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Michael Vick has ties to Al-Qaeda
I believe this story to be absolutely 100% true.
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08-15-2007, 11:58 AM | #2 |
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hmm
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08-15-2007, 12:00 PM | #3 |
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wow, Vick would have been better off if he opened a dry cleaners and simply lost a pair of pants.
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08-15-2007, 12:03 PM | #4 |
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Wouldn't 63,000,000,000 Billion Dollars actually be $63,000,000,000,000,000,000???
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08-15-2007, 12:04 PM | #5 |
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this story is ridiculous...What would two pit bulls on ebay buy - sliver of a spec on a missile
Bashing Vick is one thing, which I have done, but this kind of thing makes me dislike our legal system. |
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08-15-2007, 12:08 PM | #7 |
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Dr. Evil approves of the suggested amount.
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08-15-2007, 12:15 PM | #8 |
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I think this is the result of the "legal libraries" prisons have. Prisoners have access to fill-in-the blank legal forms and the prisons will route them to be filed, no lawyer required.
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08-15-2007, 12:16 PM | #9 |
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That's dumb. They're criminals. They should be locked away with no privileges.
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08-15-2007, 12:19 PM | #11 |
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Imagine if they made missiles that were packed with pitbulls.
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08-15-2007, 12:21 PM | #12 |
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It is very sad that this even made its way to a new outlet. Do they really think there is a story here? Even for Fox news this is pretty crappy.
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08-15-2007, 12:22 PM | #13 |
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And the pitbulls had bees in their mouths, so that when they barked, bees would fly out.
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08-15-2007, 12:24 PM | #14 |
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I was expecting this to be a story from The Onion
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08-15-2007, 12:24 PM | #15 |
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This was reported at AJC.com weeks ago. http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sp...rite_0727.html And Sportsdigs had it first.
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08-15-2007, 12:30 PM | #17 |
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Those have issues with their asses blowin'
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08-15-2007, 01:56 PM | #20 |
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Hey, if you were stuck in prison with sweet FA to do, wouldn't you relish the opportunity to do ANYTHING different?
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08-15-2007, 02:03 PM | #21 |
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Come on now, The Onion has more believable stories.
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Michael Vick is incapable of hitting a target with a thrown football, how's he going to hit anything with a missile?
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It's a smart missle. He doesn't actually have to aim.
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He hits his opponents fairly well. That will come in handy when firing missiles.
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08-15-2007, 11:23 PM | #25 |
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How much you wanna bet Michael Vick could throw a Pitbull over them Mountains!!
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It's not like it was "front page". Any media outlet is full of these kind of filler stories. You may want to cover up a bit, your bias is showing. |
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I actually think he would get less play on CNN if he really did have ties to AlQeada, because it appears to be strictly against policy to report real news anymore.
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08-16-2007, 07:17 PM | #33 |
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If you're bored, google this guy's name. Well, maybe don't "google" it, as "google.com" is the defendant in one of his suits. As is Lambeau field, Larry King Live, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party and the Lincoln Memorial. Can't say I wouldn't do the same if I were in prison.
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now this guy is trying to get money from Bud Selig, Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron's bat...yes from a bat.
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Not odd, I have a suit pending against Sasha Cohens underwear for causing me to miss time at work.
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