My dog just ate 5 $100 bills

st.cronin · 07-17-2007, 10:59 PM

I'm about to go Mike Vick on his ass.

MrBug708 · 07-17-2007, 11:02 PM

Don't worry, nature will take it's course

Lathum · 07-17-2007, 11:03 PM

Saldana's dog ate $40 of mine once.

jbmagic · 07-17-2007, 11:05 PM

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump.

Lathum · 07-17-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump.

you should work in an arcade

Mustang · 07-17-2007, 11:30 PM

Have your dog crap in Macroguru's yard.

spleen1015 · 07-17-2007, 11:44 PM

WTF? How can your dog even get to 5 $100 bills?

My boss came to work a few weeks ago with prescription sunglasses on.

"Dude, where are your glasses?"

"My new rot/german shepard puppy ate them."

"What?"

"Yeah, the little bitch ate the lenses. Ate the frames. Gone."

"How do you know?"

"You gotta check the poop, man."

"You checked the poop?"

"Yeah."

"Holy shit!"

"More like glassy shit."

WTF?

EagleFan · 07-18-2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Don't worry, nature will take it's course

It's going to suck to be the teller (or cashier) he goes to after that...

JonInMiddleGA · 07-18-2007, 12:27 AM

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

st.cronin · 07-18-2007, 01:09 AM

They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-18-2007, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up.

Do tell!

JeeberD · 07-18-2007, 06:54 AM

I'm guessing...

Ksyrup · 07-18-2007, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Do tell!

He needs a new debit card now.

stevew · 07-18-2007, 07:14 AM

well, that validates the theory that most 100's are in contact with blood, feces, or drugs, anyways.

Draft Dodger · 07-18-2007, 09:06 AM

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

Eaglesfan27 · 07-18-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

That was my first thought as well.

Warhammer · 07-18-2007, 03:48 PM

What are the serial numbers on those bills?

st.cronin · 07-18-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm guessing...

Actually, I went the other way.

Toddzilla · 07-18-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump.

BDK Approves

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-18-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Actually, I went the other way.

Ipecac?

Richard Weed · 07-18-2007, 06:55 PM

If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back.

Karlifornia · 07-18-2007, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Weed

If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back.

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?

path12 · 07-18-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?

At this point I'm afraid to find out what my upper limit would be to save my dog. It's definitely over $500 though.

st.cronin · 07-18-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

At this point I'm afraid to find out what my upper limit would be to save my dog. It's definitely over $500 though.

+1

Karlifornia · 07-18-2007, 07:53 PM

I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender

Richard Weed · 07-18-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?

Good point.

wade moore · 07-18-2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender

Even if you try to spin your insensitive comment like that, you're still completely wrong as $500 is actually very inexpensive for a dog from a breeder.

JeeberD · 07-18-2007, 09:36 PM

And wade knows all about dog breeding, doesn't he?

Karlifornia · 07-18-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

Even if you try to spin your insensitive comment like that, you're still completely wrong as $500 is actually very inexpensive for a dog from a breeder.

Ok, I love dogs....I've had dogs all my life....Would I pay $500 for an operation to save a dog's life? Yes. I read the paper...I know that many purebreds go for thousands of dollars....but why? So people can show it off like a fucking status-symbol BMW? What does the dog do? I mean, are these people herding sheep or detecting drugs or bombs at airports? These dogs aren't worth this ridiculous prices. And people keep on paying $1500 for an English Bulldog that is so inbred it can't even stand up or breathe.

Companionship? You can get a dog that will you love you just as much for basically nothing from the pound.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-18-2007, 11:11 PM

As to how much a dog is worth... It all depends. $500 to save his life and he'll be fine and run and play and live a long life? Ok. $500 to save his life so he can lie around for six months and then die? Nope. Save another one from the pound.

