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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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great piece of spam
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You had me at "I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog."
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05-22-2007, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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I don't get it.
How is he going to eat his dog after he has already killed himself?
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05-22-2007, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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That's the beauty of it - IF those prices are bad, he is willing to die, return to life, and then eat his faithful hound.
I don't know about you, but with a garauntee like that, I'll be shopping Front Electric in Hong Kong for all my viagra needs!
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05-22-2007, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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So.... don't leave us in suspense!
Did you call him at 1-800 or not? |
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05-22-2007, 01:33 AM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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I keep calling 1-800-if-its-wrong.. and getting no answer!!!!
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05-22-2007, 05:57 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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personally, I prefer the spam mail telling me that a hitman will kill me if I don't pay $50,000.
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05-22-2007, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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I got that one yesterday, too. It made me laugh.
Hey, if you're going to send me spam, at least be funny. |
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05-22-2007, 09:40 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I did a snopes check for this and didn't find it, so it appears to be legit.
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05-22-2007, 09:45 AM
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(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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No silly, he is going to do both at the same time. But what do they mean by prices being bad? Are the prices committing crimes? I just got a hot stock tip in my inbox from someone I don't even know, if anyone is interested.......
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05-22-2007, 10:29 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Back in Norway
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No way Michael Vick is not connected to this story. I see a suspension coming for breaking the leagues “dog-eating” policy.
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05-22-2007, 10:34 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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I thought we were supposed to start calling the guy 1-800, like it's his new name.
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05-22-2007, 11:00 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I guess that is what viagra is all about...
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05-22-2007, 11:27 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Well, slap my ass and call me 1-800...
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05-23-2007, 10:26 AM
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Norm!!!
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Manassas, VA
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Hello, how are you? I wish to take the first step for acquaintance to you. I have addressed for the help in
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05-23-2007, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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You need to respond with "show me your tits".
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