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Old 05-17-2007, 01:27 PM   #1
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It's not everyday you meet the greatest catcher of all time

I work at a country club in Cincinnati bartending and serving. The club is very upsacle and has several well known members. Well today I look up and Johny Bench was standing there.

He was a guest of a member and having lunch. I didn't want to bother him but when he went to the restroom I said hello to him and told him Piazza has nothing on him. He got a kick out of that, it was pretty awesome.

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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So how did you meet Carlton Fisk?
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:40 PM   #3
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So how did you meet Carlton Fisk?

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:42 PM   #4
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Did you ask if a batter ever farted in his face?
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:44 PM   #5
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Lay off the crack, son.

He lives in New Mexico, so it's likely not crack. Peyote is a much more likely situation.
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:45 PM   #6
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I work at a country club in Cincinnati bartending and serving. The club is very upsacle and has several well known members. Well today I look up and Johny Bench was standing there.

He was a guest of a member and having lunch. I didn't want to bother him but when he went to the restroom I said hello to him and told him Piazza has nothing on him. He got a kick out of that, it was pretty awesome.

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Old 05-17-2007, 01:47 PM   #7
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Cool story, Lathum, but where's the part where you met Tom Pagnozzi?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:02 PM   #8
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Man, if only I could meet Randy Knorr.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:03 PM   #9
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Man, if only I could meet Randy Knorr.

and follow him into the bathroom
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:30 PM   #10
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Wow, what an interesting life you lead!
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:31 PM   #11
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:31 PM   #12
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Wow, what an interesting life you lead!

Listen asshole, it was Johnny Bench. Their eyes may have met for a brief second.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:33 PM   #13
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Did he wash his hands?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:34 PM   #14
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Wow, what an interesting life you lead!

I guess we can't all spend our time being douchebag trolls.

I thought it was interesting and imagine the ignorance of me to post it on an internet message board dedicated to sports sims.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:35 PM   #15
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The ghost of Josh Gibson?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:35 PM   #16
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Did he wash his hands?

I didn't actualy follow him into the bathroom...
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:42 PM   #17
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Yogi Berra?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:44 PM   #18
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So how did you meet Ivan Rodriguez?

Yeah, I think that'd be awesome meeting Pudge.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:47 PM   #19
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Sardina isn't even mentioned in this thread, and we're still going all Saltoona on Lathum.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:52 PM   #20
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I guess we can't all spend our time being douchebag trolls.

I thought it was interesting and imagine the ignorance of me to post it on an internet message board dedicated to sports sims.
You shouldn't take yourself so seriously. Really.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:57 PM   #21
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You shouldn't take yourself so seriously. Really.

Please, educate me on how I am taking myself to seriously?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:58 PM   #22
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wait. I sense something witty and funny coming from Subby in

3.

2.

1......
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:59 PM   #23
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I think it's funny when people go DEFCON-69 at the faintest slight.

I'm sorry my teasing you was getting in the way of your kickass story!
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:59 PM   #24
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You did not meet Sal Fasano.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:00 PM   #25
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I didn't know Bruce Benedict lived in Cincinnatti these days.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:00 PM   #26
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I think it's funny when people go DEFCON-69 at the faintest slight.

You rang?
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:01 PM   #27
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And there it is.

Maybe I should tell a "kickass" story about how cool it is to eat at Outback every week.

Awesome.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:02 PM   #28
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I think it's funny when people go DEFCON-69 at the faintest slight.

That's nothing. I go DEFCON-Eleventy Billion.

I would have shredded your polos, and ate your parakeet.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:02 PM   #29
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And there it is.

Maybe I should tell a "kickass" story about how cool it is to eat at Outback every week.

Awesome.

It's not every day Subby eats at Outback, you know.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:03 PM   #30
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And there it is.

Maybe I should tell a "kickass" story about how cool it is to eat at Outback every week.

Awesome.
You eat at Outback every week? You are my fucking hero!
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:04 PM   #31
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:05 PM   #32
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I thougt it was interesting.

Thank you Subby for being the troll you are and for baiting me.

I apologize to those who lost posts but I will be deleting this thread shortly, I'm sorry I lead such a boring life and am not as cool as Subby.
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:08 PM   #33
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I thougt it was interesting.

Thank you Subby for being the troll you are and for baiting me.

I apologize to those who lost posts but I will be deleting this thread shortly, I'm sorry I lead such a boring life and am not as cool as Subby.
Oh come on now. I hear you are good at Werewolf!
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:09 PM   #34
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I thougt it was interesting.

Thank you Subby for being the troll you are and for baiting me.

I apologize to those who lost posts but I will be deleting this thread shortly, I'm sorry I lead such a boring life and am not as cool as Subby.

Come on man. I'm not even this big of a spazz.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:08 AM   #35
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You met Johnny FUCKIN Bench?? Color me jealous Lathum. I was just at the Reds Hall of Fame the other day, boy is that sweet. That'd be awesome to meet any of the BRM.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:10 AM   #36
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:12 AM   #37
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You should've swung at his groin and yelled "CUP CHECK!" really loudly.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:13 AM   #38
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:15 AM   #39
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Wow, it's like a hardcore Schmidty!
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:17 AM   #40
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It's ALIVE!

Subby and I had make up sex


err, I mean it's all good.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:17 AM   #41
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You should've swung at his groin and yelled "CUP CHECK!" really loudly.

I didn't know the Lakers GM was gay...?
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:21 AM   #42
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You met Johnny FUCKIN Bench?? Color me jealous Lathum. I was just at the Reds Hall of Fame the other day, boy is that sweet. That'd be awesome to meet any of the BRM.


3 more post to 10K. Use them... wisely.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:22 AM   #43
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:25 AM   #44
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:28 AM   #45
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I didn't know the Lakers GM was gay...?

I'm not trying to be rude...but that was a reach.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:29 AM   #46
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I'm not trying to be rude...but that was a reach.

That's how I read it.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:33 AM   #47
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That's how I read it.

heh
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:49 AM   #48
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how pathetic is the delete/undelete move. stick you your convictions!

although I'm sure subby is quite charming.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:44 AM   #50
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This thread is sickeningly touchy-feely now...
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