Guess the drapes matches the carpet

Mateo · 02-17-2007, 09:10 AM

After checking herself out of rehab and slumming it in coach on an American Airlines flight back to L.A., Britney Spears had something to prove.

As soon as she landed, Brit stopped at a Tarzana salon and asked them to shave her head. When the hairdresser refused, a source says Spears "grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself," reports Us Weekly.

Then she jetted over to Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks, where employee Emily Wynne-Hughes says the singer was agitated and a "nightmare" to deal with. When asked about her new 'do, an exasperated Britney told Hughes, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everyone touching me."

Her two new tattoos -- a black, white and pink cross on her hip and red and pink lips on her wrist -- cost $80. During the one-hour visit, the employee noticed a stain on the singer's white handbag, and Brit explained she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

The employee says it was clear that the fallen pop princess was "on the verge of a nervous
breakdown."

Honolulu_Blue · 02-17-2007, 09:15 AM

She does not look good bald.

Draft Dodger · 02-17-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

She does not look good bald.

above or below the equator

Surtt · 02-17-2007, 12:05 PM

Best title of a tread ever!

Pyser · 02-17-2007, 12:58 PM

i thought it was too cute, personally. bald britney thread reigns supreme!

dj_morton · 02-17-2007, 01:10 PM

Attention Wh*re

Raiders Army · 02-17-2007, 01:17 PM

I don't think any chicks look good bald. Everyone was talking about Sinead O'Conner being hot bald. Whatever. I need some hair to grab onto.

Buccaneer · 02-17-2007, 01:22 PM

So guess the next series of events. Will she check-in and then party hard? Or will she still party hard until forced to check-in? Or will her publicist blame it on a certain medication or allergic reaction?

tucker rocky · 02-17-2007, 01:26 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f9_oaKYFM0c

sabotai · 02-17-2007, 01:27 PM

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The employee says it was clear that the fallen pop princess was "on the verge of a nervous breakdown."

On the verge?

sabotai · 02-17-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think any chicks look good bald. Everyone was talking about Sinead O'Conner being hot bald. Whatever. I need some hair to grab onto.

I knew this asian chick in college who shaved her head. She actually didn't look too bad (not great...but not too bad). She's been the only chick I've known, though, that could pull it off. Most chicks just look really weird bald.

tucker rocky · 02-17-2007, 01:31 PM

In the video I posted, looks like she's wearing a "Star of David".

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-17-2007, 02:37 PM

How long 'til she goes all "Anna Nicole?"

DaddyTorgo · 02-17-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tucker rocky

In the video I posted, looks like she's wearing a "Star of David".

could that be some kabbalah thing?

Honolulu_Blue · 02-17-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think any chicks look good bald.

So very, very wrong...

Easy Mac · 02-17-2007, 03:11 PM

Perhaps she got recarpeted and decided to tear out the drapes.

ctmason · 02-17-2007, 03:24 PM

If you've ever wondered what irrelevancy will do to a person. Take a good look, take a good long look. Damn you K-Fed, damn you to hell....look what you've done.

Easy Mac · 02-17-2007, 03:32 PM

what worse k-fed or crack?

kingfc22 · 02-17-2007, 03:32 PM

And Britney continues to plummet towards Anna Nicole territory.

Easy Mac · 02-17-2007, 03:40 PM

is that you carlos?

ctmason · 02-17-2007, 03:41 PM

If there's a silver lining in all this its that Whitney Houston looks just a shade more normal.

Rizon · 02-17-2007, 05:17 PM

Playboy in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

JeeberD · 02-17-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Playboy in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Do you think they even want her anymore?

hxxp://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/bsbald2.jpg

kingfc22 · 02-17-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Do you think they even want her anymore?

hxxp://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/bsbald2.jpg

Almost threw up in my mouth. Ewww.

Senator · 02-17-2007, 06:17 PM

It seems to me, she lived her life
like a typical, overrated, attention whore candle in the wind

dawgfan · 02-17-2007, 06:35 PM

"She is who we thought she was."

bulletsponge · 02-17-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

"She is who we thought she was."

the dawg speaks the truth.

new britney

old 18 yo Britney

Mustang · 02-17-2007, 07:30 PM

What better, bald Spears or bald Portman...

Mateo · 02-17-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Playboy in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Fuck that. DVDA in 3 ... 2 ... 1

Easy Mac · 02-17-2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mateo

Fuck that. DVDA in 3 ... 2 ... 1

What good is DVD-Audio for her naked?

cuervo72 · 02-17-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think any chicks look good bald.

edit: geeks are SOOOO funny

INDalltheway · 02-17-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mateo

Fuck that. DVDA in 3 ... 2 ... 1

Orgasmo anyone?

albionmoonlight · 02-17-2007, 11:52 PM

You can take the girl out of bumfuck Louisiana.

You can't take bumfuck Louisiana out of the girl.

QuikSand · 02-18-2007, 07:19 AM

Just out of principle, this thread needs to be the winner between the two on the subject.

