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05-23-2007, 12:21 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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"Short" Man Bites Wife's Lip Off
...the bottom lip, of course.
  Police: Wife loses lip after calling man short POSTED: 9:18 a.m. EDT, May 23, 2007 SAN MATEO, California (AP) -- A man accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip after she called him short has rejected a plea offer and will stand trial next month, prosecutors said. Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats. Nzerem told police he was provoked by his wife attacking him first and calling him a short man, according to the district attorney's office. Police said Nzerem shoved aside his 16-year-old daughter when she tried to intervene in the argument. He then allegedly grabbed his wife in a bear hug and bit off her lip. Police recovered the lip from the floor but doctors were unable to reattach it. Nzerem's wife said authorities have exaggerated the extent of her injuries. Nzerem also is facing misdemeanor charges of child endangerment and violating a court order, said Steve Wagstaffe, chief deputy district attorney for San Mateo County. Nzerem is free in lieu of $500,000 bail, and his trial is scheduled to begin in June.
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05-23-2007, 12:22 PM
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He's charged with mayhem.
LOL.
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05-23-2007, 03:38 PM
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Felony mayhem. He'll plea that down to misdemeanor riotous confusion. |
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05-23-2007, 03:42 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Is this guy a Bengals' LB?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-23-2007 at 03:42 PM. |
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05-23-2007, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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I was expecting something totally different when you pointed out the "bottom lip."
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05-23-2007, 04:07 PM
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Yeah I felt like he was exaggerating the extent of her injuries with that. |
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