love for life.

Also Kevin Smith named his kid Harley Quinn Smith - after the Batman character.

In a similar vein, didn't Nicolas Cage name his son Kal-el after Superman?

[Daimyo]

The hospital in my hometown as a plaque of past trustees... the first name on the plaque is Harry Dickey.

[st.cronin]

I knew a guy in high school named Justin Case.

[path12]

Dick Trickle. Still my favorite.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by path12

Dick Trickle. Still my favorite.

I bet.

[Izulde]

One of my friends' dad is named C.A. Dickey, Jr.

[Synovia]

One of the past heads of the Olympic Commitee:


Dick Pound.

[JPhillips]

In my hometown there's a Harold Richard Head, but he goes by Harry Dick.

I saw this guy on ABC news and thought it was a fake name, but no there really is a Spanky Assiter.

http://www.assiter.com/

[Fidatelo]

How have we gotten this far without Dick Assman?

[boberot]

There is a woman who was very important to the formation of the agency I work for named, unfortunately, Gay Fish.

On an actually sad note, my mother teaches school in the inner city and dealt wirh one family with very troubled parents who had the audacity to name their son "Mister." Their last name? Rogers.

[SnowMan]

There used to be a local company whose owner's name was Ben Dover. They used to have ads on television and we'd all giggle...a lot.

[heybrad]

Used to work with a guy named Phat Phuc.

[INDalltheway]

Originally Posted by Critch

http://iowa.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Pr_Key=38977

Just interested how you came across him? My dad went to Wabash College which is the rival of the school Spud Dick goes to.

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

That Gaye Males is brutal

*ring*

New Receptonist: "Hello?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm looking for Gaye Males."

New Receptionist: "Um, sir, I think you have the wrong number."

Me: "No, I call this number all the time. I really need to speak with Gaye Males."

New Receptionist: "Sir, this isn't funny."

*click*

[Lathum]

Reds Pitching coach

Dick Pohl

[korme]

Originally Posted by boberot

There is a woman who was very important to the formation of the agency I work for named, unfortunately, Gay Fish.

On an actually sad note, my mother teaches school in the inner city and dealt wirh one family with very troubled parents who had the audacity to name their son "Mister." Their last name? Rogers.

There were two brothers in our football conference named Mister and Sir, so that they would always be treated with respect.

[korme]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Reds Pitching coach

Dick Pohl

It's actually Dick Pole - http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/poledi01.shtml

[Critch]

Originally Posted by INDalltheway

Just interested how you came across him? My dad went to Wabash College which is the rival of the school Spud Dick goes to.

His name turned up on a Scottish soccer board so that we could all laugh at it. Not sure where the link originally came from. No connection to his school.

[bhlloy]

My mother-in-law's best friend is called Augusta Wind. I would sue my parents for that.

[Lorena]

Our mayor's name is Will Wynn.

[Ironhead]

Harry Katz
Rich Hooker

[Suburban Rhythm]

My first job out of school, one the the 401k plans we handled-

Harry Knobb Inc.

Also, this one I could not make up any better.
While in HS, started working at one of the local grocery stores. Toward the end of my time there is when credit card machines at the register became prevelant. Asian guy comes through my line, wants to use his credit card. So, you know the drill, supposed to verify names and signatures, etc etc.

The thermal paper spits out the total, the ************1234, and his name-
FUK YU

I about lost it.

[Crim]

McLovin.

[stevew]

Rusty Kuntz

[Terps]

There was a girl I went to high school with named Jenn Attalia.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by boberot

There is a woman who was very important to the formation of the agency I work for named, unfortunately, Gay Fish.

On an actually sad note, my mother teaches school in the inner city and dealt wirh one family with very troubled parents who had the audacity to name their son "Mister." Their last name? Rogers.

Played B-Ball vs a guy named Mister Pitts.

[k0ruptr]

My name is Caylan Nicoll

a certain porn star has the same name, but umm different spelling, does that count as cool?

[stevew]

dola,
Just sold a TV to a guy named Robert Roberts.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Back in the mid nineties there was a guy named David Dick on the UTEP basketball team. He was the proverbial 12th Man, and only ever got off the bench if there was a blowout. The UTEP female fans (yes, my sister included) used to chant, "We want Dick!" when the games started to get out of hand...

And currently, the Miners are recruiting a guy named Chop Tang. I think that's one of the coolest names I've ever heard, though I'm not quite sure why I feel that way...

Hopefully, the girls will start chanting "We Want 'Tang!"

[Oilers9911]

I remember once during the Olympics Dick Pound, who is Canadian, was being interviewed by a fairly well known tv personality up here. His name is Rod Black. Someone noted that Dick Pound and Rod Black sounded like a bad porno movie. Oh, and I came across a name at work one day, Pamela Grabb-Cox.

[Icy]

There are a lot of Spanish weird names+surnames but a translation won't be half as fun.

For example (note that in Spain we have two surnames, one from the father and another from the mother as women here do not take the husband surname when married):

The dad had as surname "Fuertes"
The mum had as surname "De Barriga"
They named their daughter "Dolores" and she ended named "Dolores Fuertes de Barriga" that means "Strong pain in the stomach". I can't imagine the school days of that girl and the fun all the cruel kids had about her name.

To avoid that, a few years ago the Spanish government issued a new law that prohibits any kind of fun name+surname combination that could hurt the kid.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Terps

There was a girl I went to high school with named Jenn Attalia.

That is cruel.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by stevew

dola,
Just sold a TV to a guy named Robert Roberts.

My uncle's name is Enrique Enriquez.

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Hopefully, the girls will start chanting "We Want 'Tang!"

LOL, I thought the same thing

[Lorena]

And who can forget Jack Schitt:

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.


The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.