BishopMVP · 02-18-2007, 09:03 AM

I don't know who you are Mateo, but between the weather thread and this title, you are easily my favorite <50 post poster at FOFC.

NoMyths · 02-18-2007, 09:07 AM

Gah, at least have the courtesy to blunt your unyielding praise with a dig about proper pluralization. "Match" the carpet, people..."match".

Carry on.

bulletsponge · 02-18-2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

You can take the girl out of bumfuck Louisiana.

You can't take bumfuck Louisiana out of the girl.

to be fair she didnt get all nutty till she stayed in hollywood for a while. and i doubt you will see Louisiana girls shave thier heads

Subby · 02-18-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think any chicks look good bald. Everyone was talking about Sinead O'Conner being hot bald. Whatever. I need some hair to grab onto.

Well you are totally fucking hot, so now that they know this, expect them to start growing it back IMMEDIATELY!

Subby · 02-18-2007, 06:09 PM

Wait...which is the carpet and which is the drapes?

CU Tiger · 02-18-2007, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Wait...which is the carpet and which is the drapes?

What looks better?

JeffNights · 02-18-2007, 10:57 PM

The only chick that has been bald and hot was Persis Khambatta, who played Lt. Ila (the alien nympho race) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Mateo · 02-20-2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Wait...which is the carpet and which is the drapes?

I thought I knew, but by looking at those pics coming out of the limo with Paris, I'm just as confused. I swear, it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mateo

I thought I knew, but by looking at those pics coming out of the limo with Paris, I'm just as confused. I swear, it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I think you mean it looks like taco meat.

cuervo72 · 02-20-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffNights

The only chick that has been bald and hot was Persis Khambatta, who played Lt. Ila (the alien nympho race) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Yeah, that's what I tried to link to, but the Star Trek geeks got all uppity about linking images.

Dr. Sak · 02-20-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mateo

I thought I knew, but by looking at those pics coming out of the limo with Paris, I'm just as confused. I swear, it looks like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I guess I am throwing out that cheese sandwich I had for lunch.

Dr. Sak · 02-20-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffNights

The only chick that has been bald and hot was Persis Khambatta, who played Lt. Ila (the alien nympho race) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Dola...I beg to differ. Natalie Portman looked good bald.

Butter · 02-20-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffNights

Lt. Ila

What was her first name, Apple?

vtbub · 02-20-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Dola...I beg to differ. Natalie Portman looked good bald.

Um, no.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by vtbub

Um, no.

No woman looks good bald. Men that claim to lust after bald women may secretly like men.

Vinatieri for Prez · 02-20-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

No woman looks good bald. Men that claim to lust after bald women may secretly like men.

Hmm, again, which bald are we talking about here?

02-17-2007, 09:15 AM	#2
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02-17-2007, 12:05 PM	#4
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02-17-2007, 03:32 PM	#19
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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	What better, bald Spears or bald Portman... __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

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Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	i thought it was too cute, personally. bald britney thread reigns supreme!

02-17-2007, 01:10 PM	#6
dj_morton H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2007	Attention Wh*re

02-17-2007, 01:17 PM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I don't think any chicks look good bald. Everyone was talking about Sinead O'Conner being hot bald. Whatever. I need some hair to grab onto.

02-17-2007, 01:22 PM	#8
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	So guess the next series of events. Will she check-in and then party hard? Or will she still party hard until forced to check-in? Or will her publicist blame it on a certain medication or allergic reaction?

02-17-2007, 01:26 PM	#9
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	http://youtube.com/watch?v=f9_oaKYFM0c

02-17-2007, 01:31 PM	#12
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	In the video I posted, looks like she's wearing a "Star of David".

02-17-2007, 02:37 PM	#13
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	How long 'til she goes all "Anna Nicole?"

02-17-2007, 03:11 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Perhaps she got recarpeted and decided to tear out the drapes.

02-17-2007, 03:24 PM	#17
ctmason High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mesa, AZ	If you've ever wondered what irrelevancy will do to a person. Take a good look, take a good long look. Damn you K-Fed, damn you to hell....look what you've done.

02-17-2007, 03:40 PM	#20
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	is that you carlos?

02-17-2007, 03:41 PM	#21
ctmason High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mesa, AZ	If there's a silver lining in all this its that Whitney Houston looks just a shade more normal.

02-17-2007, 06:35 PM	#26
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	"She is who we thought she was."

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albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	You can take the girl out of bumfuck Louisiana. You can't take bumfuck Louisiana out of the girl.

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QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Just out of principle, this thread needs to be the winner between the two on the subject.

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BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	I don't know who you are Mateo, but between the weather thread and this title, you are easily my favorite <50 post poster at FOFC.

02-18-2007, 09:07 AM	#36
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Gah, at least have the courtesy to blunt your unyielding praise with a dig about proper pluralization. "Match" the carpet, people..."match". Carry on.

02-18-2007, 06:09 PM	#39
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Wait...which is the carpet and which is the drapes? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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JeffNights College Prospect Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Michigan	The only chick that has been bald and hot was Persis Khambatta, who played Lt. Ila (the alien nympho race) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture

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