Mustang · 07-19-2007, 09:48 AM

Wonder what the line is by just giving your story on FOFC and having it on CNN.

hxxp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/07/19/nelson.mn.dog.eats.cash.kare

Ksyrup · 07-19-2007, 09:51 AM

Yeah, I just saw that link. I hate those video stories so I didn't click on it. Pretty funny, though.

vex · 07-19-2007, 12:14 PM

Just saw that on MSNBC.

Toddiec · 07-19-2007, 01:12 PM

This made the local news here on Channel 9 in the KC area this morning.

sterlingice · 07-20-2007, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course

.

SI

SnDvls · 07-20-2007, 02:15 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070720/...vqiO.CqRYDW7oF

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Family searches feces of cash-eating dog

MENOMONIE, Wis. - Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.

"This is probably the worst," Hulleman said Thursday, recalling how she poked through vomit and dog piles left in the yard to recover the cash.

Hulleman had asked her mother in Oakdale, Minn., to take care of Pepper and Zach, the family's other dog last month while she and husband went on vacation.

Pepper, an 8-year-old black Labrador-German shorthair, got into a purse belonging to her mother's friend and chewed the cash from an envelope.

Hulleman's mother recovered some of the money that Pepper spit out, thinking she had it all. But when Hulleman returned from the trip and went to clean up her dogs' mess outside, she noticed a $50 bill hanging from one pile.

The chore of sorting through dog feces netted about $400, the 50-year-old dog lover said. Between that and other bills that Pepper had either vomited or simply chewed on, the family recovered $647.

"We have a $100 bill that can't be recovered because you need three-fourths of a bill and it is only half of a bill," Hulleman said.

The family swapped the soiled money for fresh currency at a bank.

"It wasn't that bad. I soaked it and strained it and rinsed it. I just kept rinsing it and rinsing it. I had rubber gloves on of course," Hulleman said.

"Everyone said, 'I can't believe you did that.' Well, for $400, yeah, I would do that," she said.

07-17-2007, 11:30 PM	#6
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07-18-2007, 12:27 AM	#9
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07-18-2007, 01:09 AM	#10
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

07-18-2007, 06:54 AM	#12
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07-18-2007, 09:06 AM	#15
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07-17-2007, 11:02 PM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Don't worry, nature will take it's course

07-17-2007, 11:03 PM	#3
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Saldana's dog ate $40 of mine once.

07-17-2007, 11:05 PM	#4
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump.

07-17-2007, 11:44 PM	#7
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	WTF? How can your dog even get to 5 $100 bills? My boss came to work a few weeks ago with prescription sunglasses on. "Dude, where are your glasses?" "My new rot/german shepard puppy ate them." "What?" "Yeah, the little bitch ate the lenses. Ate the frames. Gone." "How do you know?" "You gotta check the poop, man." "You checked the poop?" "Yeah." "Holy shit!" "More like glassy shit." WTF?

07-18-2007, 07:14 AM	#14
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	well, that validates the theory that most 100's are in contact with blood, feces, or drugs, anyways.

07-18-2007, 03:48 PM	#17
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	What are the serial numbers on those bills?

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Richard Weed H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: May 2007	If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back. __________________ I'm tired of taking names and kicking ass...I'm just gonna kick some ass.

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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07-18-2007, 11:11 PM	#30
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	As to how much a dog is worth... It all depends. $500 to save his life and he'll be fine and run and play and live a long life? Ok. $500 to save his life so he can lie around for six months and then die? Nope. Save another one from the pound.

07-19-2007, 09:48 AM	#31
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Wonder what the line is by just giving your story on FOFC and having it on CNN. hxxp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/07/19/nelson.mn.dog.eats.cash.kare __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

07-19-2007, 09:51 AM	#32
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07-19-2007, 12:14 PM	#33
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Just saw that on MSNBC.

07-19-2007, 01:12 PM	#34
Toddiec Mascot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas City, Kansas	This made the local news here on Channel 9 in the KC area this morning.

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