It's snowing in my office

Pumpy Tudors · 11-05-2007, 08:40 AM

I seem to have an extraordinary amount of dandruff this morning. I mean, it's unreal. If I brush off my head, it looks like a blizzard around me. I don't know what the problem is this morning, but it's actually amusing me a great deal, and now I'm sharing this nastiness with you. If you have a problem with that, be thankful that I'm not talking about ants in a sock, a burning anus, or an accountant.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-05-2007, 08:43 AM

You should be ashamed of yourself, bumping the poor NFL thread down like that.

Shame on you Pumpy, shame on you.

Dr. Sak · 11-05-2007, 08:58 AM

Maybe you should set up a meeting to discuss it with everyone in your office...

JonInMiddleGA · 11-05-2007, 09:07 AM

At least find a sub-forum to post this in.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-05-2007, 09:08 AM

I think I should just have my own sub-forum here. I know most of you guys wouldn't want to admit it, but if I had my own sub-forum, it'd get the most traffic on FOFC. Oh, yes, it would.

st.cronin · 11-05-2007, 09:10 AM

Sir Fozzie wouldn't ever visit it. He doesn't do the "sub"-forum thing.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-05-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Sir Fozzie wouldn't ever visit it. He doesn't do the "sub"-forum thing.

ICE COLD

cartman · 11-05-2007, 09:14 AM

WHITE FLAKES COMING OFF A BLACK MAN IS UNNATURAL!!!

ISiddiqui · 11-05-2007, 09:29 AM

PUMPY, STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD!!

rkmsuf · 11-05-2007, 09:39 AM

OldGiants · 11-05-2007, 10:44 AM

Is it going up your nose?

Pumpy Tudors · 11-05-2007, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldGiants

Is it going up your nose?

Actually, it is, and I had a massive sneezing fit about 20 minutes ago.

Izulde · 11-05-2007, 11:12 AM

Winnie Cooper made an awesome 10 second cameo as the snow fairy in that one episode of The Wonder Years.

gkb · 11-06-2007, 01:32 PM

Here you go Pumpy...

Link

Genetic breakthrough could give dandruff the brush-off, claim scientists
By DAVID DERBYSHIRE

They have cracked the genetic code of humans, cats, dogs and chimps. Now, scientists reveal today they have solved the secrets of dandruff.

A team of researchers has decoded the complete DNA of a natural fungus to blame for most cases of the flaky skin condition.

The findings could lead to more effective shampoos, lotions and medicines for a problem affecting more than half the population.

rkmsuf · 11-06-2007, 01:35 PM

dandruff affects more than half the population? no way.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-06-2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gkb

Here you go Pumpy...

Link

Genetic breakthrough could give dandruff the brush-off, claim scientists
By DAVID DERBYSHIRE

They have cracked the genetic code of humans, cats, dogs and chimps. Now, scientists reveal today they have solved the secrets of dandruff.

A team of researchers has decoded the complete DNA of a natural fungus to blame for most cases of the flaky skin condition.

The findings could lead to more effective shampoos, lotions and medicines for a problem affecting more than half the population.

My dandruff isn't quite so bad today, but I am encouraged by these findings.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dandruff affects more than half the population? no way.

Pumpy Tudors affects more than half the population.

Passacaglia · 11-06-2007, 03:54 PM

At least it's not raining in Pacman Jones's office.

Chief Rum · 11-07-2007, 01:18 AM

I totally had a Weird Science moment when I saw this thread.

Cringer · 12-13-2007, 02:57 AM

I want an update on the dandruff Pumpy.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer

I want an update on the dandruff Pumpy.

If yesterday morning was any indication, my dandruff was spread from western Pennsylvania to central Pennsylvania, and it was frozen solid. Thanks for looking out!

bbor · 12-17-2007, 10:45 AM

My head is itchy now.

11-05-2007, 08:43 AM	#2
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	You should be ashamed of yourself, bumping the poor NFL thread down like that. Shame on you Pumpy, shame on you. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-05-2007, 09:07 AM	#4
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	At least find a sub-forum to post this in. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-05-2007, 09:08 AM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think I should just have my own sub-forum here. I know most of you guys wouldn't want to admit it, but if I had my own sub-forum, it'd get the most traffic on FOFC. Oh, yes, it would. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-05-2007, 09:10 AM	#6
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Sir Fozzie wouldn't ever visit it. He doesn't do the "sub"-forum thing. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

11-05-2007, 09:14 AM	#8
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	WHITE FLAKES COMING OFF A BLACK MAN IS UNNATURAL!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-05-2007, 08:58 AM	#3
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Maybe you should set up a meeting to discuss it with everyone in your office...

11-05-2007, 09:29 AM	#9
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	PUMPY, STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD!! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

11-05-2007, 09:39 AM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	bump __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-05-2007, 10:44 AM	#11
OldGiants College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Location, Location, Location	Is it going up your nose? __________________ "The case of Great Britain is the most astonishing in this matter of inequality of rights in world soccer championships. The way they explained it to me as a child, God is one but He's three: Father, Son and Holy Ghost. I could never understand it. And I still don't understand why Great Britain is one but she's four....while [others] continue to be no more than one despite the diverse nationalities that make them up." Eduardo Galeano, SOCCER IN SUN AND SHADOW

11-05-2007, 11:12 AM	#13
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Winnie Cooper made an awesome 10 second cameo as the snow fairy in that one episode of The Wonder Years. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

11-06-2007, 01:32 PM	#14
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Here you go Pumpy... Link Genetic breakthrough could give dandruff the brush-off, claim scientists By DAVID DERBYSHIRE They have cracked the genetic code of humans, cats, dogs and chimps. Now, scientists reveal today they have solved the secrets of dandruff. A team of researchers has decoded the complete DNA of a natural fungus to blame for most cases of the flaky skin condition. The findings could lead to more effective shampoos, lotions and medicines for a problem affecting more than half the population. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

11-06-2007, 01:35 PM	#15
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	dandruff affects more than half the population? no way. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-06-2007, 03:54 PM	#17
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	At least it's not raining in Pacman Jones's office.

11-07-2007, 01:18 AM	#18
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I totally had a Weird Science moment when I saw this thread. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

12-13-2007, 02:57 AM	#19
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I want an update on the dandruff Pumpy. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-17-2007, 10:45 AM	#21
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	My head is itchy now. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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