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Old 02-26-2003, 01:15 PM   #1
vex
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Smile 1000 Posts!!!

Ok, now where are the strippers???

Or do I get the consolation prize? Subby in a thong?

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Old 02-26-2003, 01:16 PM   #2
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All out of strippers. We do have some midgets around here that we can send...
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Old 02-26-2003, 02:20 PM   #3
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or some resident aliens.....

congrats!!! it's like scoring your 1,000th goal in hockey and or your 1,000th hit in baseball or rushing for 1,000 yards in football or 1,000th point in basketball!!

Just great, just great!! Your jersey should be hung in the FOFC rafters.

Whoo Hoo!
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Old 02-26-2003, 02:23 PM   #4
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Re: 1000 Posts!!!

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Originally posted by vexroid
Ok, now where are the strippers???

Or do I get the consolation prize? Subby in a thong?



Who are you again?
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Old 02-26-2003, 02:23 PM   #5
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congrats!!! it's like scoring your 1,000th goal in hockey and or your 1,000th hit in baseball or rushing for 1,000 yards in football or 1,000th point in basketball!!


It's not anything like that...I didn't hear of anyone doing the above receiving a visit from an alien, stripper or Subby look-alike...
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Old 02-26-2003, 02:53 PM   #6
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I'm sure for the thousandth goal someone might get a stripper.

I don't know, I think it would be kind of nice to have a midget or two running around the house.
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Old 02-26-2003, 02:59 PM   #7
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Hey, let keep post counts quiet for a while. Don't want to give the "let's eliminate post count" faction any momentum.

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Old 02-26-2003, 09:07 PM   #8
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When I come to visit you sporting my Rick James wig and Milton Berle-replica stunt dick, the word "consolation" will be quickly replaced in your mind by the phrase "major award winner."
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:21 PM   #9
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Way to go Vexroid!!
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:23 PM   #10
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Congrats!
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:30 PM   #11
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qwikshot is the bar for which i keep jumping and falling short.... sigh
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Old 02-26-2003, 10:31 PM   #12
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qwikshot is the bar for which i keep jumping and falling short.... sigh


I've been slowing down recently McSweeny, but you have plenty of time to catch me, or surpass me...you have to pace yourself.
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