Brady 2(?), Manning 0

[Easy Mac]

Children that is

Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady have been broken up for a while, but a few months ago, she gave him time to set up in the pocket, and he delivered. Moynahan is pregnant, and the baby, according to various reports, is Tom Brady's. The fetus has already been offered several scholarships. I don't know that Tom will be particularly thrilled with the news. He may not consider Bridget his intended receiver. Tom has been dating supermodel Giselle Bundchen for a while now, and now will have to deal with baby mama drama.
Fortunately, Tom Brady isn't the only NFL quarterback out there Kemping ladies up. He can always turn to Matt Leinart for advice on pretending to be happy about pregnancies that you probably wish never happened. You wouldn't think that Brady, at this stage of his career, would be turning to the young Leinart for help, but Leinart's so mature for his age.

[sabotai]

And Tom Brady's salary has instantly been cut in half.

[Easy Mac]

I don't see Bridget Moynihan being the alimony type of woman. She's like the C-List Kate Beckinsale.

[Maple Leafs]

So wait, he's actually straight?

[DaddyTorgo]

god, some of the posts on the patsfans.com messageboard are RIDICULOUSLY critical.

can't everyone just say "congrats" to the two of them and the baby and move on, and stop worrying about what role he'll play in the baby's life, or how this reflects on him?

[14ers]

Shouldn't this be a point for Manning?


Having a Bastard child is nothing to brag about. Brady looking a little more White Trash with this move.

[Danny]

Do not underestimate the power of the imagination. And the memory of taking 60 snaps a game from Mr. Dan Koppen is some strong material to work with.

[Easy Mac]

Originally Posted by 14ers

Shouldn't this be a point for Manning?


Having a Bastard child is nothing to brag about. Brady looking a little more White Trash with this move.

Sleeping with Giselle Bundchen and impregnating Bridget Moynihan is definitely a plus.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by 14ers

Shouldn't this be a point for Manning?


Having a Bastard child is nothing to brag about. Brady looking a little more White Trash with this move.

and let the mudslinging begin here.

god people, it's his personal choice. if he wants to do it, he has every right to, and every right to brag about it if he wants.

and you have every right in return, to think/say what you want about him (as long as it doesn't veer into libel that is actioned on of course).

but i don't think we need every single member of the board to weigh in with "i approve" or "i disapprove" because in the end the decision belongs to Tom and Bridget, and nothing that anyone else does/says matters

[jeff061]

Only white trash and sinners have sex before they are married. Especially with total hotties. He's going to hell.

[Easy Mac]

someone is upset he wasn't knocked up... i had st. cronin in the pool

[molson]

Originally Posted by 14ers

Shouldn't this be a point for Manning?

Having a Bastard child is nothing to brag about. Brady looking a little more White Trash with this move.

When Pats hate extends to somebody's personal life, you are at the point when you need help.

It's not like this kid's going end up the responsibility of the State.

[EagleFan]

Manning will never catch Brady, his constant audibling kills the mood in the bedroom.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by 14ers

Shouldn't this be a point for Manning?

Having a Bastard child is nothing to brag about. Brady looking a little more White Trash with this move.

White trash would be not supporting the kid, not spending time with it, pretending it doesn't exist.

I know you have been busy hanging out on the internet and being interesting, but did Brady call you and tell you this was his intention?

[miami_fan]

Calling Tim Hardaway for a moral commentary on this situation.

[RedKingGold]

Thanks for making me waste a post in this thread.

[dime]

it is actually vinatieri who got the job done at the end...but as usual, brady gets all the credit.

[Swaggs]

Originally Posted by dime

it is actually vinatieri who got the job done at the end...but as usual, brady gets all the credit.

He just better not forget to thank his o-line.

[Noop]

Why hate the guy for having a kid? I hope he is involved in his kids life if not atleast the kid will have money.

[kurtism]

Originally Posted by Swaggs

He just better not forget to thank his o-line.

Apparently, the five layers of Visa protection weren't enough...

[dime]

Originally Posted by Noop

Why hate the guy for having a kid? I hope he is involved in his kids life if not atleast the kid will have money.

not his fault, but the media has mandated him "classy" for years now, without any real justification. this event suggests he isn't the prince he's been marketed as.

[Easy Mac]

I heard he didn't shake Manning's hand afterwards.

And how classy can you be when your ex is Tara Reid?

[jeff061]

Originally Posted by dime

not his fault, but the media has mandated him "classy" for years now, without any real justification. this event suggests he isn't the prince he's been marketed as.

He upgraded Bridgette Moynahan. Kid or no kid. Now I feel kind of sad and pathetic, defending whether or not he's a prince .

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by dime

not his fault, but the media has mandated him "classy" for years now, without any real justification. this event suggests he isn't the prince he's been marketed as.

I'm sorry. Getting someone pregnant isn't classy? It's obviously an accident. And I doubt he knew before they called it quits. So you're definition of classless is basically having premarital sex with someone. That makes no sense. He may end up being a great father, but I guess he's classless for becoming one. This is such a non-story sportswise.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by kurtism

Apparently, the five layers of Visa protection weren't enough...

Nice one.

[dime]

it's irresponsible. is that so hard to understand? lots of people have premarital sex, but they are responsible enough to take the simple precautions necessary that can prevent having a child.

do I really need to explain the logic here? I know you are probably a patriots fan, but there isn't really anything to defend here.

[jeff061]

You are just drawing some real odd parallels. Colts fan maybe?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by dime

it's irresponsible. is that so hard to understand? lots of people have premarital sex, but they are responsible enough to take the simple precautions necessary that can prevent having a child.

do I really need to explain the logic here? I know you are probably a patriots fan, but there isn't really anything to defend here.

1. Do I really need to explain that precautions don't always work? As a long term couple, odds are she was on birth control. It failed. Either because it just did (it happens) or she didn't take the pills properly, or she didn't take them.

2. Do I really have to expain that they may very well have been trying to have kids and it didn't happen. For whatever reason, they broke up. And then it turns out she finally got pregnant.

The simple fact is you don't have a clue what happened. So calling him irresponsible is in fact, irresponsible. Your argument only has a hope if they weren't a long term couple (ie. one night stand, cheating on a spouse), but as a long term couple, I can't see how would could possibly call getting your partner of three years pregnant as irresponsible or classless.

You're probably not a Patriots, but there really isn't any basis for calling the guy irresponsible, let alone "classless."

[Logan]

Wow, this thread went somewhere quickly.

It also got really disgusting quickly. Get a fucking life, for the people who are judging and bashing without having a clue what happened or how Brady will handle it. Not that's it's any of your business anyway.

[JPhillips]

Getting her pregnant is a lot classier than giving her a facial.

[Easy Mac]

I was just going to say, when I posted this thread, I totally did not expect this tangent.

[Easy Mac]

Originally Posted by JPhillips

Getting her pregnant is a lot classier than giving her a facial.

Unless that's how he got her preggers.

[WVUFAN]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Manning will never catch Brady, his constant audibling kills the mood in the bedroom.

+1 This made me spit out my drink.

[Easy Mac]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41613

[molson]

Originally Posted by dime

not his fault, but the media has mandated him "classy" for years now, without any real justification. this event suggests he isn't the prince he's been marketed as.

I thought I remembered you having some type of unhealthy obsession with the Patriots and Brady, a quick look back at your posts confirmed that and then some. It's fine to hate whoever you want, but it's just hilarious to me that your obsession actually alters your views of things that have nothing to do with football:

"I don't know brady personally, but he certainly comes off as an asshole with quotes like the one I provided above. why did I post it? mostly in response to this. I'm trying to help out the incredulous pats fans see what it's like here on earth with the rest of us."

"chicago/katrina and colts/pats final 4? that is what the NFL and the tv execs have been praying for...I think seattle got hosed by the officiating today, and I think the pats got a lot of penalty yards considering they were holding on almost every play."

"uhh...every big playoff game the pats have ever had (indy, pitt, sd) has several fights, punches thrown and personal fouls. but it's just a coincidence that they are the common team? c'mon. hobbs threw a punch, for crying out loud."

"belicheck is a bully, and he encourages his teams to take on that persona. when the other team doesn't back down, you get games like this. why the patriots never seem to get called for a personal foul is another issue that the NFL and CBS don't want discussed."

" brady played a terrible game, but will be credited with a "comeback playoff victory" yet again."

"harrison has always been a cheap/dirty player...the interesting thing is that when the pats picked him up the media resurrected his image as some sort of ultra-competitive blue collar guy. the league's coaches and players know better."

"I can see why everyone hates peyton manning, I mean he takes himself so seriously, and then he had the audacity to say no one shows any respect for his team...oh wait, that's brady...hmm."

"Elway > Marino > Montana > P. Manning > Brady"

"in the last few years it seems like brady has taken on his coach's sour paranoia and sense of entitlement."

"it looks like tom brady and the pats have gotten the joe montana 49ers/chiefs treatment in terms of OLine holding penalties...no blood, no foul."

[QuikSand]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

but i don't think we need every single member of the board to weigh in with "i approve" or "i disapprove" because in the end the decision belongs to Tom and Bridget, and nothing that anyone else does/says matters

So, uh, you still hang out at message boards? Why?

[Easy Mac]

[dime]

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

You're probably not a Patriots, but there really isn't any basis for calling the guy irresponsible, let alone "classless."

I never said he was classless. If you don't think it's irresponsible to have a child out of wedlock with a woman you're no longer dating, then this discussion is even more pointless than I originally thought.

[dime]

molson:

I am glad you took the time to look through my 163 posts to find the ones about the nfl playoffs and/or the patriots, and repost portions of them completely out of context. I am flattered.

for the record, should I put you down as a fan? or just a stalker?

[molson]

Originally Posted by dime

molson:

I am glad you took the time to look through my 163 posts to find the ones about the nfl playoffs and/or the patriots, and repost portions of them completely out of context. I am flattered.

for the record, should I put you down as a fan? or just a stalker?

I'd say "fan" is fair, in the sense that you amuse me.

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Manning will never catch Brady, his constant audibling kills the mood in the bedroom.

No matter how many times I come back to look at this thread, I have to stop at this post and laugh. Great job EagleFan.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by dime

I never said he was classless. If you don't think it's irresponsible to have a child out of wedlock with a woman you're no longer dating, then this discussion is even more pointless than I originally thought.

This was your quote: "not his fault, but the media has mandated him "classy" for years now, without any real justification. this event suggests he isn't the prince he's been marketed as."

Um, you can mince words however you like it, but that is exactly what you said.

"A child out of wedlock" no matter the circumstances = irresponsible? What frickin' century are you living in? You do know she's 3+ months pregnant and they quit dating less than 3 months ago right? Are you just a frickin' moron?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Originally Posted by dime

molson:

I am glad you took the time to look through my 163 posts to find the ones about the nfl playoffs and/or the patriots, and repost portions of them completely out of context. I am flattered.

for the record, should I put you down as a fan? or just a stalker?

That was pretty good, Molson.

What context could there possibly be that would in any significantly change the meaning of what you said? Let's hear it. We won't because there isn't any. See 'ya.

[flere-imsaho]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Manning will never catch Brady, his constant audibling kills the mood in the bedroom.

You can all stop posting now, because EagleFan won the thread right there.

[cthomer5000]

baby mama drama

[Dutch]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

baby mama drama

But don't blame Obama.

[CraigSca]

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

"A child out of wedlock" no matter the circumstances = irresponsible? What frickin' century are you living in? You do know she's 3+ months pregnant and they quit dating less than 3 months ago right? Are you just a frickin' moron?

Whether she became pregnant before or after they broke up doesn't matter. Having a child out of wedlock puts the child at a disadvantage, no matter what tax bracket the mom or dad is in. Just because it's the fashionable thing to do these days, doesn't mean it's best for the child.

Do you think it's going to matter to the child the next 18 years of his/her life when he/she never has both parents in the home? "Well, at least your parents were DATING when your Mom got knocked up." Woohoo, high five Mom and Dad!

[Fidatelo]

This thread hurts my noggin.

[kurtism]

DJ Gallo in this morning's ESPN Page 2 AM Jump:

Odds on what Tom Brady said upon hearing that Bridget Moynahan is carrying his child:
8 to 1 "And to think that when I came out of college NFL scouts said I was sterile."
7 to 1 "Coach Belichick is listing me being the father as 'questionable.'"
6 to 1 "Sweet. As soon as he learns to walk he'll be my best receiver."
5 to 1 "I hope it has her eyes and my stubble."
4 to 1 "I'm going to name it 'Respector' if it's a boy and 'Respecta' if it's a girl."
3 to 1 "Multiple layers of protection my a--, Visa."
2 to 1 "My sperm may not be flashy, but they get the job done."

[Oilers9911]

1) Brady post appears
2) Brady bashers appear
3) Brady nuthuggers appear
4) Hilarity ensues
5) Rinse, repeat.